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Funny story: Maria Sharapova: "Roger Federer is very sexy"

Maria Sharapova: "Roger Federer is very sexy"

Maria Sharapova may have put an end to the recent controversy over whether Roger Federer is handsome or not.

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Funny story: Roger Federer refuses to play tennis until named most handsome man on tour

Roger Federer refuses to play tennis until named most handsome man on tour

The controversy over who is the best looking male tennis player in the world heated up to a new level today. In a hastily convened press conference Roger Federer a...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods: "Roger Federer is ugliest man in sport"

Tiger Woods: "Roger Federer is ugliest man in sport"

Tiger Woods has defended Andy Murray after Roger Federer's unprovoked verbal volley against the British tennis player's lack of looks.

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Funny story: Roger Federer says Andy Murray too ugly to be great

Roger Federer says Andy Murray too ugly to be great

Roger Federer has launched a blistering attack on British tennis player, Andy Murray.

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Funny story: Roger Federer: My Nights of Torment

Roger Federer: My Nights of Torment

Basel - (Insomnia Mess): Twelve times grand slam winner Roger Federer seems in buoyant mood ahead of the reported $10 million exhibition match on 10 March at the Madison Square Garden Men's Vogue/NetJets Showdown against world record ho...

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Funny story: Sharapova: Grunting and Groaning to Federer Cup Climax Bliss

Sharapova: Grunting and Groaning to Federer Cup Climax Bliss

Canada Stadium - (Cute Little Buns Mess): Unashamed naked ambition has spurred blonde Russian bombshell Maria Sharapova to a breathtaking multi-orgasmic climax in the Roger Federer Cup.

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Funny story: Williams sisters: Federer always welcome to therapeutic shag

Williams sisters: Federer always welcome to therapeutic shag

Florida - (Cute & Shiny Black Ass Mess): Venus and Serena Williams have told reporters they are more than happy to give world number one tennis ace Roger Federer a thorough seeing-to after sports injury coaches recommended muscle relaxant therapy aft...

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Funny story: Federer: the day my balls shrank

Federer: the day my balls shrank

Gstaad, Switzerland - (Walkover Mess): Twelve-times grand slam-winning tennis champion Roger Federer emerged from the doldrums today at an Alpine skiing resort chalet in Gstaad and told close friends of his retractile testicles blow at the Australian...

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Funny story: Did Sharapova drain the manhood from Federer's loins 24 hours before Djokovic semi-final?

Did Sharapova drain the manhood from Federer's loins 24 hours before Djokovic semi-final?

Melbourne, Australia - (Shagging Awful Mess): The Ruling Council of the World Tennis Match-Throwing Association is holding an official enquiry amid reports that blonde Russian women's tennis ace and Australian Women's Open champion Maria Shar...

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Funny story: Federer: "Djokovic easily tossed aside in three straight sets"

Federer: "Djokovic easily tossed aside in three straight sets"

Melbourne, Australia - (Walkover Mess): "I'm thinkng six love, six-love, six-love for Friday evening's exhibition masterclass," Roger Federer predicted about his Australian Open semi-finals match against shit-hot Croatian wonderboy...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton to Help Homeless Men Straighten Up! Credits Roger Federer and George Clooney

Paris Hilton to Help Homeless Men Straighten Up! Credits Roger Federer and George Clooney

New York, NY - Paris Hilton announced today that she as part of her new goal to build a legacy of truth and justice, she is going to do something extraordinary. She is going to try to help people.

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Funny story: Roger Federer to Play 2008 Wearing 5 to 10 Pounds of Ankle Weights On Each Leg!

Roger Federer to Play 2008 Wearing 5 to 10 Pounds of Ankle Weights On Each Leg!

Switzerland - In a rare interview from Roger Federer's home in Switzerland, the world Number 1 tennis player has an interesting proposition to the rest of the world's ATP players. "I'm sick of winning so easily," said Roger, &qu...

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Funny story: Roger Federer To Undergo Mandatory Android Testing

Roger Federer To Undergo Mandatory Android Testing

Now that Roger Federer has won the US Open for the fourth time in a row, his 12th Grand Slam title, the USTA is taking action by having him undergo mandatory android testing. This is the first time such dramatic action has been taken since Pete Sampr...

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Funny story: Federer Runs Out Of Rackets; Still Defeats Roddick

Federer Runs Out Of Rackets; Still Defeats Roddick

Roger Federer has made it to the semi-finals of the US Open, overcoming Andy Roddick in straight sets, despite running out of rackets midway through the second set in what can only be described as an extraordinary night at Flushing Toilets.

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Funny story: Expect a Federer walk-over in Roddick match

Expect a Federer walk-over in Roddick match

Flushing Meadows - (Ass Mess): Bookmakers are going crazy offering odds of 1-5 on number one seed Roger Federrer wiping the floor with Andy Roddick in Wednesday's quarter-finals of the US Open at Flushing Meadows.

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Funny story: Federer bullish ahead of Flushing Meadows career-best masterclass

Federer bullish ahead of Flushing Meadows career-best masterclass

Flushing Meadows - (Rioters): "Am I feeling confident of winning my fourth consecutive US Open? You betcha!" Roger Federer beamed today as American bookies cuts the odds of him winning to 1-3, assuming that second seed Nadal won't turn...

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Funny story: Federer To Quit Tennis

Federer To Quit Tennis

Roger Federer has decided to follow in the footsteps of his idol Borg and quit the game while ahead. The Swiss has admitted that he just isn't motivated anymore and he is thoroughly fed up with 'beating the living daylights out of Andy Roddick'. H...

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