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Funny story: Jacko Seen Lurking Near Octuplets

Jacko Seen Lurking Near Octuplets

Nowhere CA -- Former King of Pop, Micheal (Jacko) Jackson, has been seen hanging around the hospital floor where the famous octuplets were born last week. The bizarrely dressed Jacko "looked like something from Night of the Living Dead." according t...

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Funny story: Celebrity Big Brother Show Attacked By Zombie

Celebrity Big Brother Show Attacked By Zombie

There was chaos on a scale never before seen on the set of Celebrity Big Brother tonight when, in an unscheduled incident, a Zombie attacked several housemates. The Zombie, previously known as La Toya Jackson, bit, punched, kicked and gorged on ot...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson Anus Transplant Denied

Michael Jackson Anus Transplant Denied

A spokesman for Michael Jackson has angrily denied that the Superstar has had an anus transplant. Rumours surfaced that the Prince of Pop is suffering from a mystery disease which caused him to seek an anus transplant. The sources say that Jack...

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Funny story: Jesse Jackson Jr Kept Spyin' Alive

Jesse Jackson Jr Kept Spyin' Alive

The politico son of Minister Jackson, high priest of the Church of Keep Hope Alive and diddler of young sweet black thangs, Jesse Jackson Jr has revealed his identity as a FBI mole since the age of 11. Among Jackson Jr's contributions have been h...

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Funny story: Kinnear Tells Marriage Counselor: I'll Do Anything to Keep Michael Owen Happy

Kinnear Tells Marriage Counselor: I'll Do Anything to Keep Michael Owen Happy

There's a failing marriage in Newcastle but according to a marital adviser who wished to remain nameless Joe Kinnear is doing everything he can to rescue the relationship. Despite Michael Owens' complaints about alienation of affection and cold p...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson to auction glitter glove, jacket, Tito

Michael Jackson to auction glitter glove, jacket, Tito

After years of rumors regarding the king of pop's worsening financial situation, Michael Jackson has reportedly agreed to auction some of his most prized possessions. Among them: a famed glove decorated with shiny sequins, a jacked worn during the fi...

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Funny story: Kinkies Outsell Slinkies While Inventor Rattles and Slides Between Life and Death

Kinkies Outsell Slinkies While Inventor Rattles and Slides Between Life and Death

Anyone who has witnessed the metallic hissing and slow motion sliding of the original slinky on a staircase, has some idea how Slinkie namer Snogden Snash must feel while in the throws of death and life. Anyone who has sought the ultimate sex to...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson is Barrack Obama

Michael Jackson is Barrack Obama

Shock news was released today that Barrack Obama and Michael Jackson are one and the same person. Jackson had believed to be in hiding recently when in fact he had been under the knife in a Swiss private hospital receiving the latest in a long line o...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Adopt Michael Jackson

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Adopt Michael Jackson

HOLLYWOOD (FMLiveWire) - Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have expanded their family by adopting Michael Jackson. Jackson thus becomes the Hollywood couple's seventh child. Recent tabloid articles report that the radical Jackson adoption has saved...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson 'converts to Islam and changes name to Mikaeel'

Michael Jackson 'converts to Islam and changes name to Mikaeel'

The singer, who was raised as a Jehovah's Witness, converted to Islam in a ceremony at a friend's house in Los Angeles. He is said to have sat on the floor and worn a small hat while an imam officiated. According to The Sun, the ceremony took...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson lawsuit to be settled by Sharia court

Michael Jackson lawsuit to be settled by Sharia court

London - (ReUterus & Ass mess): A Bahraini princelet's £5 million lawsuit against Michael Jackson is to be moved from the Royal Courts of Justice to a Sharia court in rural Warwickshire. Jackson confirmed the news as his plane touched down in...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson gets plastic surgery to look more like young boy

Michael Jackson gets plastic surgery to look more like young boy

Weirdo pop superstar Michael Jackson has had his most drastic cosmetic surgery yet in an attempt to transform himself into a young boy - possible Home Alone-era Macaulay Culkin. The troubled singer says he wants to look younger - much, muc...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson, Miley Cyrus, Paris Hilton and Madonna Convert to Islam

Michael Jackson, Miley Cyrus, Paris Hilton and Madonna Convert to Islam

MECCA (FMLiveWire) - In a moving ceremony here on Friday, Michael Jackson, Miley Cyrus, Paris Hilton and Madonna converted to Islam, All wore the abaya, the traditional Arab women's veil, making it difficult to tell them apart. Jackson, 50, had be...

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Funny story: Janet and Michael Jackson Have Never Been More than Emoticons

Janet and Michael Jackson Have Never Been More than Emoticons

Detailed medical studies and aerial photographs have revealed that probably all of the Jackson family and definitely Michael and Janet have never been more than computer generated symbols. Once music critics and pop fanatics learned that the on...

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Funny story: Jackson 'too sick' to testify?

Jackson 'too sick' to testify?

London - (Sorry Ass Mess): Is it Aids? Nah. But Wacko Jacko is playing the sicko card this week, refusing to attend a London lawsuit hearing on unspecified mental health grounds. Legal aides at the Royal Courts of Justice have entered a plea that...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson is Japanese Emperor Aki-Shit-Ho's nephew London bankruptcy lawsuit alleges

Michael Jackson is Japanese Emperor Aki-Shit-Ho's nephew London bankruptcy lawsuit alleges

London - (Chiller Mess): The Chrysanthemum Puppet Throne stands in the dock at the Royal Courts of Justice this week accused of a sordid cover-up involving the tribute artiste known as Michael Jackson, Yoko Ono and Japanese Emperor Aki-Shit-Ho. Ja...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson named Secretary Of State for US Shock!

Michael Jackson named Secretary Of State for US Shock!

In a surprise move, President elect Barack Obama has named Michael Jackson as the new Secretary of State. A spokeswoman for the incoming administration said that Jackson and Obama were old friends and that Jackson had contributed millions of dolla...

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