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Funny story: Bush Deported - Undesirable Alien

Bush Deported - Undesirable Alien

George W. Bush's visit to Britain was cancelled after the much troubled president failed a drugs test given to him as he got off the steps of Airforce 1.

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Funny story: Richie Rich Caught on Gay Party Tape

Richie Rich Caught on Gay Party Tape

The aristocratic community was stunned today when a video tape surfaced depicting "poor little rich boy" Richie Rich using drugs heavily and engaging in homosexual acts.

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Funny story: Athetics stars fail drugs tests

Athetics stars fail drugs tests

All athletics trophies and medals awarded within the last 100 years are set to be recalled after scientists release information of a new performance enhancing drug, used illegally for at least the last century.

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Funny story: Rio Ferdinand proves to be 65 year old man

Rio Ferdinand proves to be 65 year old man

England footballer, Rio Ferdinand, has yet to respond to claims that he is actually 65 years old. A recent drugs test has found that his genes are decrepit and have tiny wispy beards. The drugs test, which otherwise has caused no other scandals at al...

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Funny story: Police Launch New Drugs Policy

Police Launch New Drugs Policy

The Metropolitan Police announced yesterday that they were set to launch a radical new drugs policy aimed at driving out dealers and reducing organised crime. The as yet untitled policy has been given the working name 'Operation Needle City'...

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Funny story: "Anthrax" Proved to be Harmless Cocaine

"Anthrax" Proved to be Harmless Cocaine

A large package containing white powder which was found in an un-named London office building was yesterday found to be simple cocaine, and not the deadly anthrax that workers feared.

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Funny story: European Stoners Voice Concern over Afghanistan

European Stoners Voice Concern over Afghanistan

Bordeaux, France- "What's going on over there is just making me sick," confides Xavier Baron, a part-time student and full-time raver from the southwestern France. "The international community can no longer ignore the senseless de...

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Funny story: License to Ill

License to Ill

There was a time when Britain just had to worry about its raging drug problem. Now, there is a new social plague on our streets, and it is people who deal and take illness purely for recreation.

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Funny story: Tony Blair tests drugs

Tony Blair tests drugs

The House of Commons, that most respectable assembly that governs the once glorious country of Great Britain, gave its unqualified support for compulsory drugs testing, yesterday.

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Funny story: Smoking to Impress

Smoking to Impress

In Daytona, Florida, on the International Speedway, a young man of 20 yrs, decided to impress the 13 yr. old girl in the car next to him.

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Funny story: The Flying Pensioner Phenomenon

The Flying Pensioner Phenomenon

The Health and Safety Executive has recently been called in to investigate a spate of freak accidents, involving 'flying pensioners', that continue to plague nursing homes in the Border regions of Scotland.

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Funny story: Wimbledon Troubles

Wimbledon Troubles

Play at wimbledon was stopped at the beginning of this month by a drug police squad, after they had recieved an anonymous tip-off that the ground keepers at the Wimbledon tennis grounds had been growing an illegal drug on centre court.

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