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Funny story: Local Man 'Changed' To Death

Local Man 'Changed' To Death

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock was today forced to consult his GP suffering from lassitude, brain fag, inertia, mild depression, melancholia, morbidity, blinding headaches, panic attacks, anxiety, blistered feet and acute diarrhoea. With some sligh...

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Funny story: Election 2010: Bun fight in second leaders' debate

Election 2010: Bun fight in second leaders' debate

The jelly came out in the second prime ministerial debate as Gordon Brown, David Cameron and Nick Clegg clashed over having affairs. In camp exchanges, the three leaders crashed handbags on Europe, weight loss, tax, nuclear weapons and the new Vae...

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Funny story: Egg Throwing on the up and up

Egg Throwing on the up and up

Egg throwing, or tossing, has been recognised as as symbol of rebirth of the earth since early pagan celebrations were first recorded. "Egg tossing is also known as a team competition with basically the following rules, although the exact details...

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Funny story: Thatcher Primed To Endorse Conservative Fiscal Policy

Thatcher Primed To Endorse Conservative Fiscal Policy

Former Conservative leader Margaret Thatcher is expected to make a public show of support for 'Do Nothing' David Cameron's only concrete election strategy to date - cut benefits to those in need. Thatcher, whose impartial brand of politics culmina...

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Funny story: Clegg Claims He is 'Up For the Challenge' in Event of 'Hung' Parliament

Clegg Claims He is 'Up For the Challenge' in Event of 'Hung' Parliament

A loo attendant at the BBC studio that filmed the recent debates claims all three candidates fail to measure up to past standards but Nick Clegg is well ahead of Cameron and Brown in the event of a hung Parliament. Sharing TMI only a potty janito...

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Funny story: Cameron to become Clegg

Cameron to become Clegg

A recent trip - flying low under billowing volcanic clouds - undertaken by "call-me-Dave" to the ex-British colony of Hong Kong has been blown wide open by a startling revelation from the office of Mah-Jong clone tailoring that they are hurriedly pr...

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Funny story: Tebbit on the rampage, Cameron on a hiding to nothing

Tebbit on the rampage, Cameron on a hiding to nothing

The rottweiler has returned. Foaming at the mouth and spitting chicken feathers, Lord Tebbit of Toryland, rages at the lack lustre performance of his lapdog, Cameron in the debate of the three terrors. "Terrors," he screamed, "bloody timid Terrie...

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Funny story: Eurovision Debate Contest First Round

Eurovision Debate Contest First Round

ITV aired the first round of the Eurovision Debate Contest from Manchester tonight. Families crowded round their TV sets and groups of friends organised Eurovision parties where it is the custom to wee yourself after a night of drinking cheap vino...

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Funny story: The First Election Debate - A Clear Victor Emerges

The First Election Debate - A Clear Victor Emerges

They came, they saw, they wittered on...and on...But a clear winner emerged last night in the first ever televised election debate. Nick Clegg. By a mile. SUIT Cameron scored 4 out of 5. Nicely cut suit, neatly stitched, dandruff traces on coll...

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Funny story: David Cameron organises Old Etonian "Fag Jamboree"

David Cameron organises Old Etonian "Fag Jamboree"

David Cameron, head of the Conservative Party, who satirists everywhere are praying wins the next general election (because he is so much funnier than Brown), is organising a fund-raising event with his old chums from Eton college, the prestigious bu...

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Funny story: Liar Liar Liar as Labour ,Tory & Liberal appear on the lying Bastards Debate

Liar Liar Liar as Labour ,Tory & Liberal appear on the lying Bastards Debate

Its Liar Liar Liar as Brown, Cameron, and Clegg appear in the undemocratic so called leaders debate tonight. The Great Liars Debate is restricted to only these three stooges making this the most undemocratic debate ever in the UK, so its time they st...

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Funny story: David Cameron moving to a new country

David Cameron moving to a new country

"Come with us and build a better country", said David Cameron. He apparently invited every citizen of Britain to join him. God knows where he is planning to take them all. Mind you, there are lots of uninhabited places on earth where he could tak...

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Funny story: Cameron "Best Head We Ever Had" Say Old Etonians

Cameron "Best Head We Ever Had" Say Old Etonians

David Cameron may be on the eve of his greatest triumph or worst disaster, but come what may there is no doubt in the minds of his former schoolmates that he was the best Head Boy they ever had. Lord Scopolamine of Bahookie recalls the Tory hopef...

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Funny story: If David Cameron Can't Manage His Water Bill, What Chance The Economy?

If David Cameron Can't Manage His Water Bill, What Chance The Economy?

As David Cameron preaches about running the country and the economy sensibly, and on budget, we've just learned that he's so far behind on his water bills that the water company H2O are considering court action against him, with a view to sending the...

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Funny story: Leader of the Conservative Party David Cameron crowned new Emperor of the Temple of Nothing

Leader of the Conservative Party David Cameron crowned new Emperor of the Temple of Nothing

David Cameron has been crowned the New "Emperor of the Temple of Nothing". He won his crown by spectacularly unveiling his policies at the Battersea Power Station on Tuesday. In his policies he declared he wanted to do Nothing for the people of Bri...

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Funny story: Cameron Manifesto In Three Words - I Give Up

Cameron Manifesto In Three Words - I Give Up

David Cameron launched the Conservative Party election manifesto yesterday at Battersea Power Station, and pretty much confirmed what millions of voters have been suspecting for months. If he gets elected, he won't have a clue what to do, so he'll...

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Funny story: Brown and Cameron to Meet in Televised 'Cagefight'

Brown and Cameron to Meet in Televised 'Cagefight'

Gordon Brown has accepted the Tory party invitation for the party leaders to meet in a no holds barred, bare knuckled 'cagefight' contest just two days before the election. The meeting is to be held at the MEN Arena in Manchester on Tuesday May 4t...

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