London - (Cyberspace Ass Mess): Former Tory Party backers have hailed Damian McBride's 'juvenile and inappropriate' email slurs as damned accurate. "Especially the one about David Cameron being Tony Blair's firstborn son and Real IRA blind truss p...
Spam the canned precooked meat product made famous by British people during the war is causing havoc amongst e-mail users - and now people are getting 'preety vexed' according to one man. The chopped pork shoulder meat with ham meat delicacies has...
New Virus Warning - Please beware of the Monica Lewinsky Virus, it sucks all the memory out of your computer, then emails everyone about what it did. If you receive such an e-mail (subject line of "Bill, Blows-jobs and Me, by Monica Lewinsky)" delete it immediately WITHOUT reading it. It contains the most dangerous e-mail virus to date. Even more deadly than the TITANIC virus - an early more...
It was a dark dark day in 2003, the day three sisters from THE village hut in Aerösol, attempted to send a rude email to troll folk using AOL. Having spent her last 3 score years and 10, wondering why her machine was slowing up, typical woman, Ing...
Hello My name is Fred Smith, I am from Nigeria. let me start by saying that unlike other Nigerian scam artists I am about as honest has one could get. I WANT TO EXTRACT ALL OF YOUR MONEY, it's true but I want to do it in an refreshingly Honest, Upfront and "Cards on the Table, way." Here is my story (Yarn): My great uncle Ugenyemi was tragically killed in a unicycle accident whilst he...
Downing Street was recently criticised for ending a facility which allowed people to e-mail the prime minister. However all those who do not have a handy fax machine or way of generating smoke signals should not despair, the Prime Minister has rea...
A California woman opened a rather strange looking email, and what she read was enough to make her call the sheriff's department, CBS station KOVR-TV reported. "It was my only email. I thought, oh a Valentine email from a friend," said Paula Class...
For years we've just thrown it away. But have you ever stopped to think what harm discarded Spam emails could be doing to the environment? Well a new initiative by the government has decided to address the problem. They claim that with 95% of e-...
Prince Mike Okoye, former Chief accountant of National Oil Nigeria PLC has explained today the issues that he faced when his cries for help via email were blocked by various Spam email filters. "I was in a desperate situation and was ready to pay...
Washington DC: The Federal Communications Commission (FCC) announced today that Spam will now be re-designated as computer reproduced animal poop (CRAP). Spam is the abuse of electronic messaging systems to indiscriminately send unsolicited bulk mess...
Atlanta, Ga. - The School sisters of Saint Marys were stunned, Father was Angry and some Clients aren't speaking to him. The reason? An obscene message sent to all contacts listed on the email account of Mr. Charles Stumpf of Macon . "I can under...
Google has come up with a way to stop people sending embarrassing e-mails when they are drunk - Mail Goggles. Having sent many drunken e mails himself, top Gmail engineer Jon Marshall wanted to come up with a system to stop people sending messages...
Kearney, NE - Local man Declan Sheehy related his good fortune to reporters Tuesday after a previously unknown relative left him $15,500,000 following their untimely demise. Speaking from the front of his now vacant 12th St. apartment Mr Sheehy,...
Secret email just posted on Drudge Report reveals the secret email todo's of all 4 ex-candidates: Barack Obama 1. Change clothes. 2. Change location of nation's capital to Hide Park, Chicago. 3. Change Camp David to Kamp Kenya. 4. Change speed-dial setting #1 to Commissioner of Internal Revenue Service, then get even with Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Michael Savage, and Judge Retort. S...
BULLS GAP, Tennessee - The individual who hacked into Governor Sarah Palin's email could end up receiving a five year prison term as well as a $250,000 fine. When Palin was informed of these developments she commented in that shrilled Tina Fey vo...
Being busy candidates with hundreds of emails, the Judge is forced to summarize: SUMMARY OF PALIN EMAIL: 3,039,771 invitations to dinner (99% men from all over the country; 1% women from Berkeley, California) 283,933 proposals of marriage (all from the state of Utah). SUMMARY OF OBAMA EMAIL: 568 Shoulda-Picked-Me's from Hillary Clinton. 38 "Shazam - Ah told yuh so, too!" from Bill C...
Reports today in the UK national press that a major consortium of Nigerian businessmen are in plans to takeover Newcastle United, were in fact part of a 419 scam, it was later revealed. Owner Mike Ashley had appointed London based Seymour Pierce t...
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