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Funny story: CHaVs To Get Free Holidays

CHaVs To Get Free Holidays

In response to a TV programme 'Holidays from Heaven', budget airline, Cheezy Jet have offered Chavs free holidays - yes FREE holidays! Many destinations are in Spain, Lanzarote or Majorca and include a full week stay in a 3 star hotel complete with s...

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Funny story: Grecian Travel Guide, Demetrios Likiscocksuckis

Grecian Travel Guide, Demetrios Likiscocksuckis

For those brave world explorers who venture into the Mediterranean during the British vacation period, this one is for you! Ten tips on visiting Greece when the inebriated hooligans of the UK are here: 1) Wear galoshes when the puke is running above the curb stones 2) Go out sightseeing in the morning when the British "tourists" are taking their siesta 3) Avoid all establishments that ser...

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Funny story: Zimbabwe Holiday Bookings Down, Say Travel Agents

Zimbabwe Holiday Bookings Down, Say Travel Agents

Travel agents say that the number of holidaymakers planning to travel to Zimbabwe this year is down more than 90% on last year's figure, owing to exceedingly warm temperatures in the country.

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Funny story: School Holidays are to be abolished

School Holidays are to be abolished

A Government think-tank has advised that British schools are not teaching children enough and that the best solution would be to abolish holidays altogether. In spite of record numbers

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Funny story: Butlins Cocaine Confusion

Butlins Cocaine Confusion

Butlins claims to have 'excited' customers booking up for the summer season by announcing they will not be filling their swimming pools with any water.

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Funny story: Hell - Nice in the Winter Time

Hell - Nice in the Winter Time

Mephistophel, Tennessee (IP) - Hell is a nice place to visit during the winter months. Our travel reporter was there last year during February and saved his report for the end of summer. This is the best time to start making winter vacation travel arrangements.

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Funny story: Gas Prices Force Cut-Backs

Gas Prices Force Cut-Backs

After years of sky-rocketing summer gas prices, consumers have finally had enough. Many are just not going to take it any more, they are refusing to buy any more gas.

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Funny story: AskFrFred Takes Aleve!

AskFrFred Takes Aleve!

Fr Frederick The Great Titslesin, after returning from his Mexican Riviera Cruise and Alpine Skiing vacation has announced a Leave of absence.

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Funny story: Death Takes Vacation In Hawaii

Death Takes Vacation In Hawaii

TOMBSTONE, NETHERVOID--(NECRO PRESS) "After being on the job, what looks like...Forever! I decided to take a break from all the doom & gloom and step out among the living to smell the flowers" says our even...

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Funny story: Pooh to mature: adapt to modern, evil, world

Pooh to mature: adapt to modern, evil, world

After so many years of living with his Hundred Acre Woods buddies, Pooh has decided to take a vacation in Europe. His 2 week trip is following the horrible experience with the long eared, horned, huffalump. He is taking a trip to Europe because he is...

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Funny story: Wild brush, fences flee Texas in anticipation of President Bush's vacation

Wild brush, fences flee Texas in anticipation of President Bush's vacation

CRAWFORD, Texas - The sight that played out earlier this week was unprecedented as hundreds of thousands of tumbleweeds, loose patches of brush and a handful of broken fences fled the state of Texas in anticipation of the beginning of President Bush'...

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Funny story: President Bush takes vacation from reality

President Bush takes vacation from reality

CRAWFORD, Texas - President Bush departed this week for his sprawling ranch as part of a month-long vacation away from the trials and tribulations of reality.

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Funny story: President Bush Postpones November Election

President Bush Postpones November Election

Washington, DC or Midland, TX (cuz Dubya's probably on his pre-summer but post-spring vacation)--...

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Funny story: HOW 5 BRITONS WON A VACATION WITH NSA

HOW 5 BRITONS WON A VACATION WITH NSA

Nowadays there are plenty of ways to win anything from a pencil sharpener to the latest hand held computer. Usually you have to make an investment, like money, time or privacy which you will most certainly loose. To be sure to win just play with NSA...

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