It was in the late summer of 2007 as I recall that Mr Sherlock Holmes and I sojourned in the Portuguese resort of Praia Da Luz, that fishing village so burdened by the hopes of a world desperate for news of the missing infant Madeline McCann.
John Titor from the year 2036 has return to the year 1991 in June to warn Albus Dumbledore that the Dark Lord will return fully powerful in four years from now. John showed Albus a 2007 satellite picture of Hogwarts completely flattened. Albus looked at the picture and sure enough, there was the black lake and the distinct towers, except the trees were all missing. Albus looked up to John and said...
From: Karl Rove Sent: October 20, 2004 12:20:07 AM...
The iPod has so many accessories and extraneous add-ons going for it, it’s becoming laughable. I’ve even seen a specialized sock with which to carry the player, proudly being advertised on Apple’s own site, no less. I do feel, however, that there are a few ideas which Apple should seriously consider looking into, for both the benefit of the listener and the company. So I’ve penned out a few of the...
Moline, Indiana -- The unmarked, gunmetal grey 18-wheelers which began a two week period of constant comings and goings in early January, 2003, did arouse the suspicions of some of the residents of the "Grande Finale Trailer Village". The Vill...
(AP) The Pacific Princess cruise liner, long thought missing, sailed out of the Bermuda Triangle and docked in Miami today. The crew and passengers seemed relieved that their almost twenty year voyage was finally over. "Land! Land! Thank yo...
Polynesia -- Six castaways from the SS Minnow, which went missing in a typhoon in 1964, were reportedly rescued by a Taiwanese fishing vessel today after signals from a makeshift radio were received. A seventh passenger, actor Bob Denver, reportedly...
NORTH BEACH, Calif. - Authorities searching for Olivia Newton John's boyfriend, Patrick Kim McDermott are now seriously concerned about his disappearance from a routine fishing trip a few weeks ago. A major theory has developed.
ORANJESTAD, Aruba - The search for American teenager Aaron Dover was called off Friday in Aruba. Aaron Dover was reported missing Wednesday, June 15th, to Aruban authorities by his brother Ben. Ben claims he and his brother were returning from the be...
Nearly 350 square Miles of Iraq have vanished from a heavily guarded sector of the country, the UN says.
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS - An entire family has apparently gone missing, seemingly swallowed up by a giant African Congo snake that somehow entered their home by way of a dryer vent. Neighbors called police after the family failed to take in their newspape...
Battle Creek, Maine - Citizens of the small city of Battle Creek wrote to us to complain after a local milk carton distributor placed pictures of several missing legs on their milk cartons, with the question, "Have you seen us?" Milk company offici...
Redwood City, Calif : The prosecutors in the Scott Peterson case broke early today. News of Chicago prosecutors charging the Dave Matthews Band with dumping waste in the Chicago River was a missing piece of the puzzle found.
This morning J.K Rowling herself made a startling announcement. Around 2pm in the morning, she could be seen wandering Privet Drive holding a bottle of Vodka proclaiming that her long lost brother had turned up. Her brother, U.G.L.Y Rowling, has been missing for ten years. It is claimed that he has been stuck in the past for the ten years since he and Ms. Rowling saw each other last. He accidental...
The entire country of Wales has disappeared without a trace; many are baffled as it isn't normal for whole nations to disappear without a trace. The only such example of a similar event is Atlantis, the Legendry Island that is said to have disapp...
Undisclosed Mountain, Colorado -- Service records of President George W. Bush released here today indicate that his infamous mystery-missing-year (1972-73), was spent in covert service for the Alabama Air National Guard -- And in-fact helped e...
Many Americans are confused after President Bush's speech today detailing his concern that he's "not winning the primary election so far, in fact, missing from all of the ballots." The President further baffled members of the press when he continu...
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