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Funny story: Retired Couple who Bought Old ICBM Missile Silo Stand to Make Millions; Discover booklets sold on EBay were full of ICBM launch codes!

Retired Couple who Bought Old ICBM Missile Silo Stand to Make Millions; Discover booklets sold on EBay were full of ICBM launch codes!

When former Vicar and his wife moved to North Dakota they thought they found a bargain when they spotted a disused ICBM missile silo for sale for just $1; they thought wow, "I'll by that for a Dollar". Some 50,000 dollars or so later they got th...

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Funny story: Homeland Security Alerted After First Mexican Short Range Missile Attack Documented in Los Angeles!

Homeland Security Alerted After First Mexican Short Range Missile Attack Documented in Los Angeles!

Los Angeles,Ca. Defcon 3 Alert - A 16 year old Mexican-American high school student was arrested today and charged with launching a 'deadly missile' during a low speed encounter on the Los Angeles Freeway with a student from a rival gang. Roberto...

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Funny story: Son of Star Whores axed by Capitol Hill KGB Colonel

Son of Star Whores axed by Capitol Hill KGB Colonel

Washington AC/DC - (Rasputin-Related): The Kremlin has managed to persuade its top US asset to scrap the Bush Administration's canny plan to nuke Iran from bases near Warsaw. The daftass plan would have seen Polish bases fire at random using sophi...

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Funny story: Obama's Anti-Missile Shield Was Eyesore Waiting To Happen

Obama's Anti-Missile Shield Was Eyesore Waiting To Happen

Documents relating to Barack Obama's U-turn over an anti-missile shield in central Europe reveal neighboring countries believed it would prove a massive eyesore. Poland, Czech Republic and Germany all felt that a giant shield made out of old missi...

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Funny story: N. Korea Launched Cyber Attack Using a Commodore 64 Personal Computer?

N. Korea Launched Cyber Attack Using a Commodore 64 Personal Computer?

Washington, D.C. - The White House has confirmed today that North Korea launched a cyber attack against the United States government and Wall Street last week, using a Commodore 64 KB personal computer. Though the cyber attack was easily fended o...

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Funny story: North Korea Fires Seven Ballistic Missiles at U.S.A.

North Korea Fires Seven Ballistic Missiles at U.S.A.

In a protest of Americans celebrating their Independence Day, North Korea fired seven ballistic missiles at the United States on July 4th. None of the targeted missiles hit the United States, as all fell harmlessly into the Sea of Japan after only f...

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Funny story: Kim Jong-Il Told To 'Stop Being A Naughty Boy' By UN.

Kim Jong-Il Told To 'Stop Being A Naughty Boy' By UN.

North Korean leader Kim Jong-Il was told in no uncertain terms by the UN to stop being a naughty boy by launching missiles hither and yon and upsetting leaders of other countries. Jong-Il, who was allegedly born on a mountain top and who is known...

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Funny story: North Korean Bottle Rocket Puts First Satellite in Inner Space

North Korean Bottle Rocket Puts First Satellite in Inner Space

While numerous countries and NGA's have been wasting enormous amounts of high cost fuels and technical genius to position satellites in outer space, North Korean rocketeers have found an economical and energy efficient way to place a satellite in inn...

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Funny story: Korean Missile Found To Be Powered By Diet Pepsi And Mentos

Korean Missile Found To Be Powered By Diet Pepsi And Mentos

The long range missile shot by North Korea over Japan on Sunday turned out to be a giant tube filled with Mentos and Diet Pepsi. The missile shot sent fear through the Asian nations that perceive North Korea as a wild card capable of anything. Co...

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Funny story: North Korea Blast Rocket: Manhunt for new weapon

North Korea Blast Rocket: Manhunt for new weapon

After successfully blasting a rocket over Japan and above earth, North Korea has launched a manhunt to find a new project. According to a source, a new concept has been launched on the model of famous American Idol. According the program director,...

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Funny story: Diplomatic Incident after Ref hit by missile

Diplomatic Incident after Ref hit by missile

There were tense scenes at the UN Security Council this afternoon after it was confirmed the referee at the Cardiff City and Swansea City football derby was hit by a missile launched from North Korea, and not from a member of the crowd as was first c...

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Funny story: North Korea to Launch Kimchee Powered Missile

North Korea to Launch Kimchee Powered Missile

Anyone who has every eaten even a moderate portion of cabbage can understand the physics of the North Korean missile technology. Methane gas produced by even semi digested spiced cabbage in the fermented form the Koreans call Kimchee has been known t...

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Funny story: Innovations Catalogue Item No 1

Innovations Catalogue Item No 1

Got a dispute with one of your neighbors? Then why not nuke the bastard with this handy missile. The Nasty Neighbor Destructor comes in a choice of three nifty colours-white, sunset red or jet black. It's so easy to assemble. And you can launch it from your own garden. Yes the Nasty Neighbor Destructor will make disputes about car parking a thing of the past. Just key in the seven digit launch...

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Funny story: Iran Claims Its Missile Brought Down Satellites!

Iran Claims Its Missile Brought Down Satellites!

Russia is monitoring the wreckage of two communications satellites that collided in space above Siberia. NASA says neither the earth nor the International Space Station are at risk from the debris of the Russian and American satellites. But what caus...

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Funny story: Hamas Leader Thanks Iran For Humanitarian Rockets & Missles

Hamas Leader Thanks Iran For Humanitarian Rockets & Missles

In Tehran, Iran, Hamas' exiled leader thanked his Iranian backers, who had nothing to do with the recent battle with Israel, saying Tehran played a "big role" in helping the Palestinian militant group during Israel's offensive in the Gaza Strip, Iran...

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Funny story: Palin ditched by AIP

Palin ditched by AIP

In a surprise move that has sent shockwave across the political spectrum, the Alaskan Independence Party (AIP), which advocates an in-state referendum which includes the option of Alaska becoming an independent nation, has today announced that it is...

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Funny story: Iran's Insatiable Missiles

Iran's Insatiable Missiles

On July 9, responding to internal political tensions, Iran raised one of its missiles to full elevation.

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