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Funny story: Leeds United Administrators Called In

Leeds United Administrators Called In

Former Premiership football club Leeds United have called in the administrators. The club, recently relegated yet again, will be punished severely according to Football League rules, and will start next season in League One with

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Funny story: John Reid announces every day to be April Fools Day

John Reid announces every day to be April Fools Day

I suppose that the next logical step after Tesco law, should be the introduction of Tesco jails. Local clinks are to be built on every street corner, to imprison for up to 4 hours, anyone found to be dropping litter or allowing their dogs to foul the...

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Funny story: Man Seen Urinating Into Supermarket Petrol Tanker - Police Investigating

Man Seen Urinating Into Supermarket Petrol Tanker - Police Investigating

Two supermarkets have insisted that their petrol is not faulty after millions of owners complained that their vehicles exploded.

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Funny story: Spirit Of Picasso Is Alive And Well Living In A Jar Of Tesco Peanut Butter In Bognor

Spirit Of Picasso Is Alive And Well Living In A Jar Of Tesco Peanut Butter In Bognor

Gerald Briggs from Bognor has caused a sensation by claiming that his jar of peanut butter is possessed by the spirit of Pablo Picasso.

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Funny story: New ASBO's coming

New ASBO's coming

Home Secretary John Reid announced today from his bathroom, that he is considering a new style ASBO for disobedient toddlers.

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Funny story: New Beijing Tesco slammed for selling cats, dogs

New Beijing Tesco slammed for selling cats, dogs

London - (Rotters): UK food retailer Tesco came under repeated criticism today after reports found that its newly opened Beijing store is selling frozen cats and dogs alongside the usual supermarket items like crackers, condoms and tomato ketchup.

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Funny story: Tesco Announces End to Freshness

Tesco Announces End to Freshness

Tesco announced today that from next Monday it will no longer keep up the pretence of selling fresh items.

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