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Funny story: American Idol Kicks Off Season 11 With 10,000 Hopefuls in Savannah, Georgia

American Idol Kicks Off Season 11 With 10,000 Hopefuls in Savannah, Georgia

SAVANNAH, Georgia - Season 11 of American Idol kicked off in the Southern city of Savannah, Georgia. The town nestled on the South Carolina border is noted for its delicious tasting peaches, it deliciously lovely Southern belles, and for being the...

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Funny story: Jerry Lewis Loses It - Calls American Idol Contestants 'Fast Food Rejects'

Jerry Lewis Loses It - Calls American Idol Contestants 'Fast Food Rejects'

LOS ANGELES - The former comedian known as Jerry Lewis is starting to show definite signs of stress. Hacienda Dakota of Hollywood Vis-a-Vis reported that it is sad to say but the 85-year-old Lewis seems to have gotten to that point in time where b...

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Funny story: The Story Behind The Randy Jackson Vs. Cedric The Entertainer Feud

The Story Behind The Randy Jackson Vs. Cedric The Entertainer Feud

AVOCADO HEIGHTS - One of the judges of American Idol, Randy "The Black Dawg" Jackson was sitting at a Cackle Cackle Chicken Diner in Avocado Heights when he was asked what he thought about the new game show It's Worth What? Jackson put down his ch...

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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez Says She's Had A Change of Heart And She Will Be Returning To American Idol

Jennifer Lopez Says She's Had A Change of Heart And She Will Be Returning To American Idol

BRONX, New York - After learning that her fellow judges Randy "The Black Dawg" Jackson and Steven "Lips" Tyler have agreed to return to the number one reality show on television American Idol, J.Lo has just announced that she to will be back sitting...

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Funny story: American Idol Bombshell: Jennifer Lopez Will Not Be Returning To The Hit Show

American Idol Bombshell: Jennifer Lopez Will Not Be Returning To The Hit Show

HOLLYWOOD - A highly placed source in The American Idol family has revealed that Jennifer Lopez will not be returning for season eleven of the hit reality show. The source, who spoke on grounds of anonymity, stated that the choice is strictly J.Lo...

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Funny story: America Idol's Haley Reinhart Denies The Rumor That Her And Fellow Contestant Casey Abrams Have Eloped

America Idol's Haley Reinhart Denies The Rumor That Her And Fellow Contestant Casey Abrams Have Eloped

LA BREA - The most recent American Idol castoff Haley Reinhart was having dinner by herself at a Burgers-In-The-Round in La Brea. She was approached by TV ClickerWorld's Grandiosa Littlehampton and asked how she was doing after having been elimina...

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Funny story: American Idol Down To The Final Two As Haley Reinhart Is Sent Back To Illinois

American Idol Down To The Final Two As Haley Reinhart Is Sent Back To Illinois

HOLLYWOOD - The former lead singer with the Pussycat Dolls, Nicole Scherzinger stole the show as she danced and pranced on the American Idol stage throwing down some dance moves that even had judge Jennifer Lopez oohing and ahhing. Randy "The Black Dawg" Jackson was so embarrassed he turned two shades of purple and Steven "Lips" Tyler was so engrossed he even put down his copy of Rolling Stone...

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Funny story: Steven Tyler Squashes The Rumor That He And Fellow American Idol Judges Jennifer Lopez and Randy Jackson Are Feuding

Steven Tyler Squashes The Rumor That He And Fellow American Idol Judges Jennifer Lopez and Randy Jackson Are Feuding

LOS ANGELES - Steven Tyler sat in a booth at his favorite restaurant The Fiery Tongue of The Dragon. He was partaking of a plate of Lemon Chicken with a side order of Osakan Egg Rolls and Crab Rangoon when he was asked by Hoopla Diddly of TV ClickerWorld about the reported incident during a recent edition of American Idol. Tyler asked if he was referring to the show where he became so angry...

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Funny story: American Idol - The Favorite To Win It All James "Heavy Metal" Durbin Is Amazingly Voted Off The Show!

American Idol - The Favorite To Win It All James "Heavy Metal" Durbin Is Amazingly Voted Off The Show!

HOLLYWOOD - Backstage after the latest edition of American Idol had just eliminated James Durbin, Jennifer Lopez, who could not stop crying, hugged James and told him not to worry because he was going to be the next big super star. J.Lo handed Jam...

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Funny story: Simon Cowell Confirms That His X-Factor Judges Will Be The "Erotically Sexy" Cheryl Cole and The "Hormone Happy" Paula Abdul

Simon Cowell Confirms That His X-Factor Judges Will Be The "Erotically Sexy" Cheryl Cole and The "Hormone Happy" Paula Abdul

LOS ANGELES - After months of speculation that included Simon Cowell hiring everyone from Elton John to Carla Bruni-Sarkozy and Mick Jagger to Justin Bieber, the man known as "The Sultan of Sarcasm" has chosen ex-American girlfriend Paula Abdul and e...

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Funny story: American Idol Says Goodbye To Casey "The Growler" Abrams

American Idol Says Goodbye To Casey "The Growler" Abrams

HOLLYWOOD - And suddenly there were cinco (5) singers left on American Idol as Ryan "Peaches" Seacrest told the standing room only crowd at The American Idol Theater in Hollywood. This weeks Bottom Three saw Jacob "Ebenezer Baptist" Lusk, Scotty "...

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Funny story: The Producers of American Idol 'Adamantly Demand' That Contestants Lauren Alaina, James Durbin, and Jacob Lusk All Lose Weight

The Producers of American Idol 'Adamantly Demand' That Contestants Lauren Alaina, James Durbin, and Jacob Lusk All Lose Weight

LOS ANGELES - In a move that has a lot of viewers of the top rated reality show American Idol up in arms, the shows producers have sent in-house memos to three of the remaining six contestants that they need to lose some weight. The shows producer...

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Funny story: Pia Toscano Returns To Sing On American Idol - Mark Ballas aka &quotPia's Boyfriend" Sits In The Audience And Cheers Her On

Pia Toscano Returns To Sing On American Idol - Mark Ballas aka "Pia's Boyfriend" Sits In The Audience And Cheers Her On

HOLLYWOOD - Pia Toscano, was back by popular demand. The producer of American Idol stated that he received over 20 million text messages, emails, phone calls, and singing telegrams (NPI) asking him to invite her back to sing on the AI stage. And the shows producer Simon Shindlebocker showed that he listens to his viewers and not only brought her back but also had four previous eliminated contes...

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Funny story: The Biggest Shocker In American Idol History - The Favorite To Win It All, Pia Toscano Is Eliminated!

The Biggest Shocker In American Idol History - The Favorite To Win It All, Pia Toscano Is Eliminated!

LOS ANGELES - As American Idol Host Ryan Seacrest asked that the stage lights be dimmed, He remarked that the night's "Bottom Three" consisted of Stefano "Lasagna" Langone, Jacob "Ebeneezer Baptist" Lusk, and Pia "The Model" Toscano. "Peaches" Seacrest quickly sent Jacob back to the "Safe Seats" leaving Stefano and Pia alone under the bright American Idol spotlights, which many have said are so...

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Funny story: American Idol: The American Voters Vote To Send Casey Abrams Home - But The 3 Judges Holler Out "Not So Fast!"

American Idol: The American Voters Vote To Send Casey Abrams Home - But The 3 Judges Holler Out "Not So Fast!"

LOS ANGELES - Casey Abrams and Stefano Langone stood in the American Idol spotlight which was now focused on the two who remained of the original bottom three singers for the week. Host Ryan "Peaches" Seacrest had already told Thia Megia, 12, (16...

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Funny story: American Idol: Karen Rodriguez Told To Head On Back To New York - Pia Toscano Says She Can Smell The Finals

American Idol: Karen Rodriguez Told To Head On Back To New York - Pia Toscano Says She Can Smell The Finals

HOLLYWOOD - Last year's American Idol winner Lee DeWyze got to showcase his brand new song "Beautiful Kinda Like You Sorta" and The Black Eyed Peas got to showcase their lead singer Fergie's new "Non-Fergie" look. Lee did good and he did manage to...

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Funny story: American Idol: Randy 'The Dawg' Jackson Asks "Yo Yo Dawg, Wassup With The Black Eyed Peas' Fergie?"

American Idol: Randy 'The Dawg' Jackson Asks "Yo Yo Dawg, Wassup With The Black Eyed Peas' Fergie?"

HOLLYWOOD - The American Idol lights came on and we saw the Black Eyed Peas on stage, or at least 50 percent of the BEP's. Fergie was sitting on a piano that was being played by, he of the lower case, will.i.am. But as the camera zoomed in on M...

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