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Funny story: Sir Paul proud of being a 'former Beatle', calls Ringo 'a tosser'

Sir Paul proud of being a 'former Beatle', calls Ringo 'a tosser'

Paul McCartney, 66-year-old founding member of the Beatles, is reportedly proud of being referring to in the media as a 'former Beatle' and has no objection to the press continuing to do so. When asked by reporters for a reaction to Ringo's much-...

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Funny story: Ringo sick of being a Beatle, tells fans to p*ss off

Ringo sick of being a Beatle, tells fans to p*ss off

Ringo, the 68-year-old 'former Beatle' and their forty-fifth choice for drummer, forcefully told reporters yesterday to stop referring to him as 'former Beatle' when referring to him in the news. "You people do realize The Beatles broke up in 1970...

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Funny story: Ringo Too Busy for Autographs

Ringo Too Busy for Autographs

Former Beatle Ringo Starr (real name Harris Stilton) will no longer sign memorabilia for fans and has declared he intends to throw away all fan mail received in the future. Starr, who shares a birthday with Paddington Bear and is 168 today, stat...

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Funny story: "Sopranos" finale hits a sour note with fans; website flooded with alternate endings

"Sopranos" finale hits a sour note with fans; website flooded with alternate endings

New York, New York - Frustrated Soprano fans shut down the show's website with complaints, even their own visions of how they thought how the show should have ended, hoping producers would re-shoot the season finale.

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Funny story: Peace Breaks Out At Soccer Game

Peace Breaks Out At Soccer Game

Argentina - One thousand soccer fans where forced to make friends, and over nine-hundred were smiled at after peace broke out at a local soccer game.

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Funny story: Jimmy Buffet Confesses, "It Was Right Here All Along"

Jimmy Buffet Confesses, "It Was Right Here All Along"

Key West, FLA--Guru of Parrotheads around the globe, Jimmy Buffet, made a shocking confession regarding his signature song, Margaritaville. The confession has stunned fans, promoters and musicians alike.

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Funny story: 'Star Wars' Fans in Wrong Galaxy

'Star Wars' Fans in Wrong Galaxy

Pasadena, Calif. - A growing number of Star Wars fans are reaching an uncomfortable conclusion: they are living in the wrong galaxy and at the wrong time. Master Fleet Starman [a.k.a. Peter Warren], is one of these people.

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Funny story: Da Vinci Code Sequel Revealed

Da Vinci Code Sequel Revealed

Literary legend, phenomenon and number one best selling author Dan Brown today unveiled the plot of the sequel to his historically successful novel "The Da Vinci Code". Fans will be pleased to hear that the erudite Robert Langdon return...

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Funny story: Mariah Carey Vows to Be More Annoying in 2005

Mariah Carey Vows to Be More Annoying in 2005

Superdiva Mariah Carey, 34, vowed to regain the Associated Press Most Annoying Celebrity title, an honor that has gone to younger performers the last three years. "We owe it to our fans and most of all to the inner me," said Carey, who revealed that...

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Funny story: Nonsense writer dies, fans say obituary "not very funny"

Nonsense writer dies, fans say obituary "not very funny"

The world lost a great man this Saturday.

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Funny story: Bob Dylan: Neo Con Album due out soon!

Bob Dylan: Neo Con Album due out soon!

Once again Bob Dylan is set to confound his critics and fans alike with the release of his new album.

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Funny story: Schindler's List DVD to be re-released

Schindler's List DVD to be re-released

Complaints force Spielberg's masterpiece Schindler's List to be re-released on DVD only weeks after its UK disc debut. Universal decided to re-issue the film after angry fans complained about the lack of "comedy out-takes" on the bo...

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Funny story: Whatever Happened To Justin Guarini?

Whatever Happened To Justin Guarini?

I can't believe that the press is so horrible to the runner-up of American Idol. Justin Guarini's talent and curls were ignored by the beast that is the music industry. How can we ignore the brilliance of his acting debut in From Justin To Kelly? It's tragic. Justin, you have fans. You have to make a record. Okay, another record. This time use songs that people want to h...

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Funny story: Corey Haim Primed for HUGE Comeback

Corey Haim Primed for HUGE Comeback

Corey Haim, star of such blockbusters as Demolition High and The Double 0 Kid announced today that he is finally ready to return to the silver screen and please his legions of fans.

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Funny story: Kerry's Unknown Star Wars Bit Gig

Kerry's Unknown Star Wars Bit Gig

John F. Kerry, Democratic Presidential hopeful, was, unknown to most fans, a bit character in the last Star Wars movie Episode II: Attack of the Clones.

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