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Funny story: Poor Dick's Almanac (cuntinued)

Poor Dick's Almanac (cuntinued)

* There are no pains without gains, especially when it comes to booty sex * At the working man's house, hunger looks in but dares not enter. At the working girl's house, hunger enters but leaves poorer!...

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Funny story: P4YG's New SEXTIPS from Poor Dick's Almanac

P4YG's New SEXTIPS from Poor Dick's Almanac

SEXTIPS is the name sexpert website Paraphernalia4YourGenitalia.cum is giving to its latest feature on The Spoof.

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Funny story: Obama comes out fighting against black allegations

Obama comes out fighting against black allegations

Senator Barack Obama last night appeared at a hastily arranged photo op at the Washington DC hospital for very sick poor black kids, to furiously deny rumours circulating in the press that for a period sometime in the late nineties he was black.

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Funny story: Happiness is a poor thing

Happiness is a poor thing

Midway into my career as a professional, something that seemed incredible, at least for a professional, struck me: Money doesn't buy happiness. Grandparents and gurus have said this through the ages. But who listened? Not me. A friend of mine said once that "People don't take this happiness stuff serious. They think it's poor conversation."...

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Funny story: Dean Foods Implements "Porta-Potties" for Cows.

Dean Foods Implements "Porta-Potties" for Cows.

Denver, CO -As the accompanying photo illustrates, cows can be trained to use the ever popular portable toilets, at least according to Dean Foods. In an attempt to repair their poor public perception in the organic farm community, Dean Foods recentl...

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Funny story: GOP reveals new ‘Southern Strategy"

GOP reveals new ‘Southern Strategy"

Blacks, poor to shoulder most of the blame...

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Funny story: Siebel eats its own CFO

Siebel eats its own CFO

Following the recent departure of their relatively new CEO, Siebel systems announced today that the senior board had elected to devour the current CFO as retribution for the previously announced poor fiscal performance last quarter.

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Funny story: Olympic Games USA Report - 1st Quarter

Olympic Games USA Report - 1st Quarter

As I sit here in my little two bedroom apartment in Athens, I must confess that I, like everyone else, am surprised at the poor showing by the USA. Let's face it we all expected a runaway leader, not second to China, at this stage of the competit...

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Funny story: Olympic Powder Prank goes Awry

Olympic Powder Prank goes Awry

Athens - In a bewildering example of poor judgment, officials of the Athens Olympic Organizing Committee (AOOC) acknowledged that they were responsible for the dispersal of 12,000 pounds of itching powder during the Games' opening ceremonies.

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Funny story: Seacrest In Tears At Hotel

Seacrest In Tears At Hotel

Poor thing. Looks like this whole "quitting of embarrassment" thing has gotten Ryan Seacrest just a little more upset than we, or even Ryan himself thought he'd be. He was reportedly seen 2 days later by some obsessive, well, maybe th...

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Funny story: Powell asks to be excused enquiry - brings note from Mom

Powell asks to be excused enquiry - brings note from Mom

The US secretary of state Colin Powell today asked to be excused further appearances at the 9/11 enquiry. Citing poor health - "I don't feel well ‘cos my tummy's upset and I think I'm going to have a cold in about three days from now" - he produced a...

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Funny story: Will Polish Pull Out...of Iraq? (What were you thinking? Hmmmm)

Will Polish Pull Out...of Iraq? (What were you thinking? Hmmmm)

Now, now. I am so tired of listening to all the sexual innuendo that is related to war terms. Pull out, rush in, attack, bomb and so forth. I mean, my poor ears have been molested with all of this harsh warlike sex talk. I think we need to use kinder, gentler, more moralistic terms to describe warfare. If not, we should consider censoring the news channels. I don't want my children hear...

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Funny story: Fair Trade - Ten Glorious Years

Fair Trade - Ten Glorious Years

It's Fair Trade fortnight - so let's all celebrate improved relations with the colonies and more money in those poor benighted natives' pockets!...

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Funny story: Russell Crowe dislocates shoulder

Russell Crowe dislocates shoulder

Poor Russell Crowe has hurt himself, again by throwing a fight unsynchronized as he tossed a punch towards his co-star in a boxing scene strangely called "Cinderella Man".

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