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Funny story: The Pope has a George W Bush-sized drink problem

The Pope has a George W Bush-sized drink problem

Rome - (Holy Spirit News): Some Zaprudderesque footage, circa 1968, of Ratzinger, Bush and a crateload of communion wine has surfaced in London. Up-and-coming drunk George W and his highball pall are seen demolishing the Mavrodaphne consigment in...

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Funny story: Fall From Grace

Fall From Grace

Attractive blonde photogenic 17 year-old Grace Ford - who fell 90ft from an apartment block in Majorca, has become the latest person to be injured while Defenestrating - the latest craze sweeping holiday resorts around the world. Defenestrating,...

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Funny story: UK Passes Round the Clock Sobriety Law for Motorists

UK Passes Round the Clock Sobriety Law for Motorists

Under a new law, British drivers will be forced to prove their unwavering sobriety to any law enforcement official, at any time of the day or night. Furthermore, there is legislation pending which could severely restrict a driver's right to place a...

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Funny story: Vodka Falls off Wagon Killing Teetotaler In NY Factory Accident!

Vodka Falls off Wagon Killing Teetotaler In NY Factory Accident!

In a tragic accident today, a 39 year old factory worker was killed when crushed by two pallets of Vodka Sauce that fell on him while he was checking the alcohol content in the designer spaghetti sauce canned on his shift. Co workers lamented t...

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Funny story: Getting 'pissed" on Guinness is good for you!

Getting 'pissed" on Guinness is good for you!

Guinness is good for you and that's a fact, after being tested on dogs. It's been proven that those given Guinness were far more healthier than those given lager, albeit, the Guinness dogs couldn't walk straight and became obese! Guinness owners a...

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Funny story: Dolgoprudny Power Drinking Team Set New World Record

Dolgoprudny Power Drinking Team Set New World Record

The Dolgoprudny power drinking team set a new world record today at the Moscow Victory Day Games. The team, led by the legendary Ivan Drunkovitch, managed to down five litres of vodka and twenty litres of beer between them in one hour. Drunkovich...

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Funny story: How a man's drinking Buddy became his stinking body

How a man's drinking Buddy became his stinking body

Alan Derrick hid the body of his friend for ten years after he died because he feared being evicted from his council flat. His friend Dennis Pring, apparently died ten years ago and Mr Derrick, hid the body under a sofa for all that time. Basil...

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Funny story: Three Spoofers Get ASBOs After "hanging about' London Causing Chaos!

Three Spoofers Get ASBOs After "hanging about' London Causing Chaos!

Three rather well know Spoofers were caught short recently after an innocent writer's conference turned into 'quite a cock up' according to one eye witness in the Covent Garden area. According to Percival Montbatten, a tenured 'elf and safety offi...

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Funny story: Binge Drinking is Affecting Obama Presidency!

Binge Drinking is Affecting Obama Presidency!

Michelle Obama is said to be considering a forced rehab stint for Barry as his recent physical at Walter Reid Army Hospital has confirmed her worse fears; the Closet Muslim is a Closet Alcoholic! According to close advisors, Michelle is close to h...

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Funny story: Business Destroyed By Ice Cube

Business Destroyed By Ice Cube

A man in Bracknell has taken his local watering hole to court over alleged misleading information of a drink he was served. The Blue Boar served Daniel Wagstaff a rum and coke at approximately 9:37pm on Friday night. The barmaid asked if he would...

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Funny story: A Crisis of Monumenal Proportions Hits UK As Supplies of Stella Artois Run Down Causing Panic Buying, Hoarding & Angst Amongst Spoof Staff!

A Crisis of Monumenal Proportions Hits UK As Supplies of Stella Artois Run Down Causing Panic Buying, Hoarding & Angst Amongst Spoof Staff!

There is frenzied activity seen everywhere in this naval port city that not only survives on tourism, but the inordinate amount of Beer consumed by it's residents influenced by it's history of Hard Drinking Pirates, as it was announced there is a sho...

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Funny story: "It's The BOOBS Stupid!" Topless Oasis Bar & Grill Reopens to Resounding Success!

"It's The BOOBS Stupid!" Topless Oasis Bar & Grill Reopens to Resounding Success!

The third time appears to be the lucky charm for the Oasis Bar & Grill as it rises like the Phoenix after two failed attempts to become a the Premier Hang Out for the Rich, Not So Rich, the Verbose, and even one who writes only 3 words. This...

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Funny story: Doctor Confirms Smoking Is Good For You

Doctor Confirms Smoking Is Good For You

Scientist, and man who know's what it's about, Dr Angram Philchpott has categorically stated, so it must be true, that certain things that at first were thought bad are infact good for you. Things like smoking, which are generally accepted to be f...

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Funny story: Top Ten Things Not To Do When Drinking

Top Ten Things Not To Do When Drinking

Submitted by an international pool of pub crawlers, the top 10 suggestions for things "Not To Do" when drinking were compiled by the beverage industry's flagship magazine called the "Gig and Vomit". Listed in reverse voting order from tenth place to first are the following suggestions compiled from both men and women. 10: Never wear white pants (or skirt): You may need to crawl across a dirty...

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Funny story: School asks parents to stop shooting heroin at gates

School asks parents to stop shooting heroin at gates

A school governor has called for a ban on parents smoking crack, shooting heroin, or copulating while picking up their children. Rathuragay Itchellmay, chairman of the board of governors at Donkey Road school for the impaired in Staffordshire, sa...

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Funny story: Katie Price At Parental Advice Clinic

Katie Price At Parental Advice Clinic

Katie Price (aka as Jordan or Booberella) and one-time singer Peter Andre were once the toast of British Chav society and their love seemed as eternal as that of equally class act Jack Tweed and Jade Goody. Katie herself once said, "I would wait or s...

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Funny story: Middle-Aged Man Gets Midday Drunk In Kiddie Pool

Middle-Aged Man Gets Midday Drunk In Kiddie Pool

Harvey Winters, 46, of Albany NY spent his afternoon on his front lawn, drinking alcohol to excess in a half-full kiddie pool. Harvey, who is twice divorced, made his presence known to neighbors at 12:03 in the p.m. by clattering a 24-pack of...

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