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Funny story: Fat people to power giant hamster wheels

Fat people to power giant hamster wheels

HEALTH and energy chiefs have unveiled a plan to make fat people power turbines by forcing them to run in giant hamster wheels. Government research teams from the Department of Health and the Department of Energy joined forces and spent five month...

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Funny story: Move On (dot) Org Expands Business Opportunities

Move On (dot) Org Expands Business Opportunities

Denver CO, 18 August 2008: Move On (dot) Org announced today that their new pharmaceutical company HarMonica Inc will be releasing a non-prescription drug called MOVE. The product release is timed to coincide with the Democratic Party Convention bein...

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Funny story: Manny Ramirez Discovers Miracle Cure!

Manny Ramirez Discovers Miracle Cure!

Boston Red Sox star and frequent pain in the ass Manny "Ack" Ramirez has been sidelined recently with a contract dispute that seems to have settles into one of his knees. The injury though Manny can't tell which knee is acting up has prevented him fr...

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Funny story: Senior Citizen Birthrate Soars

Senior Citizen Birthrate Soars

Washington DC, July 25, 2008: President Bush today called an urgent meeting with his cabinet members from the Food and Drug Administration (FDA), Health and Human services (HHS) and Homeland Security Department (HSD). The topic was the alarming incre...

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Funny story: Resarch chemist finds cure for no known disease

Resarch chemist finds cure for no known disease

Professor Ivor Prescripton, a research chemist from the University of Nowhere, has found a cure for no known disease.

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Funny story: 'Cigarettes Are Good For You' Shock Conclusion

'Cigarettes Are Good For You' Shock Conclusion

In a surprising report yesterday, scientists at Liverpool University concluded that cigarettes are good for you. 'We were shocked initially at our findings' said a spokesman,' but it would appear that all the fuss about heart disease and...

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Funny story: Phil Gramm to help Whining Americans; plans to lower nation's recommended daily dietary calorie count intake from 2,000 to 1,500

Phil Gramm to help Whining Americans; plans to lower nation's recommended daily dietary calorie count intake from 2,000 to 1,500

Washington DC - While short-sizing food products is helping Wall Street shore up corporate profits by hiding inflation from unsuspecting Americans, some consumers on Main Street are nevertheless beginning to notice that they are not getting the same...

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Funny story: Benefits of Red Wine

Benefits of Red Wine

A new study was released this week; giving more evidence as to the benefits of moderate Wine drinking. The Institute of North American Winos, headquarter in Harlem New York, published its results online.

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Funny story: Green Tea Is Beneficial to Your Health...Maybe

Green Tea Is Beneficial to Your Health...Maybe

The latest health report shows that green tea is beneficial to your overall health and may in fact help to prevent cancer.

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Funny story: FDA Bans Placebos

FDA Bans Placebos

In order to placate the American public's fear that medical aid is not high on his agenda, President George W. Bush has issued the following statement.

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Funny story: Woman Who Eats 'Only Lard' Reaches 100

Woman Who Eats 'Only Lard' Reaches 100

A woman who, for the last 97 years, has existed solely on a strict diet of lard, is 100 today, and still going strong, according to the doctors who monitor her life support machine. Nelly Crackers, of Blackburn in Lancashire, has reached her ton d...

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Funny story: PGA Establishes Mandatory Workouts for Golfers

PGA Establishes Mandatory Workouts for Golfers

After a golfer keeled over from a heart attack caused by mega-clogged arteries, the PGA announced its intent to establish a mandatory exercise regimen for all golfers. This daily workout routine is hoped to get the golfers in better shape after a rep...

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Funny story: Darts Champ Caught Jogging

Darts Champ Caught Jogging

English darts champion Darryl Fitton has been shamed following the release of footage showing him performing a morning jog and not smoking.

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Funny story: Surgeon General's Messages

Surgeon General's Messages

Washington DC: The Surgeon General announced today that a new set of realistic warning messages will be placed on billboards around the nation.

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Funny story: Health Scare Over US Tomatoes

Health Scare Over US Tomatoes

Today, millions of tomatoes were withdrawn from shops and stores across America, because of healthy-eating fears.

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Funny story: Alcohol 'cuts risk of arthritis'

Alcohol 'cuts risk of arthritis'

Drinking alcohol cuts the risk of developing arthritis by half, Swedish research has suggested.

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Funny story: Obama Rushes to Kennedy's Side

Obama Rushes to Kennedy's Side

Barack Obama took a private jet to North Carolina late last night after declaring that he had clinched the Democratic nomination. With the presidential primaries essentially out of the way, Obama hurried to the bedside of Ted Kennedy. Kennedy has bee...

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