Gulf of Mexico - (Deez Mess): "The design came to me in a dream in 1995," Costner told the House Energy and Commerce Committee this week. "We'd been filming in the Pacific waters off Hawaii using a derelict replica of the Exxon Valdez," Costner ex...
While President Obama is back on the golf course and shooting some baskets, BP CEO Tony Hayward is spending the day watching his yacht "Bob" compete in a swank race just off the coast of England. However, a spokesman for Hayward stated that the CE...
Washington D.C. somewhere between Whoville and maybe a leper colony. The following news story was pre-recorded in front of a group of 4 year olds and found to be of suitable news content to be submitted to the Spoof. The whole world was watchin...
The board of BP, the beleaguered ex-british petroleum company has suggested World Cup referee Koman Coulibaly as a potential Knighthood recipient. It followed Tony Hayward's grilling by the US House Energy and Commerce Committee, and came shortly af...
The American Congress has been cross examaning the boss of Union Carbide (formerly known as United States Carbide), Chuck Hayward about the appalling accident in Bhophal, India, where thousands of people have been poisoned. Years after the accident children are being born with defects due to the accident. 'This is an attack against America' declared President Obama 'we demand a compensation pac...
The reports were few as to the details of the Obama/BP meeting yesterday. The closed door meeting was attended by only a few, but one attendee speaking on condition of anonymity did leak some details to Dylan Ratigan of MSNBC. Evidentially, accord...
A war of words has broken out over the use of offensive racial language by a Big Oil executive talking about the victims of the most recent oil spill off the gulf coast. Residents of a tiny Atlantic town in the Gulf Coast region are up in arms abo...
Jakarta - Susilo Bambang Yudhoyono, president of Indonesia has designated 15 elementary schools in and around downtown Jakarta to immediately stop all academic activities and begin full time in the processing the black ink and fabric required to make...
Washington AC/DC - (Crude Rhetoric Mess): Baseless in law and mired in econutters' 9/11 conspiracy theories. That's the feedback from US Big Oil attorneys who today dismissed President Obama's attempts to illegally seize BP shareholder billion$ as...
Pensacola Florida - Actor Kevin Costner's oil-spill device has all the approval it needs to scoop the goop from the Gulf of Mexico, but is waiting for money from BP, according to the actor and his business partner. BP has issued a letter of intent to...
San Ramon - (Crude Mess): Years of murky shenanigans by BP's disgraced perjuring former CEO Lord Browne look set to rebound on the London-based supermajor. Exquisitely choreographed acts of espionage, insider dealing, dirty tricks and outright chi...
"It is a day of infamy", stated a very upset President Obama. "I have decided that we will never allow this oil company to live down it's actions over the past months. Every time a ship or someone on the shore looks to the south of the United States,...
In the wake of Sarah Palin's continuing surge in popularity following the 2008 election, the nation has been caught up in "moose mania." Images of Palin hovering over a moose kill in Alaska have electrified the NRA's membership. Bumper stickers sayin...
Rear Admiral James Watson, a top US Coast Guard official, has given BP just 48 hours to improve their containment of leaking oil.New US government data shows that the flow of leaking oil could be double that of original estimates. He does not beli...
Seoul, South Korea. Just when you thought things couldn't get any more tense in the Korean Peninsula, something happens to make the comic tension ever worse! Today Kim Jong Ill announced plans for the entire nation of North Korea to simultaneousl...
In an attempt to recapture some of the dwindling tourist trade, the Governor of the state of Louisiana has begun a new ad campaign. Instead of saying the the state's beaches are polluted due to the BP oil crisis, they are advertised as being "self-o...
A fleet of hydrogen fuel cell cars that emit nothing but water vapour will be trialled by UK drivers from 2012, but may cause a war. The unusual two-seat city car was designed and developed by British company Riversimple. It's lightweight, capabl...
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