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Funny story: Britney Spears Learns Lesson in New Risque Photos

Britney Spears Learns Lesson in New Risque Photos

Britney Spears has finally learned her lesson. The pop tart was walking on a windy Hollywood street yesterday when a gust blew up her dress. Photographers ans paparazzi quickly grabbed cameras and bystanders pointed cell phones at the actress/par...

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Funny story: Please can Hugh not feed the Paps

Please can Hugh not feed the Paps

Following the recent furore surrounding Hugh Grant's alleged assault on a paparazzi, police authorities have asked members of the public not to feed any paps they may come across in the street.

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Funny story: Nicole Kidman Vows 'If I'm Pregnant, Media Will be the First to be Told'

Nicole Kidman Vows 'If I'm Pregnant, Media Will be the First to be Told'

Nicole Kidman may or may not be pregnant depending on what news service you look at. However, in a rare act for a celebrity, Kidman has assured the media that, if she falls pregnant, she will let the media know first before partner Keith Urban.

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Funny story: Britney, Paris, Lindsay Jealous of Success of Antonella, Alaina, and Shyamali

Britney, Paris, Lindsay Jealous of Success of Antonella, Alaina, and Shyamali

Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, and Lindsay Lohan are not happy. Lindsay, famous for her multiple nip-slips, is furious. Paris, famous for her sex tapes and wild lifestyle, is angry. Britney, famous for pictures of her exiting a limo without panties...

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Funny story: Paparazzi Junkfoods Models

Paparazzi Junkfoods Models

Pop psychologists have termed the condition, Breastium focii or cleavage viewfinder absentium. "Basically", said pop psychologist, Warner von Kleist, author of Does This Look Like a Bunny Rabbit, and The Non-Functionality of Grey Fruit, sai...

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Funny story: Woolworths souvenir factory paying paps to snap Kate Middleton

Woolworths souvenir factory paying paps to snap Kate Middleton

London - (Ass Mess): Still reeling from disastrous Xmas trading figures and stung by criticism of their excruciatingly embarrassing 'royal engagement' souvenir mugs, high street rubbish peddler Woolworths has hired over one hundred paparazzi...

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Funny story: Paparazzi on the trail of Heather Mills' changeling

Paparazzi on the trail of Heather Mills' changeling

London - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Prince William, the eldest son of the Pretender to the Throne, has been outed today as the natural bastard offspring of warring one-legged self-publicist Heather Mills, who replaced Princess Diana's toddler after C...

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Funny story: New Darling Duo Very Much In Demand

New Darling Duo Very Much In Demand

Judging by the amount of column inches of coverage in The Spoof alone, then paparazzi are near wetting themselves to get the showbiz picture of the century.

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Funny story: Shreds Crisis hits Government

Shreds Crisis hits Government

Controversy returned quite literally to the heads of the UK government last night. Several members of the Cabinet are reported to have fallen victim to a mystery condition known as cropped head syndrome. Leading Paparazzi photographer, Leonard "Lo...

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Funny story: Jackson Slams Vicious 'Gossip'

Jackson Slams Vicious 'Gossip'

Pop Diva Michael Jackson has blasted reports that he is a cross-dresser. The Brunette bombshell went into hiding last night as the flurry of media attention peaked when paparazzi burned down his Neverland Ranch Mansion in an effort to ‘smoke him o...

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Funny story: Clay Aiken's Brush With Worse- Than -Death; The Attack of the Paparazzi!

Clay Aiken's Brush With Worse- Than -Death; The Attack of the Paparazzi!

Clay Aiken's Brush With Worse- Than -Death; The Attack of the Paparazzi! Some time ago when the former AI 2 runner-up was just getting his feet wet with all the star-related craziness, and he had to make the transition between cute, naïve country boy with freckles and savvy, cool L.A. star with sex appeal, he had an experience that almost made him decide to dump the entire idea of pursuing fa...

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Funny story: Aren't you sick of celebrities who say they hate living in the public eye?

Aren't you sick of celebrities who say they hate living in the public eye?

I must admit, I have a pet peeve. I am tired of hearing about celebrities who hate living in the public eye. At the height of the whole Bennifer thing, both he and Jennifer Lopez tried to say that it was the paparazzi that ruined their relationship and it's so hard to be a celebrity and you don't have a private life and everyone cares about the most minute thing you do and, then, t...

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