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Funny story: Paris Hilton to Continue Filming Cancelled Show

Paris Hilton to Continue Filming Cancelled Show

Pseudo-actress and socialite Paris Hilton had her reality television show, The Simple Life, cancelled last week by the Fox network. This, however, has not stopped the actress from going on. "We start filming again next month," said Hilton...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton's Night with William Hung

Paris Hilton's Night with William Hung

Hollywood, CA, U.S.A. - The dream boy of thousands of women has finally lost his virginity to none other than Paris Hilton. William Hung, a huge Ricky Martin fan and admired contestant for American Idol spent "the night in Paris" la...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Forced to Hide

Paris Hilton Forced to Hide

Paris Hilton is hard to find lately. Up until recently, all she had to do was step out the door and hundreds of photographers would climb over each other to get a picture of the beautiful heiress to the Hilton Hotel fortune. Paris Hilton used to love...

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Funny story: Queen allows US Version of ‘Sin City, a Right Royal Shambles' to be Broadcast Live by Paris Hilton

Queen allows US Version of ‘Sin City, a Right Royal Shambles' to be Broadcast Live by Paris Hilton

Queen Elizabeth II, England, has offered to cook up hash browns, eggs and steaming hot coffee as part of an offering to allow the US Good Morning America Breakfast Version of ‘Sin City, a Right Royal Shambles ' to be filmed live in the Palace in a ho...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Slaps Google with $50 Million Lawsuit

Paris Hilton Slaps Google with $50 Million Lawsuit

HOLLYWOOD (AP) Publicity-shy Paris Hilton has filed a $50 million lawsuit against the Google search engine. Lawyers for Paris Hilton are claiming that their client has been systematically deprived of income due to Google's practice of ignoring at lea...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Wants to Experience Oregon Bulge

Paris Hilton Wants to Experience Oregon Bulge

Bend OR -- Because the Hilton Hotel chain, with franchises is Paris, New York, and L.A. "practically demands" its franchisees stay on top of their competition, it has petitioned the US Geological Survey to construct an architecturally uni...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Had A Bad Week, Nicole Richie Says Its Her Own Fault, The Hussie!

Paris Hilton Had A Bad Week, Nicole Richie Says Its Her Own Fault, The Hussie!

Paris---Paris Hilton started the week by being caught by a paparazzi in the same knee length red geometric Diane von Furstenberg dress that America's Next Top Model finalist Brittany Brower wore. Clearly, this is a grossly unfashionable scenario for...

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Funny story: Rick Hilton Showcases Elvis Presley Room At Paris Hilton

Rick Hilton Showcases Elvis Presley Room At Paris Hilton

Paris, France---Rick Hilton, father to the vivacious Paris and Nicky, and better half to Kathy and behind the scenes business advisor and show biz guru to Nicole, has decided he wants to speak up for Hilton Hotels, as a way of increasing brand recogn...

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Funny story: Nicole Richie Hooks Up With Paris Hilton

Nicole Richie Hooks Up With Paris Hilton

Nicole Richie, who knows Paris from way back in the old neighborhood of Sherman Oaks or Bel Air or Vegas or Montclair or someplace cool like that, has found a new job as Paris Hilton's side kick.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Has Comeback

Paris Hilton Has Comeback

Hollywood and Paris, France--At a mere twenty-four years old, Paris Hilton is making the first of what is sure to be many, many happy comebacks, having just signed up for another of what would appear to be a seemingly endless season of "The Simple Li...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton, Laura Bush and Hillary Clinton to Train as Suicide Bombers

Paris Hilton, Laura Bush and Hillary Clinton to Train as Suicide Bombers

WASHINGTON-Three of America's top women notables have announced that they will train as suicide bombers "to teach those Muslim girls a thing or two" they indicated in a press statement.

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Funny story: Ask Your Doctor About Umbilicex.

Ask Your Doctor About Umbilicex.

Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, and Paris Hilton are just a few of the big stars who have been taking Umbilicex for years. If you are one of the millions of people who are embarrassed by the appearance of your belly button, prescription strength Umbilice...

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Funny story: Get Ready to Rumble: MLB Announces Celebrity Kick Boxing

Get Ready to Rumble: MLB Announces Celebrity Kick Boxing

The Daily Swill, SEATTLE, Wa - Michael Jackson vs Vanilla Ice? Paris Hilton vs. Jessica Simpson? Sounds like a popularity poll, but in actuality it may be a popularity stunt coming to a Saturday night Major League Baseball game near you.

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Funny story: Michael Jackson and Paris Hilton: Made for Each Other !

Michael Jackson and Paris Hilton: Made for Each Other !

HOLLYWOOD (AP) In one of the least likely Hollywood pairings, Michael Jackson and Paris Hilton have been spending a lot of time with each other. Successfully outwitting the paparazzi by hanging out in Wal-Mart and McDonalds, Michael and Paris are at...

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Funny story: Paris, France Changes Name to Avoid Confusion with the Other Paris

Paris, France Changes Name to Avoid Confusion with the Other Paris

The Paris, France City Council voted today to change the name of the city to eliminate ongoing confusion with celebrity Paris Hilton. As Paris Hilton's fame has skyrocketed, the French capital is often the unintended victim of derision and gossip ai...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton: "I like to stay at cheap hotels!"

Paris Hilton: "I like to stay at cheap hotels!"

NEW YORK (AP) Hotel heiress Paris Hilton revealed a short list of her favorite hotels. "You might think that I would choose to stay only at those swanky Hilton hotels wherever I go. It's true that I get a complimentary room at most Hilton's, but...

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Funny story: George W. Bush, Michael Jackson, Paris Hilton Keywords Recalled by Google

George W. Bush, Michael Jackson, Paris Hilton Keywords Recalled by Google

MOUNTAIN VIEW, Calif. - A spokesperson for the news division of Google Inc. announced yesterday that "due to excessive traffic" Google News had recalled the keywords George W. Bush, Michael Jackson, and Paris Hilton. Any attempts to search the...

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