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Funny story: FIFA President tattoes his testicles!

FIFA President tattoes his testicles!

At an extraordinary press conference on Sunday, the FIFA President showed off his brand new bollocks to the worlds media. In response to growing concerns over whether South Africa can host the next world cup, he whipped off his trousers to show t...

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Funny story: Rare Chin Nuts Discovered

Rare Chin Nuts Discovered

In what may be the first of its kind in medical history, a man went to see his family physician, and medical specialists, complaining of severe pain every time he shaved using his electric razor, and/or put on turtleneck sweaters. The patient, Ack...

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Funny story: Rare Chin Nuts Discovered

Rare Chin Nuts Discovered

In what may be the first of its kind in medical history, a man went to see his family doctor, and others, complaining of severe pain every time he used his Norelco electric razor, and/or put on turtleneck sweaters. The patient, Ackmed, an earwax merchant from the tiny city of Hung Way Low, China, went to several doctors complaining of overwhelming pain every time he used his Norelco razor under...

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Funny story: Truck Nuts Really Are Reproductive Organs

Truck Nuts Really Are Reproductive Organs

Drive around anywhere in Rural America and you will see pick-up trucks with something hanging from the trailer hitch. Called truck nuts, truck testicles, trailer balls, and many other names, these dangling items look like a scrotum containing two 'n...

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Funny story: Pierced Testicle Craze Sweeps University Campuses

Pierced Testicle Craze Sweeps University Campuses

At first, the only thing that people (mostly women and sailors) had pierced was their earlobes. This traveled all around the ears and eventually migrated to tongues, lips, eyebrows, nipples, and other body parts. The latest craze is now the pierc...

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Funny story: Kicked Down Under

Kicked Down Under

Canterbury - A skateboarder and a teenage grandfather survived separate genital attacks in New England this morning, just two weeks after a taxi driver was believed to have been kicked in the testicles by a large Kangaroo in the country's west end.

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Funny story: Brains, Balls and Intelligence

Brains, Balls and Intelligence

Kings Bollocks College, London, England - A recent research study has found a link between intelligence and sperm quality in men. Analysing data from American soldiers who took IQ tests and gave sperm sample in 1985, biologists in London have...

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Funny story: Gerard McGarry wins the smallest balls competition in Tokyo, Japan!

Gerard McGarry wins the smallest balls competition in Tokyo, Japan!

The world's smallest balls (bozacs - to the brothers) competition held in Tokyo, was won by a man from the U.K. Dr Gerard McGarry , works in cars, computers, care-homes and monkey knit-wear. The diddy dumplinged doctor not only beat fellow humans...

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Funny story: Man Bites Off Own Testicles

Man Bites Off Own Testicles

Blackburn, Lancashire, UK - Mr Derek Nutjob was undergoing emergency surgery earlier this evening as he reportedly bit off his own testicles. A hospital spokesman, Dr Derek Grabbyer exlained: 'There exists a certain medical condition known as Ar...

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Funny story: Man's Testicles Filled with Toothpaste

Man's Testicles Filled with Toothpaste

Pornstar Bongo John was today revealed as having a scrotum filled with toothpaste. In a reproductive film history, titles such as 'She left with a smile on her face' and 'A filling at the Dentist' had always made his fellow male stars suspicious.

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Funny story: Over 65% of Men Will Suffer more than 5 bouts of testicle trauma during their lifetime!

Over 65% of Men Will Suffer more than 5 bouts of testicle trauma during their lifetime!

HNN REPORTS Recent studies have revealed that the average young man will experience at least 5 major bouts of testicle trauma during the span of his lifetime. Master Baite of the G&G (Genitalia and Genital Foundation) is giving out free check...

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Funny story: Clandestine "Barack Ball Buster" Team Formed And Hires New York City Rabbis To Remove Jesse's Testicles--Jackson Going Into Hiding

Clandestine "Barack Ball Buster" Team Formed And Hires New York City Rabbis To Remove Jesse's Testicles--Jackson Going Into Hiding

INTELLIGENCE SERVICES STAFF (ISS)--COMMUNIQUE...

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Funny story: Florida lawmakers chew over ornamental testicles

Florida lawmakers chew over ornamental testicles

Dangling an enormous ding-a-ling from the back end of your car or truck might soon be illegal if you live in Florida.

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Funny story: No Ban on Bull's Balls

No Ban on Bull's Balls

Last week in Tallahassee, FL USA, members of the State Senate voted to ban "fake bull testicles" that are often hung from the trailer tow hitches on pickups & cars. There would have been a $60 fine for putting a bogus scrotum attachment on...

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Funny story: Kick Boxer Swallows Testes

Kick Boxer Swallows Testes

Thai kick boxing champion Mi Luvyu Longtime suffered a serious injury in a bout yesterday while he was facing a challenger.

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Funny story: Mumbai Man Dies On Being Hit With A Water Balloon During Holi Celebrations

Mumbai Man Dies On Being Hit With A Water Balloon During Holi Celebrations

A 22-year old man died of internal injuries when he was hit by a water balloon during the annual festival of Holi today.

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Funny story: Snooker is 'Kinda Gay'

Snooker is 'Kinda Gay'

'Touching the pink', 'chalking the cue' and 'breaking the balls' are not cheeky aphorisms but legitimate terms in the world of professional snooker.

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