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Funny story: Road Trip! On the Trail Following the Kennedy Mystique ; Drinking and Womanizing in New England!

Road Trip! On the Trail Following the Kennedy Mystique ; Drinking and Womanizing in New England!

Armed with a meager allowance from The Spoof (The US Edition), stringer Wally Wordsmithe is on a 3 week road trip to retrace the famous steps of the infamous Kennedy Clan as he's off to New England to visit some of the Pubs made famous by the gin gu...

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Funny story: Hunt Is On For Savoy Drunk - Reward Offered

Hunt Is On For Savoy Drunk - Reward Offered

The drunken man who was ejected from a showbiz bash at London's posh Savoy hotel after repeatedly falling over in front of such luminaries as Sir Ian McKellen and Liam Neeson has become the focal point of a nationwide search. The man went on to b...

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Funny story: Savoy Drunk - CCTV Footage Goes Viral

Savoy Drunk - CCTV Footage Goes Viral

CCTV footage showing a series of drunken mishaps experienced by a reveller after being ejected from a theatre party at London's plush Savoy Hotel, has gone viral on the internet, generating up to a million hits an hour! Sources reveal that the man...

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Funny story: "Hangover Part II" Sets A Weekend Record - Charlie Sheen Agrees To Appear In "Hangover Part III"

"Hangover Part II" Sets A Weekend Record - Charlie Sheen Agrees To Appear In "Hangover Part III"

HOLLYWOOD - The producers of Hangover Part II are ecstatic as their comedy motion picture has just broken the opening weekend record for a comedy film. The Tinsel Town Times Tribune stated that the motion picture had grossed $85,946,294 for the Me...

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Funny story: Jersey Shore Snookie's Mugshot Finally Released to Press

Jersey Shore Snookie's Mugshot Finally Released to Press

Following her original arrest in 2010 and a frantic effort by her publicist to hold back New Jersey police bookiing photos, the reality show potty mouth who calls herself Snookie got more attention today when her bad-hair day police photo was pirated...

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Funny story: Cinco de Mayo will Continue to be Celebrated in the US

Cinco de Mayo will Continue to be Celebrated in the US

Austin - As the Texas Legislature considers banning courts from recognizing foreign religious and cultural laws, Texans worry about the future of Cinco de Mayo. Cinco de Mayo is a cherished holiday primarily celebrated in the United States. Most A...

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Funny story: Revealed: Nostradamus Was A Drunk

Revealed: Nostradamus Was A Drunk

Famed French seer, Nostradamus, has been exposed as a sot drunk by his great great great great great niece. The news has understandably upset doomsday buffs, professional paranoids and assorted religious zealots who have been looking forward with...

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Funny story: Drunken toddlers cause havoc in downtown Toronto restaurant - police called in

Drunken toddlers cause havoc in downtown Toronto restaurant - police called in

Warning to all parents who regularly dine out with their young children at licenced restaurants. Please make sure you sample your child's juice before allowing them to drink it, if purchased on the premises, as there have been a number of 'mishaps' lately where children have been served mixed cocktails 'accidentally'. All restaurants have been ordered to store fruit juices in CLEARLY marked...

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Funny story: Company Patents New Urinal Design, Reports Increased Flow of Sales

Company Patents New Urinal Design, Reports Increased Flow of Sales

The Porcelain Throne Company, announced a new commercial urinal for the bar/restaurant and hotel market last week, after winning a patent on the radical new design. Response to the new urinal named "The Kirby", has reportedly overwhelmed the factory...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen to star in Two Hookers and a Half Cut Man

Charlie Sheen to star in Two Hookers and a Half Cut Man

Hollywood legend Charlie Sheen is set to star in a new comedy series after Two and a Half Men was dramatically cancelled. The provisionally titled 'Two Hookers and a Half Cut Man' will follow the day to day adventures of a middle aged drunk and hi...

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Funny story: Drunken Australian sailors condemned for what they love doing best, getting drunk!

Drunken Australian sailors condemned for what they love doing best, getting drunk!

A bunch of drunken Australian sailors have been condemned for doing what every other male Aussie traditionally does, getting thoroughly pissed. In Australia the male drink culture is renowned and the sailors who were already "piss-artists" before...

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Funny story: Drunk pilot forgot where he was flying

Drunk pilot forgot where he was flying

We've all been there after having one or two drinks, walking into the kitchen only to stop and think:' what did I come in here for? Was it to make some toast after feeling a little peckish, pour myself another glass of Merlot or fly to New York?'...

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Funny story: NJ State Police Alerted after 4'2" Snooki Goes Missing in 6' Snow Drift Behind All Night Pizza Joint!

NJ State Police Alerted after 4'2" Snooki Goes Missing in 6' Snow Drift Behind All Night Pizza Joint!

Frantic Fans of Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi, joined in a frantic search for the top heavy, short and portly reality star after she went out to 'take a leak' during a blizzard in Pt. Pleasant, NJ at her favorite beer & pizza joint. Friends with her...

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Funny story: Week Three: Spoof Writer Still Drunk

Week Three: Spoof Writer Still Drunk

A Spoof Writer who vowed to stay in his basement until Sarah Palin went away is still hiding out in his basement. His protest is going mostly unnoticed by the mainstream media that can't seem to get enough of the woman. This week was a little...

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Funny story: 5 things you need to survive a night on the lash

5 things you need to survive a night on the lash

An Asian bar. An eighteenth birthday meal. And the Birthday Boy lashed on three cans of Strongbow. What could possibly go wrong? The night soon descended into chaos when he started to smear curry on the tablesheets. Two pints later and we were soon making our excuses. But how can you avoid these circumstances? As always, Masterchev Inc. have the answers which will help you solve any unnec...

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Funny story: Alcoholic Energy Drinks Added to Oxymoron Dictionary

Alcoholic Energy Drinks Added to Oxymoron Dictionary

After a long day at work, just when you thought you might want to kick back and relax at home or at your favorite pub, have a couple of cocktails and call it an evening, here come high energy boosting cocktails in a can. Having the exact opposite...

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Funny story: City Names One-Legged Goose "Lucky"

City Names One-Legged Goose "Lucky"

A one-legged goose, who escaped the chopping block this past week, was nicknamed "Lucky" by city officials after he barely got away from a drunken resident who was looking to bag himself a free meal. The goose was minding his own business when an...

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