HEALTH and energy chiefs have unveiled a plan to make fat people power turbines by forcing them to run in giant hamster wheels. Government research teams from the Department of Health and the Department of Energy joined forces and spent five month...
Denver CO, 18 August 2008: Move On (dot) Org announced today that their new pharmaceutical company HarMonica Inc will be releasing a non-prescription drug called MOVE. The product release is timed to coincide with the Democratic Party Convention bein...
Boston Red Sox star and frequent pain in the ass Manny "Ack" Ramirez has been sidelined recently with a contract dispute that seems to have settles into one of his knees. The injury though Manny can't tell which knee is acting up has prevented him fr...
Washington DC, July 25, 2008: President Bush today called an urgent meeting with his cabinet members from the Food and Drug Administration (FDA), Health and Human services (HHS) and Homeland Security Department (HSD). The topic was the alarming incre...
Professor Ivor Prescripton, a research chemist from the University of Nowhere, has found a cure for no known disease.
In a surprising report yesterday, scientists at Liverpool University concluded that cigarettes are good for you. 'We were shocked initially at our findings' said a spokesman,' but it would appear that all the fuss about heart disease and...
Washington DC - While short-sizing food products is helping Wall Street shore up corporate profits by hiding inflation from unsuspecting Americans, some consumers on Main Street are nevertheless beginning to notice that they are not getting the same...
A new study was released this week; giving more evidence as to the benefits of moderate Wine drinking. The Institute of North American Winos, headquarter in Harlem New York, published its results online.
The latest health report shows that green tea is beneficial to your overall health and may in fact help to prevent cancer.
In order to placate the American public's fear that medical aid is not high on his agenda, President George W. Bush has issued the following statement.
A woman who, for the last 97 years, has existed solely on a strict diet of lard, is 100 today, and still going strong, according to the doctors who monitor her life support machine. Nelly Crackers, of Blackburn in Lancashire, has reached her ton d...
After a golfer keeled over from a heart attack caused by mega-clogged arteries, the PGA announced its intent to establish a mandatory exercise regimen for all golfers. This daily workout routine is hoped to get the golfers in better shape after a rep...
English darts champion Darryl Fitton has been shamed following the release of footage showing him performing a morning jog and not smoking.
Washington DC: The Surgeon General announced today that a new set of realistic warning messages will be placed on billboards around the nation.
Today, millions of tomatoes were withdrawn from shops and stores across America, because of healthy-eating fears.
Drinking alcohol cuts the risk of developing arthritis by half, Swedish research has suggested.
Barack Obama took a private jet to North Carolina late last night after declaring that he had clinched the Democratic nomination. With the presidential primaries essentially out of the way, Obama hurried to the bedside of Ted Kennedy. Kennedy has bee...
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