Secretary of State nominee Hillary Rodham Clinton is said to be advocating a change from English, as the first language, to Jive. She announced: "You know this will save all sorts of money when we no longer have to send out, you know, unemploymen...
Washington AC/DC - (Hairy Ass Mess): The Senate public appointments standards watchdog has heard evidence that desperate Secretary of State-wannabe Hillary Clinton is Vladimir Putin's sister. The testimony emerged after NATO military intelligence...
WASHINGTON - Barack Obama likes to wear satin panties from Hillary Clintons cabinet,it keeps his testicles smooth and shiny, Roddy Emanuel Obama's chief of dress said. But panties could be more important in an Obama administration than in some oth...
(Washington, DC) - Sen. Hillary Clinton (D-N.Y.) flatly ruled herself out as secretary of state in a Barack Obama administration. The perpetually pants-suited legislator frankly admitted she is far too corrupt and dishonest to fill such an honorable...
Dubai/ Palm Island News - Bill Clinton made it official today, confirming what has been known for the past 8 years: He is a paid government agent for Dubai. The announcement was made at a ceremony where the former President officially accepted the g...
Now that Hillary Clinton has been "tapped" by Obama cronies to be his Secretary of State, concerns about the nomination are being raised with regard to her hubby, Bill. Since the end of his Presidency, Bill Clinton has carved out a path to immortali...
Sen. Hillary Clinton gave President-elect Barack Obama's his first brazilian bikini wax today. But his aides are becoming exasperated by the Clinton camp's demands that each pubic hair be individually plucked by former President Bill Clinton. The...
Red Neck, Alabama - Just within two weeks of Barack Obama's historic win as the first African-American presidential candidate, ugly signs of racist white backlash are beginning to appear across America. Widespread incidents are reported from Main...
Washington AC/DC - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Hillary Clinton's aspirations to be the next US Secretary of State suffered a big blow (job) this weekend. Senate Appointments Committee sources confirmed the Senator for New York would have to disclos...
Newsdate, Year 2024 - Most political analysts look upon the 2012 Obama-Palin campaign as the start of the anarchy that now besets us. Originally known as the second great Obama campaign, Palin soon eclipsed her boss in popularity as was well-remembered by the 98% female majority in the House and Senate that became outlawed once she became President For Life in 2020. It had long been believed t...
NY/NY /Women's Wear Daily - No one ever said Hillary Clinton didn't know how to find a good deal, from windfall investments to outlandish advances for "Tell Nothing" books. The opportunistic professional politician has scored another coup, scoffin...
Hillary Clinton has wangled her way into the debate audience tonight, to be held in Hemphead, New York. Getting a taste for looming in the background, she claims she'll stay at the back of the room and merely observe, while she uses Betsy Ross' or...
(Washington DC) A leaked memo from the Democratic National Committee revealed that Barack Obama's presidential nomination was the direct result of the Democratic Party's policy on affirmative action. The internal memo was a actual direction ordered b...
Observers were left horrified today as U.S. politician Hilary Clinton exploded. The 60-year-old Democrat left witnesses shell-shocked after detonating in Washington DC while delivering a speech on health care. Washington resident and Hulk Hog...
President Clinton's wife Hillary Clinton was at a movie in New York City recently when she spotted Monty Python comedian and traveler Michael Palin entering the theatre. It was reported that she immediately left the theatre, even though she had alrea...
NY/NY The New York Times - Never missing the opportunity to take advantage of a partisan news event, the defeated Presidential Democrat candidate ironically bowed out of a planned demonstration at the UN, calling the event "TOO partisan." The decis...
Word is out that the Obama campaign's secret polling has revealed the predictable - An Obama-Hillary ticket would result in an absolute landslide for the Dems in November - whereas an Obama-Biden run would result in the biggest loss since 1960. La...
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