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Funny story: Paula Abdul's New Job

Paula Abdul's New Job

Paula Abdul, former American Idol judge found a new job. In an exclusive interview with me, she said that she loved making people laugh so she is going to clown college. She told me: "I am officialy registerd in Martin Luther Clown Uneversity".

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Funny story: Paula Abdul Offered Job On North Korean Idol

Paula Abdul Offered Job On North Korean Idol

LOS ANGELES - Ex-American Idol judge Paula Abdul stated that she has been offered a job to appear as a judge on North Korean Idol. Ms. Abdul who was fired from American Idol because she wanted $20 million refused to say what North Korean Idol offe...

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Funny story: Simon Cowell on "American Idol" replacement: "My God, isn't there a Bird out there that will fit into Paula Abdul's old dresses!"

Simon Cowell on "American Idol" replacement: "My God, isn't there a Bird out there that will fit into Paula Abdul's old dresses!"

Hollywood, California - Staying true to form, Simon Cowell inadvertently blurted out what he really thinks of Paula Abdul's contribution to the "American Idol" show when his microphone was left on picking up on a conversation between him and an assoc...

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Funny story: Paula Abdul Applies For Unemployment Benefits

Paula Abdul Applies For Unemployment Benefits

BEVERLY HILLS - Paula Abdul who was fired from the television reality show American Idol has reportedly applied for unemployment benefits including, money, dental care, health care, powdered eggs, and cheese. A clerk for the Los Angeles County Une...

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Funny story: Paula Abdul Announces New Job After American Idol

Paula Abdul Announces New Job After American Idol

Paula Abdul, who recently left American Idol after several seasons as a celebrity judge, announced that she has found new employment on a different television reality series as a different kind of judge. Abdul will begin filming new episodes next...

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Funny story: Paula Abdul Offered Job Hocking Pills

Paula Abdul Offered Job Hocking Pills

HOLLYWOOD, CA - Paula Abdul may have voted herself off America's Got Idols after a salary disagreement with FOXX executives, but she still has at least one career option left. The singer-dancer-choreographer-reality judge has reportedly been offer...

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Funny story: American Idol's Paula Abdul Wants $20 Million

American Idol's Paula Abdul Wants $20 Million

HOLLYWOOD - A spokesperson for Paula Abdul, Pansy Von Celtic says, that the American Idol judge wants a $20 million contract or she will not return to American Idol. When Abdul was told that AI host Ryan Seacrest was only making $15 million a year...

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Funny story: Paula Abdul Replaced by Susan Boyle

Paula Abdul Replaced by Susan Boyle

The Fox Network has just reported that Paula Abdul is out and Susan Boyle is in as the next American Idol judge. When asked what she thought about spending a few months seated next to Simon Cowell, Boyle replied, "Well, if I can't have Piers, then I...

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Funny story: Paula Abdul's Wedding Dance Factory

Paula Abdul's Wedding Dance Factory

Minneapolis, MN - Those worried about the future of Paula Abdul after being snubbed by American Idol, needn't be. After seeing the incredible web success of Jill Peterson and Kevin Heinz' wedding, where the entire wedding party is shown boogying do...

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Funny story: American Idol Dumps Paula Abdul

American Idol Dumps Paula Abdul

HOLLYWOOD - An assistant to one of the producers of American Idol has stated that Paula Abdul will not be back for a ninth season of American Idol. Colleen Schembechler, 29, said that Simon Cowell, Randy Jackson, and Kara DioGuardi have all been g...

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Funny story: Paula Abdul gets fooled by Bruno

Paula Abdul gets fooled by Bruno

Is Paula Abdul a "Bruno" victim? Yep, Paula Abdul was fooled by her dog Bruno, who plays Bruno in the upcoming film of the same name. After Bruno does Dallas, you'd think that her dog would have a harder time convincing people that his Bruno chara...

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Funny story: 2009 American Idol Contestants Compete To Be First To Have Nude Photos Posted

2009 American Idol Contestants Compete To Be First To Have Nude Photos Posted

Who will be this years Antonella Barba? Will it be Miami's Conchita Maria Sosa? Will it be Boise's Alexis Jacobsen? How about Anne South of Kansas City? Will tradition be broken and the first be Detroit's Bart Travis? Who will be the first of th...

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Funny story: Newest American Idol Season Already Has Controversy

Newest American Idol Season Already Has Controversy

Joanna Pacitti is already causing controversy on American Idol. The singer, who passed through to the Hollywood round from the Louisville auditions, already has had a recording contract, performed as Annie on Broadway, knows one of the judges, and w...

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Funny story: American Idol Announces Summer Show With New Format

American Idol Announces Summer Show With New Format

American Idol, king of reality shows on U.S. television, has announced a new spin off to air this summer. The show, titled "Not the American Idol," will begin running one week after the regular program ends in May and will continue through...

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Funny story: American Idol Selects Least Talented to Leave Show

American Idol Selects Least Talented to Leave Show

America called and texted, the votes are in, and the latest wannabe celebrity is leaving American Idol. This week, the viewers selected the latest person that they did not want to hear sing, dance, or speak any more...and that person was...

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Funny story: Paula Abdul farts and smell halts filming of American Idol

Paula Abdul farts and smell halts filming of American Idol

The ordinarily fragrant Paula Abdul caused filming of the current series of American Idol to be halted for a full hour after she broke wind.

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Funny story: Untalented Fat Girl Sues American Idol

Untalented Fat Girl Sues American Idol

Beulah Robinson cannot sing. She admits that. She also tips the scales at 325 pounds. That she was dressed in a canary suit could not have helped her audition very much either. The hosts of American Idol went to far according to the teenager, how...

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