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Funny story: Britney claims she is 'queen' of show biz

Britney claims she is 'queen' of show biz

NUSSBAUM, La. -- Britney Spears has announced she is the queen of show business and will reign until her death.

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Funny story: Reagan's Image To Adorn Small Change?

Reagan's Image To Adorn Small Change?

In celebration of the death of Ronald Reagan, many Conservative groups have begun advocating to have the "Grandfather of the Neo-Con Movements" likeness adorn some form of American currency. The push to have the dead actors face replace that of Presi...

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Funny story: Reagan sightings begin

Reagan sightings begin

DURNBARN, Tenn. -- The first post-life Ronald Reagan sighting has taken place only hours after the former President/actor's death was announced.

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Funny story: Bigfoot found, shot down in cold blood

Bigfoot found, shot down in cold blood

REDCLIFF, Wash. -- A hunter claims that he saw the legendary beast known as Bigfoot, shot him five times through the chest and watched it bleed to death in a remote part of Washington state.

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Funny story: Starbucks Completes Death Star; World Takeover Imminent

Starbucks Completes Death Star; World Takeover Imminent

Seattle, WA-Starbucks Coffee Inc announced Wednesday that its supreme plan for world domination will be placed into effect a month early as their Death Star orbiting seven hundred miles off Earth has been completed ahead of schedule.

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Funny story: Hundreds Die in Fatal Crash

Hundreds Die in Fatal Crash

Just earlier today, the horrible crash of The Spoof writer John Carroll's computer resulted in the deaths of hundreds of files. The final death total is still being tallied, but experts are projecting it may near the thousands. Among the dead ide...

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Funny story: Thatcher's death - celebrity hypochrites sing her praises

Thatcher's death - celebrity hypochrites sing her praises

TWO-FACED celebrities were coming out of the woodwork today, after the news that Former British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher has died of syphilis. Scores of shameless TV personalities were clambering over each other to sell their souls on ITV...

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Funny story: Death Toll Rises to 1.2 Million as Race Wars Rage On

Death Toll Rises to 1.2 Million as Race Wars Rage On

Editor's Note: Due to a malfunction of the Spoof's flux capacitor, the following story was inadvertently posted nearly 6 months before it was written, it was not supposed to be published until November 10, 2004. Our sincerest apologies for any co...

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Funny story: Death wants Bank Holiday - quotes EU Legislation

Death wants Bank Holiday - quotes EU Legislation

In an exclusive interview with theSpoof today Death has declared that from this year forward England's Spring Bank Holiday will be a Death Holiday too.

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Funny story: Insurance Company To Kill Customers

Insurance Company To Kill Customers

(New York) An internal memo at the Dome Insurance Company suggested arranging deaths of aging and failing customers to look like suicide. The suicide deaths would allow the company to refrain from paying death benefits as all Dome Life Insurance po...

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Funny story: Rumsfeld: Never Owned Nazi Book

Rumsfeld: Never Owned Nazi Book

(Washington, D.C.) Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld said he was shocked and embarrassed when a former house keeper related to a reporter that she saw Running A Nazi Death Camp For Dummies on the book shelf in his home study.

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Funny story: Dean Martin -- Back From the Dead; Pull of Bottle Proves Stronger Than Death

Dean Martin -- Back From the Dead; Pull of Bottle Proves Stronger Than Death

Friends and family members who once cursed Dean Martin's addiction to alcohol now are rejoicing over his habit.

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Funny story: Heavy Metallers Mame Fans

Heavy Metallers Mame Fans

Vicious goth band Sick Hell Death have caused numerous fans irreparable damage to their eardrums.

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Funny story: Monster G.M. Flies Flatten Old Gits

Monster G.M. Flies Flatten Old Gits

Shock waves rippled across the sun-drenched Spanish Costas as the latest death toll figures from Genetically Modified Flies were released, today.

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Funny story: Red Ken's Pigeons Taken On Cocaine Trips

Red Ken's Pigeons Taken On Cocaine Trips

Pigeon hating Ken Livingstone, the once-troubled mayor of London, shocked animal rights groups when he issued a death warrant for all of the ‘flying rats' in his fair city.

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Funny story: Death By Chocolate

Death By Chocolate

A man has died in a freak confectionery accident whilst on a works outing to a famous chocolate factory...

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Funny story: Bush found dressed as horse - flogged to death by satire writers

Bush found dressed as horse - flogged to death by satire writers

THE Spoof Newsdesk was thrown into a state of panic today, after the announcement of George Bush's death forced them to face the fact that they will now have very little to write about in the future.

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