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Funny story: Volcanic Ash Causes Travel Chaos... Again

Volcanic Ash Causes Travel Chaos... Again

Bus journeys have been halted as another volcanic ash cloud looms over Wharfedale and parts of Nidderdale in the Yorkshire Dales. Many travellers faced further misery as a six hour no-bus zone was imposed as far as Buckden. Bus companies warned p...

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Funny story: Iceland Responsible For Everything Claims Conspiracy Theorist

Iceland Responsible For Everything Claims Conspiracy Theorist

Whilst everybody is all too painfully aware, Iceland is without doubt responsible for the volcanic eruption which resulted in the grounding of air traffic in northern Europe, but not too many realise that, in fact, Iceland is ultimately responsible f...

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Funny story: Volcano grounds planes while oils slick docks boats, all travel cancelled

Volcano grounds planes while oils slick docks boats, all travel cancelled

The UN President, Dr Ali Treki, has taken the unprecedented step of unilaterally stopping all forms of petroleum propelled propulsion in an effort to stem the spread of the planet damaging populous and their polluting by-products. The petrochemic...

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Funny story: Selena Gomez and Nick Jonas To Travel To Iceland By Ship For The Get Iceland Back on Her Frozen Feet Again Telethon

Selena Gomez and Nick Jonas To Travel To Iceland By Ship For The Get Iceland Back on Her Frozen Feet Again Telethon

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Selena Gomez and Nick Jonas are getting ready to travel to Iceland to participate in a "Get Iceland Back On Her Frozen Feet Telethon." Gomez and Jonas will be traveling to Iceland aboard the Mexican battleship the MS Montezuma's...

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Funny story: Glenn Beck Blames President Obama For The Icelandic Volcano

Glenn Beck Blames President Obama For The Icelandic Volcano

QUEENS, New York - Fox News talk show host Glenn Beck has remarked that he is getting sick and tired of President Obama causing so much world-wide havoc. Beck speaking before a group of second graders at PS-9881 also lashed out at Vice President a...

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Funny story: Mariah Carey Fans Are Concerned She Is Starting To Look Like That Volcano in Iceland

Mariah Carey Fans Are Concerned She Is Starting To Look Like That Volcano in Iceland

BEVERLY HILLS - Mariah Carey and her skinny little husband Nick Cannon renewed their wedding vows, their driver's licenses, and their VISA credit cards all in one fell swoop. Mariah, who has been gaining weight like she's trying to catch up to Kir...

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Funny story: Dozens of Psychics Warn 'Something Big' About to Happen

Dozens of Psychics Warn 'Something Big' About to Happen

Wednesday saw a hotbed of psychic activity as readings poured in from all over the country from psychics warning that "something big" is coming down the pike. They could not hone in on exactly what it was, but said "it is big, really big." Reporte...

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Funny story: British Airline Feuding with US Airline over Skyjacked Aircraft

British Airline Feuding with US Airline over Skyjacked Aircraft

New York, NY - When the volcanic eruptions in Iceland forced British airlines to ground many of their aircraft at various American airports until the skies cleared, American airline operators saw an opportunity to take advantage of the situation: the...

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Funny story: A 9.7 Magnitude Earthquake Hits Iceland - The Volcano Eyjafjallajokull Is Now In Greenland

A 9.7 Magnitude Earthquake Hits Iceland - The Volcano Eyjafjallajokull Is Now In Greenland

HOFN, Iceland - In a classic example of a 'bad news - good news' story, Iceland has just been hit with a powerful 9.7 magnitude earthquake. The quake only lasted 55 seconds, but it was enough to cause the volcano Eyjafjallajokull, that has been sp...

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Funny story: Iceland's Ash Clear Up Begins: Dyson's Cyclone Technology 'Useless'

Iceland's Ash Clear Up Begins: Dyson's Cyclone Technology 'Useless'

The monumental task of clearing up the fall-out from Iceland's Eyjafjallajoekull volcano has begun in earnest today, with some questions being raised about the quality of equipment provided. Iceland spokesperson, Kerry Katona, said, "No loss of su...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson says Dawn is really really big even bigger than that Volcanic Dust Cloud

Robert Pattinson says Dawn is really really big even bigger than that Volcanic Dust Cloud

Robert Pattinson commented on Dawn, that is Dawn French, after she was photographed returning from a Caribbean holiday on a Jumbo Jet. "Dawn looks bigger than ever" said Pattinson "She looks like she could be mistaken for the biggest Sumo Wrestler th...

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Funny story: Series 8: Get real, ash cloud attack

Series 8: Get real, ash cloud attack

During last weeks UK Prime Minister electoral debate Gordon Browns message to Nick Clegg was a gritty 'get real' followed with a note of 'I deal with these situations every day'. These comments were widely regarded as a poke at the weaker kid we but...

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Funny story: Volunteers Asked To Remain On Holiday Forever

Volunteers Asked To Remain On Holiday Forever

With the heavy backlog of flights caused by the Icelandic volcano, airline companies and the government have called for volunteers to remain in exile forever. Long-haul flights are the worst hit, and British airways has been offering passengers th...

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Funny story: Volunteers asked to give sausage rolls to stranded passengers

Volunteers asked to give sausage rolls to stranded passengers

UK airlines are seeking volunteers to give sausage rolls so passengers still stranded after the volcanic ash cloud disruption can have a bite to eat. British Airways has asked customers due on return flights since services resumed to eat other pas...

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Funny story: Luxury Liner Brings Plebs Back From Costas

Luxury Liner Brings Plebs Back From Costas

The Luxury ocean going liner, Celebrity Eclipse, docked in Southampton yesterday, back from a mercy mission to pick up 2,000 Costa-loving plebs from Bilbao. Who had been left stranded by that volcano. You know the one. Anyway, not surprisingly,...

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Funny story: Royal British Navy Warships Are En Route To Iceland To Blast The Hell Out of The Volcano

Royal British Navy Warships Are En Route To Iceland To Blast The Hell Out of The Volcano

PORTSMOUTH, England - A Royal British Navy warship flotilla left this English Channel port city early today en route to Iceland. The British government has expressed extreme anger, disdain, outrage, and bitterness at the ugly hellacious volcanic a...

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Funny story: Stop Volcanic Activity

Stop Volcanic Activity

"These volcanic eruptions have got to stop," was the basis of a memo that recently came out of the Oval Office. It was a source of bewilderment to the Office Secretarial Pool, who had no idea which way to direct the Presidential Memo. One commente...

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