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Funny story: New "get rich quick with minimal work" scheme hailed a complete success

New "get rich quick with minimal work" scheme hailed a complete success

A new "get rich without doing any work" scheme, previously favoured by pyramid sellers, multi-level marketers, email spammers and Bettaware, has been hailed as the latest 'British Success' by the CBI, who, to quote TV celebrity Vicky Pollard, "don't...

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Funny story: Bailout to Protect Middle Class

Bailout to Protect Middle Class

The US Senate is taking its first crack at the Wall Street bailout today. The proposal has been revised to help the middle class and is expected to pass. The biggest change is a measure that will increase the FDIC insurance limit from $100,000 to...

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Funny story: It is not what you do, says IT Girl

It is not what you do, says IT Girl

Tamara Beckington Forsythe Saga Smyth has said that the key to her success is quite simple. It is being born into a rich family, who give you everything you need, and then if you need more, you go out on National TV and tell people how lucky you are,...

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Funny story: Sunday Times Rich List a KGB fantasy like JK Rowling says BigOil pair

Sunday Times Rich List a KGB fantasy like JK Rowling says BigOil pair

London - (Subprime Mess): "Well, it gives me and my lady wife a right laugh each year," Prof V Smart told reporters today, "this fanciful Murdoch rag so-called rich list with its KGB fantasy characters like JK Rowling, the Duke of West...

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Funny story: Children Of Rich People Are Stupid B*stards

Children Of Rich People Are Stupid B*stards

Its official: the children of wealthy folk are incredibly stupid and ignorant. So say statisticians at Cambridge University, England who have concluded a five-year study into the intelligence of the spawn of rich bastards

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Funny story: Bush Tax Cuts for the Rich Robs Wembly of Uefa 2010 Championship

Bush Tax Cuts for the Rich Robs Wembly of Uefa 2010 Championship

Britain's social justice awareness and its reasonable request that the rich pay their fair share to a society that has helped them become rich has cost the UK once again the Uefa Championship.

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Funny story: Worlds richest man dies

Worlds richest man dies

The worlds richest man, Sheikh Ur-Handhii, has died, following a skiing accident in Canada. The 109 year old Sheikh, or 'Head man of a thousand deserts' as his friends liked to call him, was on a ski lift on Whistler Mountain when his robes g...

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Funny story: Bag Lady Accosts Rich Bitch

Bag Lady Accosts Rich Bitch

I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.

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Funny story: Rich Pay Lower Taxes Because They Work Harder

Rich Pay Lower Taxes Because They Work Harder

CAMBRIDGE, MA - A financial report released by Harvard University found that individuals with the highest incomes are paying less income tax, percentage-wise, than those with the lowest, and deservedly so.

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Funny story: Africa Refinances

Africa Refinances

Yesterday, our financial ministers throughout the world decided to forgive the heavily indebted nations of Africa about 40 billion dollars owed to us rich countries.

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Funny story: Bill Gates Raises a Tantrum

Bill Gates Raises a Tantrum

Yes Mr Bill Gates so what if the asians have beaten you this time. You have been on top of the ladder too long, right?! Oh the poor (rich) man must be tired holding on to the ladder all these years.

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Funny story: Further Excellent ways for rich, stupid people to waste their money

Further Excellent ways for rich, stupid people to waste their money

The ACME Custard and Blood Extractor...

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Funny story: Promising to Make People Rich is the Only Way to Get Rich on the Internet, Study Reveals

Promising to Make People Rich is the Only Way to Get Rich on the Internet, Study Reveals

After six years of study, the London School of Economics has concluded that the only way to get rich on the internet is to promise to make people rich.

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Funny story: Rich Bitch Inherits A Small Fortune

Rich Bitch Inherits A Small Fortune

An American multi-millionaire has snubbed relatives after giving the largest chunk of her wealth to her pet dog in her will.

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Funny story: Millionaire, 75, To Wed 21 y.o. Stripper

Millionaire, 75, To Wed 21 y.o. Stripper

(Malibu) - In another example of older man/younger woman relationships, 75-year-old Will Grabbem, of Mailbu, California, is set to wed 21-year-old Igot Implantz, of Santa Monica, next month.

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Funny story: David Beckham Could Represent USA at World Cup - Bending the Rules Like Beckham

David Beckham Could Represent USA at World Cup - Bending the Rules Like Beckham

Soon to be LA Galaxy star, David Beckham, who made a decent comeback for England against Brazil, could amazingly be running on to the field for the USA at the next World Cup.

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Funny story: Bird Flu Strikes Again! Huey, Dewey and Louie...now Just Dewey.

Bird Flu Strikes Again! Huey, Dewey and Louie...now Just Dewey.

There's nothing funny about the image of Sesame Street's Big Bird with a sniffle.

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