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Funny story: Whoopi Goldberg Says Mel Gibson Is Not A Racist - And Whoopi You Ain't An Old Black Gal With Dreadlocks

Whoopi Goldberg Says Mel Gibson Is Not A Racist - And Whoopi You Ain't An Old Black Gal With Dreadlocks

LOS ANGELES - Whoopi Goldberg was having lunch at Cousin Cooter's Chicken Wings and Thangs when she was asked about the recent half dozen recorded rants by Mel Gibson directed at his ex-girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva. Goldy, as her hair stylist call...

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Funny story: Paul Hogan and Linda Kozlowski To Star In "Crocodile Dundee Vs. The Vienna Vagina Vampires"

Paul Hogan and Linda Kozlowski To Star In "Crocodile Dundee Vs. The Vienna Vagina Vampires"

SANTA BARBARA, California - Paul Hogan and his wife Linda Kozlowski have just announced that they will be starring in the the fifth installment of the Crocodile Dundee series. Mr. and Mrs. Hogan will soon fly to Budapest, Hungary where they will f...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle Says That Women Who Pose Naked Are Bloomingly Disgusting

Susan Boyle Says That Women Who Pose Naked Are Bloomingly Disgusting

PARIS - Susan Boyle was in Paris on a shopping spree. She said that she had come to Paris to purchase some French knickers that she had been wanting ever since she was a wee lass of 7. Boyle said that she finally has the money to purchase the litt...

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Funny story: It Is Now Official: Jesse James Is No Longer Mr. Sandra Bullock

It Is Now Official: Jesse James Is No Longer Mr. Sandra Bullock

AUSTIN - Sandra Bullock filed for a divorce from her husband, aka Jesse "The Shithead" James back in April and it is now official. Sandra said that "Old Ass-Wipe" is no longer Mr. Sandra Bullock, and she said that he can now go back to being Jesse...

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Funny story: Jesse James The Size Of A Vuvuzela: Sandra Bullock

Jesse James The Size Of A Vuvuzela: Sandra Bullock

Why, after all the cheating and all the fights, is Sandra Bullock still not filing papers for her divorce from cheating husband, Jesse James? Has he promised to quit messing around? Or is he actually a good guy gone bad? Exactly WHAT does Sand...

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Funny story: It's Been Two Weeks And Scarlett Johansson Says She Can't Stop Thinking About Sandra Bullock's Kiss

It's Been Two Weeks And Scarlett Johansson Says She Can't Stop Thinking About Sandra Bullock's Kiss

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Scarlett Johansson says it has been two weeks since Sandra Bullock kissed her on the lips during the MTM Movie Awards telecast. The 25-year-old actress confided to her hair stylist, Mr. FuFi Fondue, that since that night she has...

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Funny story: Sandra Bullock's Coming Home To Papa: Jesse James

Sandra Bullock's Coming Home To Papa: Jesse James

Jesse James, the notorious husband of Sandra Bullock, has been telling everyone that he and Sandra are getting back together and that there will be no $200-300 million dollar settlement. James, who has admitted several times to cheating on his wif...

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Funny story: Johnny Depp To Reprise His Role As A Gay Mexican Astronaut in "Gay Jose Can You See By The Dawn's Early Light Number 2"

Johnny Depp To Reprise His Role As A Gay Mexican Astronaut in "Gay Jose Can You See By The Dawn's Early Light Number 2"

HOLLYWOOD - Johnny Depp was nominated for an Academy Award for his portrayal of Jose "Paquito" De Las Patitas, in the Columbia Pictures and Guacamole Films movie Gay Jose Can You See By The Dawn's Early Light. Depp did not win as he lost out to Ja...

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Funny story: Ellen DeGeneres Says She Wants Either Sandra Bullock or Scarlett Johansson To Replace Simon Cowell (Hmmm)

Ellen DeGeneres Says She Wants Either Sandra Bullock or Scarlett Johansson To Replace Simon Cowell (Hmmm)

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Ellen DeGeneres called up the producer of American Idol, Simon Shindlebocker and told him that she would like for him to replace Simon Cowell with either Sandra Bullock or Scarlett Johansson. Shindlebocker asked Ellen if she had...

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Funny story: Sandra Bullock and George Lopez To Star In "The Motorcycle Punk & His Ugly-As-Hell Tattooed Cycle Chicks"

Sandra Bullock and George Lopez To Star In "The Motorcycle Punk & His Ugly-As-Hell Tattooed Cycle Chicks"

AUSTIN - Sandra Bullock has just announced from her beautiful central Texas mansion Casa La Muchacha that she has just signed to appear in a movie with her BFF comedian George Lopez. The name of the movie is The Motorcycle Punk & His Ugly-As-H...

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Funny story: Jesse James Says Sandra Bullock Kissing Scarlett Johansson On The Mouth Proves She's A Lesbianite

Jesse James Says Sandra Bullock Kissing Scarlett Johansson On The Mouth Proves She's A Lesbianite

LONG BEACH, California - Jesse James was sitting in his office watching the MTV Movie Awards Show with Skittles Valentine, one of his tattooed cycle chicks. Suddenly he saw his wife Sandra go up on stage to receive an award for Maintaining Proper...

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Funny story: Sandra Bullock Kisses Scarlett Johansson On MTV Awards

Sandra Bullock Kisses Scarlett Johansson On MTV Awards

This is what you'll be missing, Jesse James! Sandra Bullock then walked over to the Award presenter and planted a two-handed, face-holding smooch on Scarlett Johansson at last night's MTV Movie Awards, then shrugged it off. "Now we can get back to no...

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Funny story: Sandra Bullock Cheats on Jesse With Hot Chick - on TV!

Sandra Bullock Cheats on Jesse With Hot Chick - on TV!

Strangely hot Sandra Bullock just made out with kinda-hot-now-but-with-boobs-that'll-look-like-2-grocery-bags-full-of-wet-sand-in-ten-years actress Scarlett Johansson at the MTV Movie Awards. Sandra received the "Generation Award", which is some b...

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Funny story: Sandra Bullock's Son Caught Cheating With Trashy Mom

Sandra Bullock's Son Caught Cheating With Trashy Mom

Sandra Bullock's success in the movie industry has not translated into a successful personal life. Just weeks after dealing with her cheating husband, Jesse James, Ms. Bullock recently found out that her new son has been secretly seeing another...

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Funny story: Sandra Bullock Shows Her Uh, Class!

Sandra Bullock Shows Her Uh, Class!

Sandra Bullock showed everyone why she is much liked and her ex husband Jesse James, much despised, by showing up last week to take her stepdaughter out for a special day for her birthday. Where was Jesse? Who knows? Well, probably at least one pe...

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Funny story: Larry King Interviews Jesse James

Larry King Interviews Jesse James

LOS ANGELES - Jesse James soon-to-be-ex-husband of Academy Award winner Sandra Bullock finally agreed to be interviewed by Larry King on his show Live With Larry King. James the owner of West Coast Choppers in Long Beach, California said that he welcomes the chance to set the record straight. LARRY: So tell me Jesse how are things going? JESSE: Not to good Larry. My wife, the stunningly beau...

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Funny story: Jesse James Says He Cheated On Sandra Bullock Because of Twinkies

Jesse James Says He Cheated On Sandra Bullock Because of Twinkies

LONG BEACH, California - Jesse "Dipstick" James says that he still thinks that his wife Sandra Bullock will find it in her heart of hearts to take him back. [CUE THE LAUGH MACHINE] James speaking while sitting on one of his 17 motorcycles in hi...

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