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Funny story: Katie Waissel Angrily Denies X-Factor Fix Corruption Scandal Rumours

Katie Waissel Angrily Denies X-Factor Fix Corruption Scandal Rumours

Skoob Entertainment News can exclusively reveal that much reviled X-Factor wannabe Katie Waissel will survive this weekend's X-Factor, because word from a little bird has it that the whole show is fixed. SEN supremo Buffty Ginslinger has been busi...

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Funny story: X-Factor's Cher Lloyd And Katie Waissel Deny Anal Bleaching And Vajazzling Allegations

X-Factor's Cher Lloyd And Katie Waissel Deny Anal Bleaching And Vajazzling Allegations

An X-Factor insider today acted swiftly to step on malicious rumours circulating on certain unscrupulous websites which intimate that hopefuls, Cher Lloyd and Katie Waissel have been vajazzled and anally bleached. "These are just malicious lies,"...

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Funny story: "Louis Walsh Is An Odious Little Toad" Claims Manchester Woman

"Louis Walsh Is An Odious Little Toad" Claims Manchester Woman

A Manchester woman, 'Karen' wrote in the comments section of a popular newspaper's website that X-Factor judge Louis Walsh is 'an odious little toad.' Her comments were apparently prompted by a Daily Mail article which promoted Walsh as a childish...

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Funny story: X-Factor's Katie Waissel And Cher Lloyd - 'There Was No Bitch Fight'

X-Factor's Katie Waissel And Cher Lloyd - 'There Was No Bitch Fight'

Insiders from the X-Factor today denied reports of a massive backstage bust up bitch fight between hopeful wannabes Katie Waissel and Cher Lloyd. Some unscrupulous sources claimed that Cher had called Katie a bunch of nasty names, to which Katie a...

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Funny story: Katie Waissel Favourite For aXe-Factor

Katie Waissel Favourite For aXe-Factor

The X-Factor Madonna wannabe, Katie Waissel, looks like the odds on favourite to get the chop with the axe on the show this weekend, according to bookmaker Alfie Shirtlifter. Alfie has slashed the odds on Katie getting the kaibosh to 6-4 on after...

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Funny story: X-Factor Final 2010 - Bonkettes Turn Down Live Guest Slot

X-Factor Final 2010 - Bonkettes Turn Down Live Guest Slot

BT Bishop, manager of the world's greatest girl band, The Bonkettes revealed this afternoon that the girls had turned down an invitation to perform in the X-Factor final - one of the most sought after slots in the music business. He told SKoob Ent...

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Funny story: "Cher Lloyd Was A Rat-Faced Pikey Bully At School" Claims Schoolmate

"Cher Lloyd Was A Rat-Faced Pikey Bully At School" Claims Schoolmate

Fragile X-Factor wannabe from Malvern, Cher Lloyd was described by an ex schoolfriend as being a rat-faced pikey bully girl last night. Glenda Sloot, 17, also from Malvern described how the vulnerable looking singer was a nightmare at school. "...

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Funny story: X-Factor's Katie Waissel's Dark Secret Past Revealed

X-Factor's Katie Waissel's Dark Secret Past Revealed

The dark tragedy of Katie Waissel's past is about to be revealed and its a real shocker. Friends are so worried about what the revelations will do to Katie, that they have even offered journalists money to withhold their information. But here, at S...

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Funny story: Ashley Cole Denies Sending Cheryl X-Factor Death Threats

Ashley Cole Denies Sending Cheryl X-Factor Death Threats

Insiders informed us this morning that Ashley Cole has vehemently denied sending his ex-wife Cheryl death threats on the interweb dot net over her decision to overlook Gamu Nhengu on the X-Factor in favour of frail and vulnerable Cher Lloyd, and blue...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole In X-Factor Death Threat Drama

Cheryl Cole In X-Factor Death Threat Drama

Cheryl Cole - the nation's sweetheart - was today hiding behind a skip at her Hertfordshire mansion after supposedly receiving electronic death threats from disgruntled X-Factor fans. Cheryl has been lambasted over the last few days and accused of...

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Funny story: More X-Factor Controversy As Chloe Mafia Rumoured To Take Wild Card Slot Over Gamu

More X-Factor Controversy As Chloe Mafia Rumoured To Take Wild Card Slot Over Gamu

Controversy continues to dog Simon Cowell's X-Factor show as rumours surfaced today that a wild card slot will be awarded to alleged Wakefield prostitute Chloe Mafia, once again leaving the people's choice, Gamu Nhengu out in the cold. A friend of...

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Funny story: The X-Factor - "Worst Audition In History" Ends With A Smack In The Face

The X-Factor - "Worst Audition In History" Ends With A Smack In The Face

Having been described as "the worst audition in the history of the X-Factor" by judge, Simon Cowbell, leery teen, Abbey Johnson punched her one time best friend Lisa Parker in the face. Putting the icing on the cake, so to speak. Doing a remarkabl...

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Funny story: Axed Shirlena To Return To X-Factor Singing 'Crazy For You'?

Axed Shirlena To Return To X-Factor Singing 'Crazy For You'?

Axed X-Factor contestant Shirlena Johnson 30, should be allowed to return to the show singing something appropriately wacky, such as 'Crazy For You' by Madonna, or 'Crazy' by Patsy Chuppatti. So says Skoob News showbiz correspondent, Buffty Ginsli...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole Didn't Look At All Well On Last Night's X-Factor

Cheryl Cole Didn't Look At All Well On Last Night's X-Factor

Just in from Skoob Entertainment News's showbiz correspondent, Buffty Ginslinger. In an ambulance, en route to A&E at University College Hospital on Euston Road. It seems that the nation's sweetheart (unless you happen to be a lavatory atte...

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Funny story: X-Factor Starting Soon - Morons Come Out To Play

X-Factor Starting Soon - Morons Come Out To Play

Oh Lord - the X-Factor season will soon be upon us again, as could be reasonably assumed by the three thousand morons who turned out to audition for the show in Manchester. It's pretty much business as usual for Simon Cowell and co as they take th...

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Funny story: Longknob to enter X Factor in 2010

Longknob to enter X Factor in 2010

Brighton's leading Viking Re-enactor "Thor Longknob" is currently in training and hopes to lead the charge in next years X Factor competition! He is currently working with his faithful assistant "Joy the Unflapplable" on the application form which...

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