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Funny story: Chicken To Take On Veteran M.P

Chicken To Take On Veteran M.P

Colin the chicken, winner of last year's 'Britain's Chicken's Got Talent', has launched a bid to become a member of parliament. Colin, 3, who lives on a farm in Bolsover, Derbyshire, intends to stand against incumbent M.P. Dennis 'Beast of Bolsove...

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Funny story: Richard Dawkins in not absolutely certain about everything shocker!

Richard Dawkins in not absolutely certain about everything shocker!

Atheist fundamentalist, evolution crackpot and heir of the slave trade Richard Dawkins last night shocked many of his disciples as he admitted that he couldn't be certain that God does not exist. This is the first time on record where Dawkins has hin...

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Funny story: Planned Parenthood Acquires Chick-fil-A Chain -- Offers Drive Thru Abortions on Sundays.

Planned Parenthood Acquires Chick-fil-A Chain -- Offers Drive Thru Abortions on Sundays.

WASHINGTON D.C. (AP) In a press release issued yesterday, Planned Parenthood announced that it had purchased the Cick-fil-A corporation and would soon begin utilizing locations that are normally closed on Sunday to offer drive through abortions inste...

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Funny story: Coronation Chicken of the Seas* to be Queen's Diamond Jubilee dish

Coronation Chicken of the Seas* to be Queen's Diamond Jubilee dish

London - Pollo impagliato 'Schettino' - (Francesco) Schettino-style stuffed chicken - has been named the Duchess of Cornwall's Diamond Jubilee dish in a competition to feed her mother-in-law. Camilla launched the cookery compy at the Nova Herod (!...

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Funny story: TSA to target jokers

TSA to target jokers

Washington, DC - We all know not to joke while in line to board airplanes these days, but a new plan to ban joking everywhere is rapidly taking shape, according to our source C. Fowlercross, our mole in the TSA. (That is not his real name). Accor...

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Funny story: Extra Drumstick from Three-Legged Chickens raises Unforseen Problem

Extra Drumstick from Three-Legged Chickens raises Unforseen Problem

Gobblers' Knob, Indiana, USA: In what must be exciting news for chicken drumstick lovers everywhere and for a world where diminishing food resources are of grave concern, Indiana farmer Thornton P. Quigley has produced and raised a flock of fully d...

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Funny story: Border Patrol Serenades Janet Napolitano:

Border Patrol Serenades Janet Napolitano:

CHICKITIN: Dr. BILLINGSGATE wishes to thank Guy Lombardo for providing the inspiration for "The Immigration Song." It is a variation of "The Chicken Song" that was quite popular back in the '40's and '50's and was sung by the vocalist for Guy Lombardo's band. THE IMMIGRATION SONG Cock-a-doodle-doo, bless our illegal immigrants They bypass our borders the best they kin Sometimes nine an...

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Funny story: Evolution Reversed! Well done you clever scientists!

Evolution Reversed! Well done you clever scientists!

Believers in the fantasy myth of evolution are today awestruck as it is claimed that the evolution process has been reversed and a chicken has been genetically modified to develop a maniraptora snout. What the imbeciles fail to understand is that...

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Funny story: Cameron Threatens Closure of Independent Fried Chicken Shops - Talk of KFC Conspiracy

Cameron Threatens Closure of Independent Fried Chicken Shops - Talk of KFC Conspiracy

In an effort to encourage community wide responsibility the government has announced another round of punitive measures, which according to liberal lefties, risks further alienating those at the margins of society. To deter a repeat of anymore riots...

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Funny story: More Preposterous Letters To The Editor About Pecking Orders

More Preposterous Letters To The Editor About Pecking Orders

Dire Sear. I have wishings to explort the known phrase, that is of "pecking order". I as you are knowing to, am from the origin, that which is of People's Republic de Chine, or that witch is the "Chinamen" to of old standings, leferences to such Blingo Harlls of etc, Narlwhich, Hrull, Wokington, etc many "Top Rlank" Blingo, fatty comickal jhoke-takure and so Forthe. "Pleas twoe Jingo-Jingo...

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Funny story: Scientists learn to speak to animals. Hens are going on strike. 'No sex, no eggs.'

Scientists learn to speak to animals. Hens are going on strike. 'No sex, no eggs.'

Scientists working in Ontario, have learned, to some degree, how to communicate with a number of animals and birds. A paper recently published by Scientists working out of the University of Strange Science in Ontario, Canada, includes data relating to egg-laying hens and their 'thoughts'. Those scientists who 'allegedly' are able to communicate with these hens announced that they have learne...

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Funny story: Many Chicken Restaurants In America Close To Honor International Respect For Chicken Day

Many Chicken Restaurants In America Close To Honor International Respect For Chicken Day

ONXARD, California - Eastley P. Dinwiddie, spokesperson for The Southern California Chicken Farmers Coalition has stated that many nationally well known chicken restaurants are closing in honor of International Respect For Chicken Day. The holiday...

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Funny story: Disgruntled Chicken Faces Uncertain Future on Michigan Farm

Disgruntled Chicken Faces Uncertain Future on Michigan Farm

An unhappy chicken on Jackson Farm in Crump, MI, has gone on an egg-laying strike to protest the quality of her evening feed, according to U.S. agricultural officials. Twinkie, a red speckled hen who has produced over 300 eggs for local consumption in the past year, is dissatisfied with the new, cost-efficient feed formula recently introduced by Farmer Tom Jackson. The formula, which includes...

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Funny story: Evolutionist with 1 inch cock rocks science world!

Evolutionist with 1 inch cock rocks science world!

Crackpot Barry Sagani, the overly optimistic evolution buff has sensationally rocked the science world with his 1 inch cock. Like it says in the headline. The male chicken was hatched from an average sized egg, yet, now fully grown it measures onl...

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Funny story: Irish farmer announces "Robot Chicken"

Irish farmer announces "Robot Chicken"

Continuing the pioneering work of legendary turkey farmer extraordinaire Bernard Matthews, Irish chicken breeder Patrick O'Feckit has come up with an ingenious scheme which may answer the ever-increasing demand for chicken. For many years he has...

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Funny story: Eggs v Chicken

Eggs v Chicken

Where would we be without eggs? Good question - none of us would have been born were it not for eggs. Ovulation and all that. And chicken...where would we be without chicken? With eggs, you've got fried eggs, boiled eggs, poached eggs, omelettes, pickled eggs, cakes, pastries, flans, and all manner of things egg related. It's the same with chicken - roast chicken, fried chicken, chi...

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Funny story: Empathy in animals could spell the end of meat products

Empathy in animals could spell the end of meat products

British scientists who looked into the behavior of chickens and say they found hints of empathy being shown - the ability to see things from another's point of view - has not been received well from egg producers who fear people will now refuse to bu...

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