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Funny story: Kanye West Tells X-Factor Cast-Off Astro Not To Worry That He'll Take Him Under His Wing

Kanye West Tells X-Factor Cast-Off Astro Not To Worry That He'll Take Him Under His Wing

HOLLYWOOD - Fifteen-year-old Brian Bradley, AKA Astro was the first of two to be eliminated on the latest edition of X-Factor. Astro who offended a lot of people when he disrespected the viewers because he had ended up in the bottom two learned a...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen Wants Kirstie Alley To Be His 'Cougar Goddess'

Charlie Sheen Wants Kirstie Alley To Be His 'Cougar Goddess'

SHERMAN OAKS, California - Charlie Sheen recently commented that ever since Kirstie Alley appeared on Dancing With The Stars that she has really lost an awful lot of weight. He stated that the once humongous actress has lost a total of 100 pounds...

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Funny story: Local Rapper Loses Credibility After Drug Charges Are Dropped

Local Rapper Loses Credibility After Drug Charges Are Dropped

Hip-Hop artist Keyz has spent much of the last year in a legal struggle, after drug distribution charges were leveled against him in early 2010. The Chicago native, who's most notable for his Top 40 smash "No, But I Fa' Real Sell Drugs," had an...

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Funny story: Rapper 50 Cent Refused Admission To A Japanese Restaurant Because of His Anti Earthquake-Tsunami "Jokes"

Rapper 50 Cent Refused Admission To A Japanese Restaurant Because of His Anti Earthquake-Tsunami "Jokes"

QUEENS, New York - The gangsta rapper who goes by the name of 50 cent got his nose all bent out of shape when he was refused admittance to The Lips of The Dastardly Dragon Japanese Restaurant in Queens. According to The Right Coast Illustrated Rev...

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Funny story: Law Enforcement's Secret War Against Hip Hop

Law Enforcement's Secret War Against Hip Hop

According to Fremont Beck, Professor of Hip Hop Studies at Northwestern University, "The rise of hip hop - celebrating rebellion and freedom - is clearly perceived as a threat by the dominant white culture. Law enforcement has infiltrated hip hop cu...

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Funny story: Rapper Nicki Minaj Presented With Barbed Wire Butt Shield

Rapper Nicki Minaj Presented With Barbed Wire Butt Shield

Skoob Entertainment News can reveal to the uninitiated that rap artiste, Nicki Minaj was presented with a butt shield of barbed wire by US talk show host George Lopez this week. Apparently, Nicki has such a shapely arse that anybody who meets her...

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Funny story: Kanye West, Snoop Dogg, 50 Cent, and Chris Brown To Form A Rap Band Called "The Louisiana Tar Balls"

Kanye West, Snoop Dogg, 50 Cent, and Chris Brown To Form A Rap Band Called "The Louisiana Tar Balls"

HARLEM - Hip hop rapper 50 Cent was in Harlem visiting his favorite cousin Tyrone P. Blumenthal, aka 25 Cent, when he was asked if the rumors of a super rap group were true. The man known as 50 Cent, jiggled his neck bling bling, took out the obli...

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Funny story: President Obama Books The Hip Hop Rap Band, Camel Carl & The Desert Rag Headz To Play At "The First Mama's" Mothers' Day Party

President Obama Books The Hip Hop Rap Band, Camel Carl & The Desert Rag Headz To Play At "The First Mama's" Mothers' Day Party

CHEYENNE, Wyoming - President Obama was in Cheyenne addressing the annual convention of The Wyoming Bison Breeders Coalition and Association. The president stated "Now lissen up y'all. Dem buffaloes is still a very important and integral part of d...

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Funny story: Momma and the Obamas Debut Album Breaks All Records

Momma and the Obamas Debut Album Breaks All Records

President Barack Obama, his wife, Michelle, and their two daughters, Malia Ann and Natasha ("Sasha"), announced they had formed a new hip hop band, The Momma and the Obamas, and released their début album, Sashaying over White Republican Corpses &cop...

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Funny story: Hip Hop Star Shot Dead After Concert

Hip Hop Star Shot Dead After Concert

Texas hip hop superstar Mac Daddy Oswald was shot to death backstage following a concert in Vatican City yesterday. Rival hip hop artist Bling Dawg Ruby was immediately arrested by the Pope's security force, the Swiss Guard. The shooting is th...

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Funny story: Hip Hop Harry arrested for indecent exposure

Hip Hop Harry arrested for indecent exposure

In breaking news, Hip Hop Harry was arrested today for allegedly exposing himself, and masturbating in front of a rack of Barbie Dolls at a Meijer's Thrifty Acre Superstore located in Detroit, Michigan. Details were still coming in at this hour, but...

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Funny story: Hip Hop Harry, Sponge Bob Squarepants and C-Funk arrested for hit on Barney

Hip Hop Harry, Sponge Bob Squarepants and C-Funk arrested for hit on Barney

There is breaking news this morning out of Compton, California where police just arrested Hip Hop Harry, C-Funk, and Sponge Bob Squarepants for the drive-by shooting of Barney, the purple dinosaur loved dearly by millions of children nationwide. W...

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Funny story: Hip-Hop Stars To Resurrect Elvis And Sinatra In Planned 'Posthumous Collaboration'

Hip-Hop Stars To Resurrect Elvis And Sinatra In Planned 'Posthumous Collaboration'

In continuation of a popular hip-hop trend, ghetto kids made good Ice-T and Coolio are planning a download-only project track which will marry the King of Rock and Roll with Ol' Blue Eyes himself Frank Sinatra. In an exclusive phone interview fr...

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Funny story: Man With Window-Rattling Car Stereo Cooler Than Everyone Else

Man With Window-Rattling Car Stereo Cooler Than Everyone Else

Pleasant Grove, UT - Officials here announced today that a man whose car stereo rattled the glass on houses is cooler than everybody else, and that we should all notice him and say, "Wow! He's so cool!" Michael Phillips, the coolest guy in the wor...

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Funny story: Eminem To Change His Name To Something Less Conspicuous As A Publicity Stunt

Eminem To Change His Name To Something Less Conspicuous As A Publicity Stunt

Popular singing star Eminem, who was bullied as a child, is to change his name in a bid to break into the mainstream music market, and to attempt to shed his image as an idiot.

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Funny story: Lil' Wayne Arrested After Concert

Lil' Wayne Arrested After Concert

Hip-hop artist Lil' Wayne has been arrested after a concert in Idaho, and charged with being "absolutely talentless", authorities have said.

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Funny story: Stephen Hawking: "Call me rap master Steve-E-STEVE."

Stephen Hawking: "Call me rap master Steve-E-STEVE."

(Cambridge-England) It was to be another lecture by noted theoretical physicist Stephen Hawking. But the familiar synthesized voice uttered an unanticipated phrase. "You can't touch this." After which, MC Hammer's 1980's rap cla...

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