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Funny story: The Tricks of Tabloid Journalism Revealed

The Tricks of Tabloid Journalism Revealed

Former News of the World journalist Baryl Scrape reveals the secrets of being a top tabloid news reporter. Until the paper was closed recently, I was a top journalist at the News of the World. To make it as a top news reporter you have to be able to break the stories that no-one else is even aware of, its all about being the first on the scene, otherwise you're just playing catch-up with yeste...

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Funny story: Tabloid Scandal - A Call to Arms for True Britons!

Tabloid Scandal - A Call to Arms for True Britons!

A blameless British population were today waking up to the true horror of the abuse suffered by them over the last thirty years. "My god, I cannot believe it!" said Derek Scutter, 31, of Billericay. " If I had known for one moment that all that stuff about murdered schoolgirls and dead soldiers had been gained in an underhand manner, do you think I would still have paid to read it?" "I mean,...

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Funny story: "I've Got Your Fucking Number Mate!" Local Man Tells Rebekah Brooks And Andy Coulson

"I've Got Your Fucking Number Mate!" Local Man Tells Rebekah Brooks And Andy Coulson

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, having been rained off as he attempted to excavate an underground ten room extension to his family residence, took a time out in order to announce that he can quite easily dish the dirt on scandal ridden media executive...

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Funny story: In the Name of God, Go!

In the Name of God, Go!

Speculation was mounting today as to what the fuck it is that you can actually have on someone that is so good it stops them just bloody sacking you. "I mean, are there actually some bodies on a hillside somewhere?" said media industry insider Gar...

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Funny story: 'World of the News' to be launched

'World of the News' to be launched

We at Spoof International are proud to announce a Brand New Newspaper, the "World of the News"! The "World of the News" will be exciting! It will be dynamic! It will be a breath of fresh air after all that unpleasantness surrounding the old "News...

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Funny story: Shocking Treatment of Tabloid Journalists Continues

Shocking Treatment of Tabloid Journalists Continues

A surprising new report has revealed that violent crime against journalists is not rising quite as fast as you'd expect. In fact, bizarrely, some individuals are even going out of their way to help them. "It's true," sobbed Policeman Gary Badger,...

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Funny story: News of the World Really Takes the Piss this Time

News of the World Really Takes the Piss this Time

Media circles were rocked today by the news that the News of the World may well have done something so pretty fucking unapologetically depraved that you might as well physically climb one hundred flights of stairs to hand over the cover price to a psychopath pointing and laughing at people and their shit lives from a penthouse flat in Canary Wharf as actually buy the newspaper itself. It appear...

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Funny story: Concern for Thatcher's health raises fears for "Day of Mourning"

Concern for Thatcher's health raises fears for "Day of Mourning"

Recent concerns about the health of Baroness Thatcher have once again prompted fears that a coalition of senior Tories, Tabloid editors and those jerks who will do anything for a day off and the chance to wave a flag in public will force the rest of...

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Funny story: Lazy xenophobia now only thing keeping Cameron in power

Lazy xenophobia now only thing keeping Cameron in power

A gallup poll today showed that if it were not for a needless surplus of petty, small minded bigots, the coalition would have been on its bike quite some time ago. Although the vast majority of Britons are now paying more tax, receiving less pay e...

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Funny story: Another Wronged Woman Hits Out At Ryan Giggs

Another Wronged Woman Hits Out At Ryan Giggs

Shamed Man Utd player Ryan Giggs is facing more criticism in the media after his second cousin's wife Rhondda Evans told a tabloid that she had been forced to undertake intensive counselling after realising that she was one of the few female relation...

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Funny story: Lily Allen Successfully Continues To Avoid Limelight

Lily Allen Successfully Continues To Avoid Limelight

Former pop songstress Lily Allen is enjoying the quiet life, having vowed to quit the music industry in an effort to stop playing the fame game. Hardly anyone hears of the Smile singer these days so EIF News & Features decided to investigate j...

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Funny story: Infamous Papparazzo Hoisted on Own Petard; Papped in Bunga-Bunga Hot Tub with Lady Ga Ga, Silvio Berlusconi, Elton John and A Player to be Named Later!

Infamous Papparazzo Hoisted on Own Petard; Papped in Bunga-Bunga Hot Tub with Lady Ga Ga, Silvio Berlusconi, Elton John and A Player to be Named Later!

A world famous celebrity paparazzo, who can't be named due to a last minute Super Injunction before the press rolled, was caught out in his own game being papped nude in compromising party activities during what is being called his Italian Waterloo...

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Funny story: The Lady Gaga - Beyonce Feud Continues To Heat Up!

The Lady Gaga - Beyonce Feud Continues To Heat Up!

LOS ANGELES - The infamous Lady Gaga-Beyonce Feud which started several weeks ago shows no signs of letting up. The feud between the two divas started when each one made fun of the other one's name. The name-calling soon escalated into more seriou...

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Funny story: American Idol's Steven Tyler and Jennifer Lopez Caught In Scandalous Embrace!

American Idol's Steven Tyler and Jennifer Lopez Caught In Scandalous Embrace!

NASHVILLE - The two newest judges on American Idol wasted no time getting themselves embroiled in a reality show scandal. The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle is reporting that after the taping of the AI Nashville auditions Steven "Lips" Tyler and Je...

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Funny story: The Truth Behind Selena Gomez' Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, Meltdown

The Truth Behind Selena Gomez' Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, Meltdown

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - The star of the Disney Channel Original Series The Wizards of Waverly Place Selena Gomez traveled down to Cabo San Lucas for a much needed vacation. Gomez who last summer had the #1 hit "I Can Giggle And Wiggle And Fa Shiz...

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Funny story: Jonathan Ross Reveals Daughter Is Gay... Or Something

Jonathan Ross Reveals Daughter Is Gay... Or Something

Britain was underwhelmed in waves of apathy today as the tabloid Press reported on Jonathan Ross's 'outing' of his daughter. Broadcasting personality "Wossy" has two daughters and a son. Asked on a radio programme on Tuesday how he would feel if o...

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Funny story: Slappers, Cougars and Rent Boys may benefit as media doubles undercover reporting

Slappers, Cougars and Rent Boys may benefit as media doubles undercover reporting

More reporters will go undercover more often than ever in 2011, to capitalize on the vast number of aging, fleshy men with a dollop of power and a propensity for bigging themselves up.  Editors at publications across the UK have decided the only...

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