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Funny story: Hilllary Picks up Palin's Donated Wardrobe at NY Goodwill Store!

Hilllary Picks up Palin's Donated Wardrobe at NY Goodwill Store!

NY/NY /Women's Wear Daily - No one ever said Hillary Clinton didn't know how to find a good deal, from windfall investments to outlandish advances for "Tell Nothing" books. The opportunistic professional politician has scored another coup, scoffin...

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Funny story: Clinton looms; Hillary to be in audience tonight

Clinton looms; Hillary to be in audience tonight

Hillary Clinton has wangled her way into the debate audience tonight, to be held in Hemphead, New York. Getting a taste for looming in the background, she claims she'll stay at the back of the room and merely observe, while she uses Betsy Ross' or...

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Funny story: Leaked Memo Says Obama's Nomination was Affirmative Action by Democrats

Leaked Memo Says Obama's Nomination was Affirmative Action by Democrats

(Washington DC) A leaked memo from the Democratic National Committee revealed that Barack Obama's presidential nomination was the direct result of the Democratic Party's policy on affirmative action. The internal memo was a actual direction ordered b...

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Funny story: Hilary Clinton Explodes

Hilary Clinton Explodes

Observers were left horrified today as U.S. politician Hilary Clinton exploded. The 60-year-old Democrat left witnesses shell-shocked after detonating in Washington DC while delivering a speech on health care. Washington resident and Hulk Hog...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Refuses to Appear with Michael Palin

Hillary Clinton Refuses to Appear with Michael Palin

President Clinton's wife Hillary Clinton was at a movie in New York City recently when she spotted Monty Python comedian and traveler Michael Palin entering the theatre. It was reported that she immediately left the theatre, even though she had alrea...

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Funny story: Hillary Kicks off 2012 Campaign, Alienates Jewish Support for Obama!

Hillary Kicks off 2012 Campaign, Alienates Jewish Support for Obama!

NY/NY The New York Times - Never missing the opportunity to take advantage of a partisan news event, the defeated Presidential Democrat candidate ironically bowed out of a planned demonstration at the UN, calling the event "TOO partisan." The decis...

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Funny story: Secret memo reveals Obama plans to dump Biden for Hillary - Hillaristas ecstatic!

Secret memo reveals Obama plans to dump Biden for Hillary - Hillaristas ecstatic!

Word is out that the Obama campaign's secret polling has revealed the predictable - An Obama-Hillary ticket would result in an absolute landslide for the Dems in November - whereas an Obama-Biden run would result in the biggest loss since 1960. La...

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Funny story: Republicunt Palin Endorses Democrab Clinton for VPilf!

Republicunt Palin Endorses Democrab Clinton for VPilf!

After only a week or so under the magnifying glass of US political media scrutiny, Ice Princess Palin has decided to that Hillary Clinton would be the best VPilf: "Clinton clearly would be the better choice. She's smarter, savvy-er and has actu...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Shoots Sarah Palin in Fair Fight!

Hillary Clinton Shoots Sarah Palin in Fair Fight!

Tombstone, Az - In a scene reminiscent of the old west, Hillary Clinton was in Tombstone, Arizona to give a speech to disgruntled former John McCain campaign workers when who should appear but Sarah Palin. "At first I wasn't sure that shrill voic...

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Funny story: After dumping Clintons, Obama Dems now beg Hillary to rescue them! Hillaristas say "It's like sending the iceberg to rescue the Titanic"

After dumping Clintons, Obama Dems now beg Hillary to rescue them! Hillaristas say "It's like sending the iceberg to rescue the Titanic"

GROVELBURG, ILLINOIS: How the mighty have fallen! After dumping on Billary, polarizing the Dem electorate, bullying super delegates, pissing off women voters and claiming to be America's true savior, the great Obama machine has had to eat crow and...

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Funny story: McCain Claims that He Sexsually Comforted Hillary During the Lewinsky!

McCain Claims that He Sexsually Comforted Hillary During the Lewinsky!

John McCain in yet another desperate attempt at luring dissed and disaffected Clinton supporters told the spoof.milf that he gave intimate support to first lady Clinton while Prez Bill had his who-Ha who-Had. I, POW McCain not only suffered in t...

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Funny story: Hillary Rats Out Whitey Bolger; $2Million Reward Goes for Campaign Debt!

Hillary Rats Out Whitey Bolger; $2Million Reward Goes for Campaign Debt!

Boston/AP - Two days after the FBI upped the reward on renegade FBI informant and Boston Hit Man Whitey Bolger to $2 M, former Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton dropped a dime on him! As reported earlier, Whitey had been spotted in plain sigh...

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Funny story: Obama groupie Annette Benning pillories Sarah Palin then ends up being savaged by Rush Limberger!

Obama groupie Annette Benning pillories Sarah Palin then ends up being savaged by Rush Limberger!

LALALAND - HOLLYWOOD - Self-proclaimed political pundit and not-so-great actress Annette (who?) Benning, pilloried John McCain's veep choice of Sarah Palin and claimed that Hillary supporters would not rush en masse to vote for her "simply because sh...

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Funny story: John McCain Chooses Female Cadaver to Lure Clinton Voters from Obama!

John McCain Chooses Female Cadaver to Lure Clinton Voters from Obama!

Minnesota - Just when you thought the campaign trail could get no stranger or less insulting of our intelligence, the McCain Campaign came up with a ringer. In what many Hillary Clinton supporters term as insulting, The Spoof.Com has learned today th...

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Funny story: Sex, Politics, And Ego Force Clintons Into Yelling Therapy!

Sex, Politics, And Ego Force Clintons Into Yelling Therapy!

Blame it on Obama, the voters, Hillary, Bubba, or part or all of these. But, Hillary Clinton is now one angry woman, with enough rage to scare every death row inmate in California. She delivered a speech last night, very Presidential, and I even t...

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Funny story: Clintons Adulate Obama Amid Rumors of Big Job Payoffs!

Clintons Adulate Obama Amid Rumors of Big Job Payoffs!

The Democratic Convention has been awash with smiling Clintons and inundated with gossip of grandiose political appointments to buy the support of the former first family. Chelsea Clinton who has defied conventional beauty all of her life is s...

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Funny story: Republican Blow Job

Republican Blow Job

At the Democratic Convention last night Hillary Clinton threw her undoubting support behind Barack Obama. With extraordinary resilience and forgiveness she demonstrated how to heal wounds and build bridges in an unmitigated astonishing attempt to...

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