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Funny story: My short-lived cyber conversation with; "lusty duck."

My short-lived cyber conversation with; "lusty duck."

I had never thought about ducks "doing it" until my conversation with lusty duck.

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Funny story: Bird Flu Strikes Again! Huey, Dewey and Louie...now Just Dewey.

Bird Flu Strikes Again! Huey, Dewey and Louie...now Just Dewey.

There's nothing funny about the image of Sesame Street's Big Bird with a sniffle.

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Funny story: University of Oregon to Change School Mascot

University of Oregon to Change School Mascot

Eugene, OR - The University of Oregon is making a ripple this week in the PAC-10 pond. Due to insistent pressure from the school's alumni association, the university has funded a commission to select a new mascot for the school's many sports...

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Funny story: TBN Duck tapes Pat Robertson's Mouth Shut

TBN Duck tapes Pat Robertson's Mouth Shut

DUCK tape brand, predecessor to "DUCT" brand tape gets the job done and it indeed GOT the job done when TBN officials officially Duck taped Pat Robertson's mouth shut good and tight. TBN said it's on so tight that God Himself can...

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Funny story: Study shows Duck more effective than Prayer

Study shows Duck more effective than Prayer

BOULDER, CO. (SN)- A new study has shown that Daffy Duck is dramatically more effective in treating certain types of cancer than trained, praying healers. "Needless to say, this was somewhat unexpected," states lead researcher Ima Fakker RN...

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Funny story: Bush Appoints AFLAC Duck Assistant Director of F.E.M.A.

Bush Appoints AFLAC Duck Assistant Director of F.E.M.A.

(AP) In a move that surprised just about anyone who thought that George Bush had any intelligence left (all six of them), the President appointed the AFLAC duck to be the Assistant Director of F.E.M.A. and new head of the New Orleans clean up. Bush...

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Funny story: Politcal Analysts Say Bush is a ‘Lame Duck'

Politcal Analysts Say Bush is a ‘Lame Duck'

Some are calling him a ‘Quack'. Some say he is the Daffiest and Daftest person to have ever been elected President of the United States. Now, the American people have started Crying Fowl. And political analysts are declaring that George W. Bush is...

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Funny story: Goodwin Breaks His Duck

Goodwin Breaks His Duck

Old One Two sweeper and all round newcomer Keith Goodwin broke his lucky china duck just before last weeks game against the controversial Blunderers Babes, it emerged today. The Duck which he had kept safe since childhood fell off his dashboar...

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Funny story: Donald ducks questions at birthday party

Donald ducks questions at birthday party

Donald Duck ducked reporters' questions at a post-birthday party press conference at Disneyland.

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