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Funny story: Italy Pulls Out 3000 Pizza Delivery Men in Iraq - All Fast Food Outlets to Follow Amid Huge Losses

Italy Pulls Out 3000 Pizza Delivery Men in Iraq - All Fast Food Outlets to Follow Amid Huge Losses

Italy's Pizza CEO, Silvio Berlusconi, announced plans yesterday on a live chat show to start withdrawing his country's 3,000-strong Pizza Delivery Express service in Iraq in September. The move comes on top of the withdrawal of more th...

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Funny story: Lester M. Crawford, DVM, Calling the Shots on New FDA Rules

Lester M. Crawford, DVM, Calling the Shots on New FDA Rules

New York. The Food and Drug Administration is about to implement new rules stating that any man that has willingly registered and/or voted Democratic within the last twenty years will no longer be accepted as an anonymous sperm donor. Each...

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Funny story: After Wendy's, Finger Foods Showing Strong Demand in Fast Food Outlets

After Wendy's, Finger Foods Showing Strong Demand in Fast Food Outlets

SAN JOSE, Calif. -- After an initial drop in sales at Wendy's when a finger was reported found in a bowl of chili, sales of finger food at other fast food restaurants have been brisk. McDonalds has hired Anna Ayala to develop several finger fo...

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Funny story: Illegal Dye, Sudan, found in Blood

Illegal Dye, Sudan, found in Blood

The illegal red food dye, Sudan, has been found in artificial blood imported from outside the European Union it was revealed today and could be the biggest threat to human health since the salmonella in eggs alert back in 1988.

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Funny story: McToe! Severed appendage found in McNuggets

McToe! Severed appendage found in McNuggets

ORLANDO, FL - Another bizarre case involving popular fast food restaurants and missing body parts surfaced this week in an Orlando, FL area McDonalds restaurant.

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Funny story: Burger King to Unveil New "Sandwich" Sandwich

Burger King to Unveil New "Sandwich" Sandwich

Chicago, Illinois- Earlier this week, while showcasing its newest line of burgers at the International Fast Food Convention,...

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Funny story: FDA Bans Britney's New Show Due to Dangerously High Levels of Boredom

FDA Bans Britney's New Show Due to Dangerously High Levels of Boredom

The Food and Drug Administration is preventing broadcasts of Britney Spears' new TV show because tests show it is so boring that it presents a health risk to viewers. The FDA has demanded that UPN modify the program to address its stupefying dullnes...

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Funny story: McEarth Fly-Thru Restaurant Closes

McEarth Fly-Thru Restaurant Closes

SIRIUS 2 - McEarth Food Corp announced yesterday it is closing down its once popular Homo Sapien Fly-Thru service. "The demand for tasty humans simply isn't there anymore," admitted Chief Executive Officer Zlo-Ta-FfAAAAR in a pan-galactic news confer...

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Funny story: Wendy's Introduces Low-Carb Cannibalism

Wendy's Introduces Low-Carb Cannibalism

In an effort to maintain their position as a leader in the fast food world, Wendy's is expanding their healthy menu to include human body parts. "We're excited about our new line of 'finger food'", explained Wendy's spok...

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Funny story: Suit Would Force F.D.A. to Deregulate Added Salt

Suit Would Force F.D.A. to Deregulate Added Salt

WASHINGTON, Feb. 24 - The Center for Science in the Public Interest filed a lawsuit on Thursday in the United States Court of Appeals here to force the Food and Drug Administration to deregulate sodium in processed foods. "Increasing the sodium co...

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Funny story: Happy Meal Not So Happy After All

Happy Meal Not So Happy After All

In news likely to astonish the entire fast food eating population, The McDonald's Happy Meal has revealed that it is not so "happy" after all. In an exclusive warts-and-all interview given to the magazine, Fast Food Monthly, Hamburger, Regular Fries,...

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Funny story: Nothing Beats a Timex

Nothing Beats a Timex

East Otis, Massachusetts, in the foothills of the Berkshire Mountains, is the kind of place that can be seen only from the air. Some wags—especially those who enjoy a little night life, ethnic food, and cable television—have observed that from the air is the only way to see East Otis. There is a reservoir, which everyone calls a lake, in East Otis; and my wife's parents used to have a cottage—...

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Funny story: Political Conservatives Deem Food Pyramid as Heathen Form

Political Conservatives Deem Food Pyramid as Heathen Form

(IRRP)- Political conservatives all over Washington have started to ban together, forming an informal coalition, to ban the use of the Food Pyramid. The Pyramid which has been in use since the 1960's, has gone under revision several times, is on...

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Funny story: Philadelphia Eagles Blitz Unlicensed "Official Party Centers"

Philadelphia Eagles Blitz Unlicensed "Official Party Centers"

Area food stores that call themselves "The Official Eagles Party Center" better have a license to do so, "or face legal consequences," warned Eagles president, Joe Banner, yesterday.

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Funny story: Catwoman Unlikely Oscar Winner !

Catwoman Unlikely Oscar Winner !

HOLLYWOOD (AP) Watch out Batman and Robin! Catwoman is on the prowl for an Oscar at the Academy Awards. The box office sensation has movie audiences lining up for tickets by the tens. Even sales of cat food, litter boxes, and hairball remedies have...

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Funny story: FDA Approves New Drug for Ugliness

FDA Approves New Drug for Ugliness

Research Triangle Park, North Carolina - General Pharmaceuticals Corp. received Food and Drug Administration (FDA) approval to market STIGMATOR, a treatment for turpis, more commonly know as ugliness syndrome.

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Funny story: Virgin Mary grilled cheese sandwich attributed to Cheesus

Virgin Mary grilled cheese sandwich attributed to Cheesus

PORT TRINITY, TN - Just when everyone thought the Virgin Mary grilled cheese sandwich on Ebay was the most famous holy food relic to date, along comes Harvey Romano of Port Trinity, Tennessee, with his claim to a Velveeta holy sculpture.

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