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Funny story: Doctors warn, "Prostrate cancer not to be confused with prostate cancer!"

Doctors warn, "Prostrate cancer not to be confused with prostate cancer!"

Prostrate cancer, a form of cancer that occurs in people who spend more than 95% of their time reclining on their couches watching T.V. or playing video games, should not be confused with prostate cancer, a cancer that usually affects men, says the A...

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Funny story: Professor Karl Carlton the Nutty Professor says cosmic rays cause cancer

Professor Karl Carlton the Nutty Professor says cosmic rays cause cancer

Professor Karl Carlton known by other scientists as the Nutty Professor claims that cosmic rays from outer space are the main cause that triggers cancer. The Professor explained to us that every second that passes thousands of cosmic rays pass thr...

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Funny story: Co-Joined Twins Win Three Legged Race

Co-Joined Twins Win Three Legged Race

A pair of co-joined/cojoined twins, Mary and Terry McBriar, won the annual three legged race at the Susan G. Komen Race For the Cure festivities in Chicago. As the twins are joined at the hip and have only three legs, no cords or ties were needed to...

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Funny story: Cooties Causes Cancer in Laboratory Rats

Cooties Causes Cancer in Laboratory Rats

Rockefeller, NY - Scientists studying the effects of cooties in laboratory animals have found a strong correllation between infected animals and the development of cancer, particularly cancer of the genitals. Says Bell Green, one of the researcher...

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Funny story: Leading Scientist - "Water causes cancer"

Leading Scientist - "Water causes cancer"

Today scientists have announced that they have discovered a major breakthrough in Cancer research. For years cancer researchers worldwide have strained their minds looking for a common denominator to link all forms of cancer. Today leading onc...

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Funny story: Mobile phones prevent brain cancer

Mobile phones prevent brain cancer

Concerns about whether mobile phones cause brain cancer have resulted in an unexpected boon for mobile phone companies. Intense interest by researchers in proving a link between the phones and brain lesions have, indeed found such a link -- the phone...

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Funny story: Cancer - 'Bad For You'

Cancer - 'Bad For You'

LONDON (Defecated News) - The country's leading oncologists and pharmaceutical companies have completed research which appears to indicate that cancer is bad for you. For years many of us have enjoyed the pleasures of cancer through smoking, drugs...

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Funny story: Gloria Allred sues Post Office on behalf of nation's men

Gloria Allred sues Post Office on behalf of nation's men

Atlanta, Georgia - The latest reports from the American Cancer Society paint a grim tale. While approximately 190,000 men will get prostate cancer this year - the same as the number of women who get breast cancer - all resources of the United States...

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Funny story: Lockerbie Bomber In Miracle Cancer Recovery

Lockerbie Bomber In Miracle Cancer Recovery

Convicted Lockerbie bomber, terrorist Abdel Baset Ali al-Megrahi was flown home to Libya yesterday and received a hero's welcome when he touched down in the oil-rich territory. He emerged, smiling, from the aircraft and seemed visibly to become yo...

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Funny story: Study Finds Oral Sex Causes Cancer

Study Finds Oral Sex Causes Cancer

In the latest in a string of newly-discovered carcinogens, it has been discovered that oral sex can cause throat cancer. American researchers have found that the HPV virus - the cause of the majority of cervical cancers - can be transmitted via cu...

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Funny story: Cancer victim woman passes away leaving two children and distraught husband

Cancer victim woman passes away leaving two children and distraught husband

A woman, whose name can't be given for legal reasons, passed away today having lost her fight against cancer as well as her fight with her local health authority over the cost of prescription drugs that would have extended her life for a couple of ye...

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Funny story: Doctor says that laughing will cause cancer

Doctor says that laughing will cause cancer

A Boston MD has reported in the latest medical journals that excessive laughing will cause cancer in the small intestine and even the liver. The medico, who refused to be identified lest people laugh at his findings (thus bringing on premature te...

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Funny story: Research Proves Cancer Studies Cause Cancer

Research Proves Cancer Studies Cause Cancer

A study to be published in medical journal The Lanced today has warned that studies into the incidence of cancer increase the risk of cancer. The study, carried out by scientists at Oxford University, has identified that research into the causes o...

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Funny story: Jade Goody Furious With God

Jade Goody Furious With God

Jade Goody, the thing that made its name by appearing on the Channel 4 shows Big Brother and Celebrity Big Brother, has told reporters that she is absolutely furious with God. Goody, who has terminal cancer, and is expected to live only a few more...

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Funny story: Did Video Games Console kill Jade Goody?

Did Video Games Console kill Jade Goody?

Possible exposure to a video games console may have caused the cancer in Jade Goody, scientists have proved perhaps. Shocking revelations from the Polytechnico of Juventius di Milano departmento di speculananio reveal the Japanese console popular...

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Funny story: Newspaper to be taken to court by cancer victim

Newspaper to be taken to court by cancer victim

Janet Regan, a 31 year old mother of three from Peterborough is taking a British tabloid newspaper to court. Mrs Regan, with three young children and a husband who was made redundant last week due to the greed of British Bankers not allowing him a...

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Funny story: E-E-T NEWS: A-Rod Knows Tic-Tacs, Middle School Beat Down More Than Dow Jones And Amy Fisher Advises Kids

E-E-T NEWS: A-Rod Knows Tic-Tacs, Middle School Beat Down More Than Dow Jones And Amy Fisher Advises Kids

(New York-NY) Yours truly Ed "E." is feeling the pressure at work. Can you believe it, me? We've cut down. I was told that we need to do more with less. Or as my Boss said, "In your case, less with even less." So with the added hours and as you loyal...

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