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Funny story: Miami Dolphins New Name: Mahi Mahi

Miami Dolphins New Name: Mahi Mahi

Miami, Florida (IP) - Years ago there was a show about a smart Dolphin on television called "Flipper". Flipper was a cute mammal which could perform numerous tricks and on almost every episode he managed to save someone's life.

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Funny story: Miami Dolphins Continue Dallas Connection WIth New Coach

Miami Dolphins Continue Dallas Connection WIth New Coach

First, they hired former Dallas Cowboy coach Bill Parcells. He hired Jeff Ireland away from Da Boys to be the General Manager. Ireland then hired former Cowboy Assistant David Lee as the quarterbacks coach and Brian Gaine as Assistant Director of P...

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Funny story: College Season Officially Over, One Additional Loss Awarded to Fighting Irish

College Season Officially Over, One Additional Loss Awarded to Fighting Irish

South Bend, IN - In an unprecedented move, the NCAA has awarded the Notre Dame Fighting Irish one additional loss to their 2007 season.

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Funny story: Patriots vs. Bush Crime Family in Superbowl 2008!

Patriots vs. Bush Crime Family in Superbowl 2008!

DC - Superbowl 2008 will feature a matchup between the New England Patriots football team and the Bush Crime Family.

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Funny story: Super Bowl Predictions Issued By Political Candidates

Super Bowl Predictions Issued By Political Candidates

Political candidates for the office of The President of The United States from both parties issued their predictions on which teams would go to the Super Bowl today. While some admitted to not being the greatest of sports fans, all were eager to sup...

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Funny story: Dolphins Replace Cleo Lemon With Jack Lemmon

Dolphins Replace Cleo Lemon With Jack Lemmon

The Miami Dolphins have benched Cleo Lemon in favour of Oscar-winning actor Jack Lemmon, as the fish look to avoid an oh and sixteen season.

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Funny story: Notre Dame 1 and 9 Season - God No Longer Catholic

Notre Dame 1 and 9 Season - God No Longer Catholic

South Bend, Indiana (IP) - The Lord has changed his religion from Catholic to Baptist after having to put up with Notre Dame's 1 and 9 football season.

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Funny story: Cheerleader Trampled by Football Team Becomes Top YouTube Video

Cheerleader Trampled by Football Team Becomes Top YouTube Video

The high school cheerleader in Washington that was accidentally trampled by the football team is recovering with only mild bruises. Friday evening, during the Homecoming game, she moved to straighten the center of a large banner just as the football...

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Funny story: Nick Sabin Coaching Girl's Football Team

Nick Sabin Coaching Girl's Football Team

Burmingham, Alabama (IP) - Long time losing football coach Nick Sabin has begun his new career coaching a high school girl's football team.

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Funny story: Miami Dolphins Will Play High School Team

Miami Dolphins Will Play High School Team

Miami, Florida (IP) - The Miami Dolphins football team has lost every game this year and have announced that they will play a high school football team this Sunday.

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Funny story: Miami Dolphins Going For Perfect Season

Miami Dolphins Going For Perfect Season

Miami, Florida (IP) - The Miami Dolphins are once again well on their way to achieving a perfect season. Instead of 16 and Zero they will go for Zero and 16.

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Funny story: Football Game Becomes Riot Scene

Football Game Becomes Riot Scene

Miami, Florida (IP) - A football game between the New York Jets and the Miami Dolphins turned into an all out riot Sunday which ended only when the National Guard was called in by Governor Crist.

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Funny story: NFL to Replace Foot Balls with Dogs

NFL to Replace Foot Balls with Dogs

Atlanta, Georgia (IP) Ex-Atlanta Falcons quarterback Vick has been released from prison and has been appointed as the new head of the NFL.

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Funny story: Notre Dame 0-3 as Luck Runs Out for Touchdown Jesus

Notre Dame 0-3 as Luck Runs Out for Touchdown Jesus

The luck of the Fighting Irish has run out as Notre Dame fell to Michigan to start this season with an 0 and 3 record. In the past fifteen days, they have lost to Georgia Tech, Penn State, and now Michigan.

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Funny story: New England Patriots Apologize For Spying In NFL Game

New England Patriots Apologize For Spying In NFL Game

The New England Patriots apologized for spying on the signal calling against the New York Jets in a recent NFL game. Head coach Bill Belicheck said that it was an unprofessional and unsportsmanlike conduct and that he would not do it again. The Pat...

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Funny story: Michael Vick Signs With Prison Football League

Michael Vick Signs With Prison Football League

(Atlanta) - Ex-Atlanta Falcons NFL quarterback and convicted dog fighting felon, Michael Vick, today inked a deal to play with the prison football league (the PFL).

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Funny story: College Football Preseason Top 25 Announced

College Football Preseason Top 25 Announced

The AP has released their preseason top 25, rating all of the best football teams before a ball has been snapped. This year, as should be no surprise, USC, Ohio State, Texas, Michigan, Florida, Oklahoma, Georgia, Tennessee, Penn State, Auburn, Flori...

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