One of the greatest achievements of the science of evolution is the evolutionary algorithm. This mainstay of computing and design was a completely unforeseen extension of the theory of evolution by natural selection, and has rapidly become the bi...
The fantasy world of evolution is celebrating following the surprise find of 100 Caravaggio sketches found in a castle in Milan. It is estimated that the haul is worth in the region of £560 million pounds. Atheist fundamentalist and evolution crac...
The Higgs boson, the particle that has cost untold billions of dollars to detect, has potentially been discovered, just as the Cern scientists said it would be earlier in the year. The Hadron collider is due to be shut down at the end of the year...
Intelligent Design, the misguided collection of anti-science collaborators, have finally laid out their reasons for thinking that evolution is not science. "Science is the constant revising of cherished theories based on new evidence that comes in...
Members of the religious evolution cult are today bashing their heads against the wall, as yet again, they need to fudge their story. Only half way through the year, and this is the fourth time that a significant find has been trumpeted in the nat...
Atheist fundamentalist, evolution crackpot, heir of the slave trade and childrens author Richard Dawkins has lashed out at fellow deluded high priest of evolution EO Wilson. Dawkins, 71, who claims he was once an ape, described Wilson's theory "as...
Idiots worldwide are today celebrating the latest stupid theory involving the myth of evolution. According to Professor Michael Coates, a biologist at the University of Chicago, the human lineage can be traced back to a primitive fish named Acanth...
Atheist fundamentalist, evolution crackpot and amateur theologian Richard Dawkins has today shocked the known universe by backing plans to allow a single Holy Bible in every English school. However fans of the bonkers professor need not fear, he o...
Washington DC: VP Biden let the proverbial cat out of the bag when he said he's "absolutely comfortable" with gay couples who marry getting the same civil rights and liberties as heterosexual couples. This statement has led President Obama to reconsi...
Neuroscience has located a section of the female brain that is seemingly geared towards wanting to wear make-up. Located in the primitive hind brain, the so dubbed 'Number 7' section is not present in male brains. "We've studied this group of n...
Befuddled evolutionists are chomping at the bit following the discovery of a something they are calling Godzillus. Engineer Ron Fine found the something whilst digging for fossils, and this one is no tiddler, but nine feet long. Although no-one...
The scientific community is ostracizing those scientists who publicly admit they do not believe in the theory of evolution. this was revealed to me by two men who have suffered "Toweling" at the Royal Society. Professor Madd said, "It was totally...
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, who tends to believe that Evolutionists have quite a convincing point, whilst simultaneously acknowledging the existence of a higher spiritual order, today took a short break from his usual weekend bouts of 'not doing a...
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, a self confessed idiot and long time champion of the pork pie hat, today added his inconsiderable weight to the great Evolutionism v Creationism debate, which has been raging on, quite frankly, idiotic website, www.thes...
Evolutionists have been found to be lying again, this time it's Polar Bears who have been left out in the cold! Just last year, 'scientists' (ahem) produced DNA 'evidence' which they said at the time proved that brown bears magicked into polar bea...
Crackpot evolutionists are today pulling their hair out following the annoying news that a new Coelacanth fossil has been discovered. The Coelacanth is already a particular pain in the evolutionists bottom as it is still alive and well today. The...
By now regular readers of this reporters stories will detect a tedious pattern to my stories. There seems to be a remarkable trend in so called science reports which turn out to be nothing more than half baked evolution propaganda. Today's whimsical...
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