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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez Wants Marc Anthony Back

Jennifer Lopez Wants Marc Anthony Back

NEW YORK CITY - In a stunning turn of events Jennifer Lopez, 43, has stated that she has finally realized that her relationship with her boy toy Caspar Smart, 24, does not really hold much of a future for her. Lopez spoke with Margarita Mixx of Th...

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Funny story: J. Lo Hints That Her "Boy-Toy" Could Be History

J. Lo Hints That Her "Boy-Toy" Could Be History

NEW YORK CITY - Jennifer Lopez has been known to ride on the emotional roller coaster a lot more times than she would prefer. According to Taffeta Kixx with iRumors her up and down marriage to Marc Anthony eventually turned into one great big amus...

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Funny story: The Very Sexy Mariah Carey Joins American Idol

The Very Sexy Mariah Carey Joins American Idol

MILWAUKEE - Mariah Carey performed before a standing room only crowd at The Beer Suds Stadium in the number one beer city in America, Milwaukee. After the concert she sat down with Pico de Gallo of Tittle Tattle Tonight and chatted about her 15-mo...

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Funny story: Paula Abdul Begs To Return To American Idol

Paula Abdul Begs To Return To American Idol

LOS ANGELES - It's no secret that since leaving American Idol, Paula Abdul has pretty much gone underneath the radar. The former AI judge recently spoke to Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Talk and assured her that contrary to popular belief sh...

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Funny story: In A Shocking Turn of Events: American Idol Is Losing All Three of Its Judges

In A Shocking Turn of Events: American Idol Is Losing All Three of Its Judges

HOLLYWOOD - Season 12 of American Idol is going to look a little bit different that the end of last season did. The only recognizable person on the show will be Ryan "Peaches" Seacrest. Word out of Tinsel Town is that there are serious rumblings c...

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Funny story: Romney Names Running Mate

Romney Names Running Mate

Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney has named his vice presidential running mate via a twitter from his twitter account. The former Massachusetts governor has named Charlie Sheen as the next likely VP. "It was an obvious choice" said...

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Funny story: American Idol - Phillip Phillips Receives More Votes Than Jessica Sanchez To Become The 2012 American Idol Champion

American Idol - Phillip Phillips Receives More Votes Than Jessica Sanchez To Become The 2012 American Idol Champion

HOLLYWOOD - American Idol's Ryan "Peaches" Seacrest announced that 132 million votes had been cast for the two contestants on the 2012 American Idol finale that pitted Georgia's Phillip "The Grimacer" Phillips, 21, against Jessica "Itsy Bitsy" Sanche...

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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez Saying "Adios" To Her $20 Million A Year American Idol Job!

Jennifer Lopez Saying "Adios" To Her $20 Million A Year American Idol Job!

HOLLYWOOD - After two years of being a judge on American Idol, Jennifer Lopez has decided to hang up her yellow judge's notepad after the current season. J.Lo recently spoke with LaLaland Limelight reporter Huckleberry Citrus and revealed her reas...

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Funny story: American Idol: Joshua Ledet Shockingly Eliminated, Jessica Sanchez and Phillip Phillips Make It To The Finals

American Idol: Joshua Ledet Shockingly Eliminated, Jessica Sanchez and Phillip Phillips Make It To The Finals

HOLLYWOOD - American Idol judge Steven Tyler said about Joshua Ledet that no male or female singer in the eleven year history of American Idol has ever sung better than the man from Westlake, Louisiana. But it appears that the singer nicknamed "Eb...

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Funny story: American Idol Is Now Down To The Final Three As Hollie "The Little Dolly" Cavanaugh Is Eliminated

American Idol Is Now Down To The Final Three As Hollie "The Little Dolly" Cavanaugh Is Eliminated

HOLLYWOOD - Jennifer Lopez, 42, just about stole the show as she performed on American Idol along with her 25-year-old boy-toy Caspar Smart. J.Lo rocked the house and had fellow judge Steven "Lips" Tyler doing his best to keep his tongue in his mo...

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Funny story: Jennifer "The Cougar" Lopez' "Boy-Toy" Caspar Smart Admits That J.Lo Gives Him a Weekly Allowance of $10,000

Jennifer "The Cougar" Lopez' "Boy-Toy" Caspar Smart Admits That J.Lo Gives Him a Weekly Allowance of $10,000

NEW YORK CITY - Jennifer Lopez is perhaps one of America's most famous "Cougars." And up until recently the 42-year-old American Idol judge actually shared that title with Demi "The Cougar" Moore, who has since filed for divorce from her "Boy-Toy"...

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Funny story: American Idol Sends Skylar "The Country Girl" Laine Back To Mississippi

American Idol Sends Skylar "The Country Girl" Laine Back To Mississippi

HOLLYWOOD - American Idol's Top Five are now the Top Four after 18-year-old country gal Skylar Laine found herself in the Bottom 2 and then out the door. After performing a rousing rendition of Creedence Clearwater Revival's "Fortunate Son" and Th...

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Funny story: American Idol's Oldest Contestant Elise Testone, 28, Is Sent Back To South Carolina

American Idol's Oldest Contestant Elise Testone, 28, Is Sent Back To South Carolina

HOLLYWOOD - Woody The Wonder Woodchuck correctly picked that Elise Testone would be the next singer eliminated from American Idol and his 2012 record now stands at 5-2. Elise "Estrogen" Testone was this year's oldest contestant and she was actuall...

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Funny story: Another Dancing With The Stars Shocker! One of This Year's Favorites Colton Dixon Sent Back To Tennessee

Another Dancing With The Stars Shocker! One of This Year's Favorites Colton Dixon Sent Back To Tennessee

HOLLYWOOD - Well even Woody The Wonder Woodchuck who had correctly picked four of the five American Idol singers who have gone home was wrong as one of this year's favorites Colton Dixon was eliminated. A total of 53 million votes were cast by a t...

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Funny story: American Idol Shocker! The Best Singer Jessica Sanchez Is The Lowest Vote Getter, But The Judges Save Her From Elimination

American Idol Shocker! The Best Singer Jessica Sanchez Is The Lowest Vote Getter, But The Judges Save Her From Elimination

HOLLYWOOD - In what is probably the biggest shock in the entire eleven seasons of American Idol, the odds-on-favorite to win Jessica Sanchez actually received the fewest votes of all of the seven contestants. But she was graciously saved thanks to...

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Funny story: American Idol Sends The Obama Family's Favorite Contestant, Deandre Brackensick Back Home

American Idol Sends The Obama Family's Favorite Contestant, Deandre Brackensick Back Home

HOLLYWOOD - Way back in 1968, Dionne Warwick sang the song "Do You Know The Way To San Jose?" And after this week's American Idol elimination, in which Deandre Brackensick was eliminated, the extremely curly-haired falsetto-voiced 17-year-old will...

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Funny story: American Idol Sends Heejun "Funnybone" Han Back Home To Flushing, New York

American Idol Sends Heejun "Funnybone" Han Back Home To Flushing, New York

HOLLYWOOD - And now American Idol's Top 9 have just become the Top 8. This week Elise "Estrogen" Testone from Charleston, South Carolina sang a fabulous rendition of Led Zeppelin's classic "Whole Lotta Love" and it helped to keep her out of the dread...

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