Veteran entertainer Michael Jackson has announced a new two-year contract with the Millennium Dome, squashing speculation he was to work in Las Vegas or Dubai. In what has been announced as a 'major coup' for the venue, Jackson, 50, will take on t...
Apparently, Michael Jackson, the King of Pop is getting rid of more than 2,000 personal items, mainly because he needs the bread or rather, those he owes need it. In an upcoming auction in April, Michael is set to sell his American Award for "Thri...
Nowhere CA -- Former King of Pop, Micheal (Jacko) Jackson, has been seen hanging around the hospital floor where the famous octuplets were born last week. The bizarrely dressed Jacko "looked like something from Night of the Living Dead." according t...
There was chaos on a scale never before seen on the set of Celebrity Big Brother tonight when, in an unscheduled incident, a Zombie attacked several housemates. The Zombie, previously known as La Toya Jackson, bit, punched, kicked and gorged on ot...
A spokesman for Michael Jackson has angrily denied that the Superstar has had an anus transplant. Rumours surfaced that the Prince of Pop is suffering from a mystery disease which caused him to seek an anus transplant. The sources say that Jack...
The politico son of Minister Jackson, high priest of the Church of Keep Hope Alive and diddler of young sweet black thangs, Jesse Jackson Jr has revealed his identity as a FBI mole since the age of 11. Among Jackson Jr's contributions have been h...
There's a failing marriage in Newcastle but according to a marital adviser who wished to remain nameless Joe Kinnear is doing everything he can to rescue the relationship. Despite Michael Owens' complaints about alienation of affection and cold p...
After years of rumors regarding the king of pop's worsening financial situation, Michael Jackson has reportedly agreed to auction some of his most prized possessions. Among them: a famed glove decorated with shiny sequins, a jacked worn during the fi...
Anyone who has witnessed the metallic hissing and slow motion sliding of the original slinky on a staircase, has some idea how Slinkie namer Snogden Snash must feel while in the throws of death and life. Anyone who has sought the ultimate sex to...
Shock news was released today that Barrack Obama and Michael Jackson are one and the same person. Jackson had believed to be in hiding recently when in fact he had been under the knife in a Swiss private hospital receiving the latest in a long line o...
HOLLYWOOD (FMLiveWire) - Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have expanded their family by adopting Michael Jackson. Jackson thus becomes the Hollywood couple's seventh child. Recent tabloid articles report that the radical Jackson adoption has saved...
The singer, who was raised as a Jehovah's Witness, converted to Islam in a ceremony at a friend's house in Los Angeles. He is said to have sat on the floor and worn a small hat while an imam officiated. According to The Sun, the ceremony took...
London - (ReUterus & Ass mess): A Bahraini princelet's £5 million lawsuit against Michael Jackson is to be moved from the Royal Courts of Justice to a Sharia court in rural Warwickshire. Jackson confirmed the news as his plane touched down in...
Weirdo pop superstar Michael Jackson has had his most drastic cosmetic surgery yet in an attempt to transform himself into a young boy - possible Home Alone-era Macaulay Culkin. The troubled singer says he wants to look younger - much, muc...
MECCA (FMLiveWire) - In a moving ceremony here on Friday, Michael Jackson, Miley Cyrus, Paris Hilton and Madonna converted to Islam, All wore the abaya, the traditional Arab women's veil, making it difficult to tell them apart. Jackson, 50, had be...
Detailed medical studies and aerial photographs have revealed that probably all of the Jackson family and definitely Michael and Janet have never been more than computer generated symbols. Once music critics and pop fanatics learned that the on...
London - (Sorry Ass Mess): Is it Aids? Nah. But Wacko Jacko is playing the sicko card this week, refusing to attend a London lawsuit hearing on unspecified mental health grounds. Legal aides at the Royal Courts of Justice have entered a plea that...
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