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Funny story: Jesse James Has Somehow Convinced His Ex-Wife Sandra Bullock To Take Him Back - Wow! The Dude Deserves An Oscar For 'Best Actor'

Jesse James Has Somehow Convinced His Ex-Wife Sandra Bullock To Take Him Back - Wow! The Dude Deserves An Oscar For 'Best Actor'

AUSTIN - Sandra Bullock was sitting high on her mansion, Casa La Sandra, located just outside of Austin thinking about her future. She reportedly told an old high school friend, Bree Navarro that she misses Jesse so much she does not know if up is...

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Funny story: Jesse James Buys Maricar The Dominatrix Her Very Own Harley Davidson Motorcycle

Jesse James Buys Maricar The Dominatrix Her Very Own Harley Davidson Motorcycle

LONG BEACH, California - One thing about Maricar The Whip-Cracking Dominatrix is that the girl certainly knows how to get around. After appearing on the talent reality show America's Got Talent she dated Sandra Bullock's ex-husband "Messy" Jesse B...

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Funny story: Whoopi Goldberg Says Mel Gibson Is Not A Racist - And Whoopi You Ain't An Old Black Gal With Dreadlocks

Whoopi Goldberg Says Mel Gibson Is Not A Racist - And Whoopi You Ain't An Old Black Gal With Dreadlocks

LOS ANGELES - Whoopi Goldberg was having lunch at Cousin Cooter's Chicken Wings and Thangs when she was asked about the recent half dozen recorded rants by Mel Gibson directed at his ex-girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva. Goldy, as her hair stylist call...

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Funny story: Heidi Montag Says She Is Dating Jesse James

Heidi Montag Says She Is Dating Jesse James

BEVERLY HILLS - Heidi Montag has single handedly helped to make her plastic surgeon a bonafide millionaire. "Plastic Woman" stated that after 38 surgeries, she just recently went in to get a type of 'tune up.' She said that her last surgery was an...

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Funny story: It Is Now Official: Jesse James Is No Longer Mr. Sandra Bullock

It Is Now Official: Jesse James Is No Longer Mr. Sandra Bullock

AUSTIN - Sandra Bullock filed for a divorce from her husband, aka Jesse "The Shithead" James back in April and it is now official. Sandra said that "Old Ass-Wipe" is no longer Mr. Sandra Bullock, and she said that he can now go back to being Jesse...

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Funny story: Jesse James Is Reportedly Dating Maricar The Sexy Whip Cracking Dominatrix From America's Got Talent

Jesse James Is Reportedly Dating Maricar The Sexy Whip Cracking Dominatrix From America's Got Talent

LONG BEACH, California - The man who broke Sandra Bullock's heart, Jesse "The Shithead" James has revealed that he is in fact dating Maricar the sexy whip cracking dominatrix who is appearing on America's Got Talent. James said that when he first...

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Funny story: Jesse James The Size Of A Vuvuzela: Sandra Bullock

Jesse James The Size Of A Vuvuzela: Sandra Bullock

Why, after all the cheating and all the fights, is Sandra Bullock still not filing papers for her divorce from cheating husband, Jesse James? Has he promised to quit messing around? Or is he actually a good guy gone bad? Exactly WHAT does Sand...

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Funny story: Sandra Bullock's Coming Home To Papa: Jesse James

Sandra Bullock's Coming Home To Papa: Jesse James

Jesse James, the notorious husband of Sandra Bullock, has been telling everyone that he and Sandra are getting back together and that there will be no $200-300 million dollar settlement. James, who has admitted several times to cheating on his wif...

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Funny story: Janine Lindemulder: "I'll pee in a cup to prove I'm not on drugs." Cup: "I hallucinated for 16 hours afterward."

Janine Lindemulder: "I'll pee in a cup to prove I'm not on drugs." Cup: "I hallucinated for 16 hours afterward."

Janine Lindemulder, the 42 year old who used to be paid to be filmed having sex, is madder than an Oscar winner with an unfaithful husband, and has come out swinging against Babydaddy Jesse James, allegedly because he has the good sense NOT to hand o...

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Funny story: Greens for James

Greens for James

England goalkeeper Sid James is joining the Green Party. 'I am impressed by them' Sid explained 'they have given me a new lease of life.' But Robert Green, England's former goalkeeper - who committed treason in the match against the United States...

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Funny story: Hollywood Stunner: Jesse and Janine's Daughter Hired As Linsday Lohan's Assistant!

Hollywood Stunner: Jesse and Janine's Daughter Hired As Linsday Lohan's Assistant!

The 6 year old daughter of adulterous sperminator Jesse James and his vagina-for-hire ex-wife Janine Lindemulder might be the only member of the family with a legitimate income: Lindsay Lohan just hired the first grader to be her new assistant. M...

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Funny story: Sandra Bullock and George Lopez To Star In "The Motorcycle Punk & His Ugly-As-Hell Tattooed Cycle Chicks"

Sandra Bullock and George Lopez To Star In "The Motorcycle Punk & His Ugly-As-Hell Tattooed Cycle Chicks"

AUSTIN - Sandra Bullock has just announced from her beautiful central Texas mansion Casa La Muchacha that she has just signed to appear in a movie with her BFF comedian George Lopez. The name of the movie is The Motorcycle Punk & His Ugly-As-H...

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Funny story: Jesse James Says Sandra Bullock Kissing Scarlett Johansson On The Mouth Proves She's A Lesbianite

Jesse James Says Sandra Bullock Kissing Scarlett Johansson On The Mouth Proves She's A Lesbianite

LONG BEACH, California - Jesse James was sitting in his office watching the MTV Movie Awards Show with Skittles Valentine, one of his tattooed cycle chicks. Suddenly he saw his wife Sandra go up on stage to receive an award for Maintaining Proper...

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Funny story: Sandra Bullock Cheats on Jesse With Hot Chick - on TV!

Sandra Bullock Cheats on Jesse With Hot Chick - on TV!

Strangely hot Sandra Bullock just made out with kinda-hot-now-but-with-boobs-that'll-look-like-2-grocery-bags-full-of-wet-sand-in-ten-years actress Scarlett Johansson at the MTV Movie Awards. Sandra received the "Generation Award", which is some b...

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Funny story: Sandra Bullock: Michelle "Bombshell" McGee Has Completed Idiots School

Sandra Bullock: Michelle "Bombshell" McGee Has Completed Idiots School

"Bombshell" McGee, who seems to be the main reason Jesse James and Sandra Bullock are no longer together, showed reporters her diploma from "Dipshit U." She was wearing a Nazi uniform while talking to reporters. Did she break up the James/Bullo...

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Funny story: Sandra Bullock Shows Her Uh, Class!

Sandra Bullock Shows Her Uh, Class!

Sandra Bullock showed everyone why she is much liked and her ex husband Jesse James, much despised, by showing up last week to take her stepdaughter out for a special day for her birthday. Where was Jesse? Who knows? Well, probably at least one pe...

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Funny story: Larry King Interviews Jesse James

Larry King Interviews Jesse James

LOS ANGELES - Jesse James soon-to-be-ex-husband of Academy Award winner Sandra Bullock finally agreed to be interviewed by Larry King on his show Live With Larry King. James the owner of West Coast Choppers in Long Beach, California said that he welcomes the chance to set the record straight. LARRY: So tell me Jesse how are things going? JESSE: Not to good Larry. My wife, the stunningly beau...

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