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Funny story: Ebay and PayPal nearly cause user's death

Ebay and PayPal nearly cause user's death

In a shocking event earlier today, a user of the popular ebay auction site and the commission-taking PayPal site almost died as a result of using the two services together to sell some tat he had found in his basement. Arthur Thrills, a long-term...

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Funny story: Illinois governor guilty of abuse; eBay violations; pandering to the Dark Side

Illinois governor guilty of abuse; eBay violations; pandering to the Dark Side

Rod Blagojevich has been ousted as Illinois governor after being convicted of going over to the Dark Side, and subsequently using his gubernatorial and eBay Seller powers for Evil Intent. He is also accused of having the lowest eBay Feedback Rat...

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Funny story: Brown lists UK on EBAY

Brown lists UK on EBAY

In a last minute bid to ward off the rising effects of financial squeeze from the world wide credit crunch British Prime Minister Gordon Brown has listed the entire UK economy and its vast assets on the internet trading site, EBAY. Mr Brown said the...

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Funny story: Kaka for sale on e-bay

Kaka for sale on e-bay

Brazilian star Kaka is up for sale on e-bay. His current club, Italian giants AC Milan, have decided to move out of the box, so to speak, and have put their influential playmaker on the open market. Two bids have been made to date but the reserve,...

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Funny story: Man City Fall for eBay Scam

Man City Fall for eBay Scam

Representatives of Manchester City FC have been left red-faced after falling for an eBay scam, we can exclusively reveal. Staff at the club, now the richest in the world since being bought in September 2007 by Sheikh Itallabout, became embroiled i...

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Funny story: eBay Auctions Bonanza for Unwanted Xmas Gifts

eBay Auctions Bonanza for Unwanted Xmas Gifts

Online auction website eBay is experiencing a post-Christmas business bonanza with people getting shut of unwanted Xmas gifts and other useless seasonal tat. However, all that glitters is not gold and many items are drawing no serious tenders. Suc...

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Funny story: Scarlett Bogie Sells For $5000 On Ebay

Scarlett Bogie Sells For $5000 On Ebay

A bogie belonging to Scarlett Johansson has sold for over $5000 on Ebay. The freshly picked bogie weighing in at 5ounces was eagerly sought after by thousands of international bogie collectors worldwide. The lucky collector Mr I Pickem from Lit...

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Funny story: Cleaning Woman Puts Shoes Tossed At Bush On eBay

Cleaning Woman Puts Shoes Tossed At Bush On eBay

BAGHDAD, Iraq - Fatima Mustafa, 87, who works as a cleaning woman at the Sands Motel in downtown Baghdad has taken the shoes that were thrown at President Bush and placed them on eBay. Mrs. Mustafa, whose cleaning duties include cleaning the confe...

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Funny story: Obama Economic Plan: Auction Congressional Seats On eBay?

Obama Economic Plan: Auction Congressional Seats On eBay?

(Chicago-Illinois) In the shadow of current Illinois Governor (and soon to be sharing living space with a 300 pound White Aryan Nation member named Pile Driver) Blagojevich's FBI investigation, the Obama Economic Team is alleged to have proposed a pl...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Selling Clothes on Ebay

Sarah Palin Selling Clothes on Ebay

Pasadena, California (IPP) - Sarah Palin is selling expensive clothes on Ebay and she says she is "making a killing" under the avatar ImrichUaint. So far she has accumulated a score of 73 100% positive feedback. All of her items have featured fre...

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Funny story: Iceland auctioned off on eBay to highest bidder

Iceland auctioned off on eBay to highest bidder

Reykjavik, Iceland - The Icelandic parliament met this week in the capital of Reykjavik to discuss their financial predicament. The Icelandic Prime Minister, Geir Haarde, has gone over several options to fix the financial crises in Iceland. One op...

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Funny story: Palin Intrauterine Device on eBay

Palin Intrauterine Device on eBay

A intrauterine device claimed to be used by Sarah Palin has been offered for sale on ebay. The device as pictured right is more commonly known as a 'coil' and is said to have been found under Palin's podium after her recent debate with Joe Biden.

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Funny story: eBay Auction - Going, Going, Gone!

eBay Auction - Going, Going, Gone!

YPSILANTI, Michigan - A woman has just won a house in Saginaw, Michigan with a bid on eBay of $1.75, (yes, that's one dollar and seventy-five cents!). Joanne Smith, who was the auction's top bidder, reportedly told an eBay representative, "My goo...

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Funny story: Man Sells Face on eBay

Man Sells Face on eBay

For most of us at the moment the 'credit crunch' is dictating our spending habits, and forcing us to be more careful with our money. As fuel prices continue to rise and energy bills soar there is a need for many to seek additional means of income, fr...

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Funny story: UK's Davina to auction her "after-birth" online

UK's Davina to auction her "after-birth" online

Chronically pregnant British Celebrity Mum Davina McCloud (wife of fictional 70's TV Cowboy sleuth Dennis Mcloud) is to peddle her own after-birth on an online auction website. "Sexy Lady" The Gorgeous 49 year old hook-nosed mother of fifteen h...

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Funny story: Ed-E-torial 24: Amber Colt--A Girl And Her Top(less)

Ed-E-torial 24: Amber Colt--A Girl And Her Top(less)

(New York--NY) Ed-E-torial is back, and you voted. And yes, Amber Colt will be the new co-host. Not only is Amber ready to take on the tough stories, she's ready to take off her top for a good cause. And that cause is Darfur relief. If Amber can do that, can't you do your part to help? Visit eBay to bid on Amber's bra. And check out Ed-E-torial 24.

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Funny story: E-Bay sold on E-Bay

E-Bay sold on E-Bay

In a bizarre twist, E-Bay owners put their website up for sale on their own website under "Businesses for Sale". The reserve price of $5 billion was soon met with bids by microsoft, applemac and Amazon. However, the winning bid was made by Bloombe...

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