London, UK: Following weeks of shocking revelations regarding phone hacking and illegal payments to police officers, it has now emerged that a News of the World "journalist" broke into Buckingham Palace during the Queen Mother's funeral in 2002, and...
London - Sim cards found in the dead code-breaker's flat are to be scanned for signs of hacking a spooks' source claimed today. Neatly laid-out on a sideboard 'in a pentagonal pattern' their discovery at the cryptographer's flat caused widespread...
The popular BBC children's magazine show, Blue Peter, has revealed to its viewers a fascinating guide on how to hack into your favourite celebrity's mobile phone. 'It's as easy as making exploding cat food' said excitable presenter Suzy Chimpteeth. 'All you need is the phone number of someone famous, like David Beckham for example, two tin cans, a ball of string, some double sided sticky tap...
Researchers have today uncovered conclusive proof that an Australian man who owns some newspapers is to blame for everything bad that happened in the last twenty years. "It's been a living hell" said Mr T.B, a former lawyer, "for years I had to do...
London - "This ticking timebomb, it happened on my watch," Mates told the Sunday Hacker this weekend. "Still, soon blow over, eh? "Once we've got that bloomin red top and her trolling 'Unka Rupe'... all kinds of stuff could happen, lads! "Be...
A blameless British population were today waking up to the true horror of the abuse suffered by them over the last thirty years. "My god, I cannot believe it!" said Derek Scutter, 31, of Billericay. " If I had known for one moment that all that stuff about murdered schoolgirls and dead soldiers had been gained in an underhand manner, do you think I would still have paid to read it?" "I mean,...
Chancellor of the Federal Republic of Germany from 1949-1963 Konrad Adenauer was yesterday jailed for waging aggressive war, war crimes and crimes against humanity by an Allied Military Tribunal. Speaking after the sentencing, one of judges gave t...
Last night former Prime Minister and First Lord of the Treasury (World Bank, hint hint!) Gordon Brown said that he would still be Prime Minister if the News of the Swirling Wurlitzer revelations had occurred 18 months earlier. His reasoning was that Andy Coulson would have been arrested and David Cameron would have been fatally damaged by the publicity surrounding the arrest of his Director of Com...
London - "It's all part of the Mayan Calendar prediction that the News of the World will end on Sunday!" gobsmacked Sky-watch sources complained this afternoon. The dawn raid arrest of the Daily Star's royal scatology - er...eschatology - correspo...
London - In a moving statement this morning QM NewsCorpse CEO Ms Becky Redhead spoke of her 'torment' at running First Gravytrain Bank of Whopping Backhanders accounts at the core of the hacking probe. "Frankly, it's been hell," Redhead said as a...
I agreed to meet Gemaine Gearbox, Senior Political Editor, in a secret location at 33 Ribald Road East Finchley. When I arrived, I gave the coded knock that would ensure she would open the door. An hour later, no answer, so I threw a brick through the window. The front door opened, and I was ushered in, why she had a cinema employee opening the door, nobody knew. I was shown into the lounge, t...
Councillor for the Isle of Wight, David Pugh has come forward as yet another victim of the Snooze of the World Phone Hacking Scandal. "It came to light that journalists were listening in on my telephone calls late last month," said Pugh. "Alison,...
Speculation was mounting today as to what the fuck it is that you can actually have on someone that is so good it stops them just bloody sacking you. "I mean, are there actually some bodies on a hillside somewhere?" said media industry insider Gar...
News International has announced a new Sunday newspaper to be launched next week; the Sunday Sun. The new offering will consist of a tabloid paper providing celebrity gossip and editorial, a magazine called Sunburst which will provide celebrity goss...
We at Spoof International are proud to announce a Brand New Newspaper, the "World of the News"! The "World of the News" will be exciting! It will be dynamic! It will be a breath of fresh air after all that unpleasantness surrounding the old "News...
Spoof Writers were appalled when they heard a rumour that The Spoof was planning to purchase The News Of The World. One Spoof Writer, who had to be held-down as she was becoming pretty hysterical, yelled, "It's a load of bloody tripe a' tell ya...
London - It was famously described by the Hole-in-the-Wall Street Journal as the Illuminati's hoax of the 20th century. Today it was revealed that journos compiling the 2000 edition of the Someday Times That's Rich! List hacked technicians charged...
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