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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: The Story Behind Kirstie Alley's Lip Lock on Tom Bergeron

Dancing With The Stars: The Story Behind Kirstie Alley's Lip Lock on Tom Bergeron

HOLLYWOOD - In what is being called "The Kiss of The New Television Season," millions of fans are wondering what caused Kirstie Alley to suddenly grab Dancing With The Stars host Tom Bergeron and lock lips with him for what seemed to be quite a while...

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Funny story: Kirstie Alley Gives Maksim Chmerkovskiy A Stern Warning

Kirstie Alley Gives Maksim Chmerkovskiy A Stern Warning

HOLLYWOOD - Season 15 of Dancing With The Stars: The All-Stars kicks off on September 24, and some of the celebrities are already making themselves heard. Kirstie Alley, who appeared on season 12, and was paired with "The Bad Boy of The Ballroom"...

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Funny story: Dickens busts loose at CERN! Glorious scandal! Harley Street Chiropractor Already in Jail!

Dickens busts loose at CERN! Glorious scandal! Harley Street Chiropractor Already in Jail!

Hilarious statement made by Offenbach's top gens d'arme! Hoppity Hooper to flip when he hears this! "Un be lucking fleebable!" 'tis a great day for underemployed prosecutors everywhere because the lorries are lineing up to haul them away from...

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Funny story: Things are looking up for Kirstie's Alley. Battersea Power Station Lowers Alert to Pi. Guards Don't Get the Point of that! What, with the pyramids flying around and all.

Things are looking up for Kirstie's Alley. Battersea Power Station Lowers Alert to Pi. Guards Don't Get the Point of that! What, with the pyramids flying around and all.

After being blown out of Los Angeles on points (or lack thereof) America's gallant answer to Pink Floyd's brilliant metaphor of British Power(lessness) will not be seen flying over Battersea station anytime soon. Instead, she's floating north t...

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Funny story: Kirstie Alley Volunteers for Balloon Duty with U.S. Navy. Pointing Epidemic Spreads

Kirstie Alley Volunteers for Balloon Duty with U.S. Navy. Pointing Epidemic Spreads

Los Angeles - There were a few tense moments at the recruiting station today as Ms. Alley attempted to enter, albeit sideways. Things went a bit better after the door was removed, but not much. Once she caught her breath, she announced, "I'...

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Funny story: Kirstie Alley Kisses Her Diet Bye-Bye As She Balloons Up To 230 Pounds

Kirstie Alley Kisses Her Diet Bye-Bye As She Balloons Up To 230 Pounds

LOS ANGELES - Kirstie Alley was recently spotted at a Tall Timbers Supermarket in Encino with a grocery cart hooked on to a second grocery cart. According to an employee of the food giant, Ms. Alley had loaded the first shopping cart with items su...

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Funny story: Nicolette Sheridan Still Devastated By The "Hung Jury" Vows To Move To Mexico - or Maybe France

Nicolette Sheridan Still Devastated By The "Hung Jury" Vows To Move To Mexico - or Maybe France

LOS ANGELES - The former star of The Desperate Housewives Nicolette Sheridan, who portrayed the astonishingly sexy Edie Britt, is reportedly still extremely upset at the outcome of her wrongful termination lawsuit trial. She testified that she was...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen Wants Kirstie Alley To Be His 'Cougar Goddess'

Charlie Sheen Wants Kirstie Alley To Be His 'Cougar Goddess'

SHERMAN OAKS, California - Charlie Sheen recently commented that ever since Kirstie Alley appeared on Dancing With The Stars that she has really lost an awful lot of weight. He stated that the once humongous actress has lost a total of 100 pounds...

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Funny story: NBC Says That The Cancelled "Playboy Club" Will Be Replaced By "Celebrity Planking" Which Will Be Hosted By Kirstie Alley

NBC Says That The Cancelled "Playboy Club" Will Be Replaced By "Celebrity Planking" Which Will Be Hosted By Kirstie Alley

LOS ANGELES - A spokesperson for NBC has stated that the network really hated cancelling the new show the Playboy Club but added that the viewership was extremely low. Chandler Chillmill, the NBC spokesperson noted that the shows premier only attr...

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Funny story: Kirstie Alley and George Lopez Seen French Kissing At A Victoria's Secret In La Brea

Kirstie Alley and George Lopez Seen French Kissing At A Victoria's Secret In La Brea

LA BREA - Several phone calls were made to the home office of the entertainment news publication Bedroom Pillow Talk regarding a Kirstie Alley-George Lopez sighting. BPT reporter Summersetter Faxx stated that three different individuals said they...

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Funny story: Kirstie Alley To Host A New TV Game Show Called "They Weigh What?"

Kirstie Alley To Host A New TV Game Show Called "They Weigh What?"

LOS ANGELES - NBC has a show called It's Worth What? and now not to be outdone ABC will be coming out with a new show called They Weigh What? The producers of the new show say that unlike the peacock network show their show will be exciting as it...

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Funny story: Kirstie Alley Has Just Become America's Most Popular "Cougar"

Kirstie Alley Has Just Become America's Most Popular "Cougar"

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Kirstie Alley has shyly admitted that she has literally gone from not having dated in over a decade to dating up a storm. The 60-year-old who recently took second place on the dance reality show Dancing With The Stars has been as...

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Funny story: Kirstie Alley Will Be Appearing In An Episode of 'Cake Boss'

Kirstie Alley Will Be Appearing In An Episode of 'Cake Boss'

LOS ANGELES - Kirstie Alley took second place on Dancing With The Stars, but the 60-year-old dancing diva says that she plans to make up for it when she appears on an episode of The Cake Boss. Buddy Valastro, The Cake Boss called up Kirstie and in...

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Funny story: Kirstie Alley Has Gained 12 Pounds In Three Weeks and She Blames It On Maksim Chmerkovskiy

Kirstie Alley Has Gained 12 Pounds In Three Weeks and She Blames It On Maksim Chmerkovskiy

AVOCADO HEIGHTS - Kirstie Alley sat all alone at a corner booth at a local Tacos, Tacos, and Mucho More Tacos. She looked rather dejected and somewhat bloated as she polished off the fourth of five Eva Longoria Beef Fajita Tacos. One of the patron...

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Funny story: Kirstie Alley, 60, Says That She and Her Boyfriend Shancie Boyd, 21, Are History

Kirstie Alley, 60, Says That She and Her Boyfriend Shancie Boyd, 21, Are History

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Kirstie Alley, who recently took second place in the 2011 edition of Dancing With The Stars, was spotted at a local Burger Doll Restaurant minus her boy toy Shancie Boyd. According to Taffeta Kixx of iRumors the 60-year-old Alley, who is now known as "The Dancing Cougar" has ended her relationship with her boyfriend hip hop artist Shancie Boyd who at 21, was young enough to be...

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Funny story: Kirstie Alley Says That Being On Dancing With The Stars Has Helped Her Go Down To A Size 6 - Hmmm

Kirstie Alley Says That Being On Dancing With The Stars Has Helped Her Go Down To A Size 6 - Hmmm

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Kirstie Alley has said that she was actually thrilled at the fact that she managed to make it all the way to The Dancing With The Stars finals and end up finishing number two. Alley and her partner, Maksim Chmerkovskiy, aka "The Bad Boy of The Ballroom," were beaten by Pittsburgh Steelers wide receiver Hines Ward and his pro partner Australia's Kym Johnson. Kirstie entered...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: Hines Ward of The Pittsburgh Steelers Scores A Touchdown and Wins The Mirror Ball Trophy

Dancing With The Stars: Hines Ward of The Pittsburgh Steelers Scores A Touchdown and Wins The Mirror Ball Trophy

HOLLYWOOD - Well Hines Ward, a wide receiver for The Pittsburgh Steelers, may not have won this year's Super Bowl, but he did win first place to take the coveted Dancing With The Stars Mirror Ball Trophy. Ward, who had never in his life danced bef...

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