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Funny story: Iraqi Shoethrower Sentenced to 3 Years as George Bush's Bootblack

Iraqi Shoethrower Sentenced to 3 Years as George Bush's Bootblack

Muntazer al-Zapatos, the Iraqi- Spanish reporter and part time shoemaker who launched his own footwear at the face of US worst President ever and 2nd generation scourge of the Iraqi people has received a cruel and unusual punishment. The amazin Ma...

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Funny story: Muslim world attacks America with shoes

Muslim world attacks America with shoes

After decades of being manipulated by the Western world, the Muslim one finally struck back at the USA by posting thousands of shoes to it. 'This will sort the Infidels out once and for all!', radical cleric Mustapha Quppa screamed, before sending...

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Funny story: Blair to return to Government

Blair to return to Government

Tony Blair has sensationally turned his back on his quest to become Pope, in order to return to public office within the Gordon Brown's beleaguered government. "The one-eyed Scottish idiot is making a real hash of things", smirked a jubilant Tony...

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Funny story: G7; "Shoe throwing must stop"

G7; "Shoe throwing must stop"

At a meeting of Presidents and Prime Ministers today in the town of Arrecife in Lanzarote, world leaders promised to come down hard on shoe-throwing and the causes of shoe-throwing. Following the George Bush shoe incident, the Prime Minister Wen...

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Funny story: Shoe Tossing To Become A Summer Olympic Sport

Shoe Tossing To Become A Summer Olympic Sport

CAMBRIDGE, England - Well there has been another shoe tossing incident again. A protester threw his shoe at China's Prime Minister Wen Jiabao during a speech at Cambridge University in England. This latest shoe tossing incident has brought on the...

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Funny story: Shoe-Throwing Catching On In London!

Shoe-Throwing Catching On In London!

A protester who threw a shoe at the Chinese Prime Minister Wen Jiabao whilst the latter made a speech at Cambridge University today, did so in order to honour China's shoe manufacturing industry, it has been reported. The shoe, a Nike Airmax 700,...

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Funny story: Shoes R Us shares up by 6000%

Shoes R Us shares up by 6000%

Shares in high street store Shoes R Us shot up by 6000% this afternoon after more Shoes were flung at world leaders. In Cambridge a drunken student of bar science hurled a smelly trainer at the Prime Minister of China. The smell was almost unbearabl...

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Funny story: Iraq Sculpture Honoring Shoe-Thrower Removed

Iraq Sculpture Honoring Shoe-Thrower Removed

In Baghdad the director of an Iraqi orphanage says a huge shoe sculpture honoring an Iraqi journalist who threw his shoes at former President George W. Bush has been removed. Fatin al-Nassiri says Iraqi police told her the statue had to be remove...

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Funny story: 200 million pound bail-out for shoe industry

200 million pound bail-out for shoe industry

An unusual early victim of the recession the shoe industry is falling fast into place behind retail and the car industry in the list of economic bail-out-ees. The industry is estimated to have made almost no profit in the past year and with shoe supe...

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Funny story: Bush Plays "Shoe Card" at Obama Inauguration

Bush Plays "Shoe Card" at Obama Inauguration

As Barack Obama attempted to take the oath of office, Secret Service agents pounced on an intoxicated George W. Bush just as the 43rd President hurled both of his shoes at the incoming Chief Executive. "You bastard!" the outgoing President yelled...

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Funny story: Thousands of WMDs Found on Miami Highway: Rumsfeld Called Back to Evaluate!

Thousands of WMDs Found on Miami Highway: Rumsfeld Called Back to Evaluate!

Miami, Fl/ Homeland Security Briefing (Code RED) - In a startling find just hours ago, Fl. state police found thousands of discarded Weapons of Mass Destruction littering a little used highway leading to this Sun Drenched, Spanish Speaking Playground...

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Funny story: Shoe and Awe Tactics from Hamas

Shoe and Awe Tactics from Hamas

The Gaza strip conflict between Hamas and the Israelis escalated dramatically overnight. The incessant bombardment suffered overnight in raids by Israeli warplanes provoked an angry response by Hamas leaders. Residents of Gaza unleashed the ful...

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Funny story: Cobblers Start World War 3

Cobblers Start World War 3

The recent attack on US President George W. Bush has prompted a Turkish shoe firm to take on 100 extra staff to cope with a surge in orders, after an Iraqi tosser threw a shoe at him. The situation has become volatile and could cause war between...

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Funny story: Gordon Brown admitted to hospital

Gordon Brown admitted to hospital

Gordon Brown was rushed to St Pancreas hospital this morning after developing concussion during a press conference about the troop withdrawal from Iraq. After George Bush had almost been hit by a shoe whilst in Iraq, London based Iraqis decided to...

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Funny story: Shoe Bubble Boosts World Economy: Obama Names al-Zaida Wingtips Tsar

Shoe Bubble Boosts World Economy: Obama Names al-Zaida Wingtips Tsar

Economic bursts,booms,bubble and busts are as unpredictable as George Bush's grammar and Obama's idea of liberalism. US investment experts sell trillions of dollars of stock portfolios made of helium and, go figure, the world economy does an Hindenbu...

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Funny story: George Bush to open shoe shop when he retires

George Bush to open shoe shop when he retires

President George bush has decided that when he retires, rather than go on the lecture circuit where you have to think on your feet, he's going into a business where he can think about feet. He's combining his existing talent for putting his foot i...

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Funny story: A Man Offers His Daughter As A Reward To Bush's 'Shoe Tosser'

A Man Offers His Daughter As A Reward To Bush's 'Shoe Tosser'

NABLUS, West Bank - The head of a Palestinian West Bank family has offered the Iraqi journalist who threw the two shoes at President Bush a reward. Ahmad Salim Judeh, 75, has offered Muntazer al-Zaidi a fantastic gift which consists of his younge...

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