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Funny story: Pentagon's Madoff gunboat diplomacy as USS Big Schtick moors opposite Houses of Parliament

Pentagon's Madoff gunboat diplomacy as USS Big Schtick moors opposite Houses of Parliament

London - (Gunboat Diplomacy Mess): America's massive new aircraft carrier the USS Big Schtick has moored on the River Thames slap bang opposite the Houses of Parliament. The move has been described as the ultimate in US/UK Special Relationship gun...

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Funny story: Madoff pawned Opus Dei ceremonial chalices suit alleges

Madoff pawned Opus Dei ceremonial chalices suit alleges

Off-the-Wailing-Wall Street, NY - (Armageddonouttahere Mess): Convicted Ponzi scamner Bernard Madoff is being sued by ultra wingnut TheoCon tossers Opus Dei who are alleging their priceless Holy Land ceremonial artefacts were lost to a TriBeCa pawnbr...

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Funny story: Madoff cops close in for the kill as Israeli Foreign Minister Lieberman busted

Madoff cops close in for the kill as Israeli Foreign Minister Lieberman busted

Tel Aviv - (Mossad Pension Fund Ponzi Scam Mess): Bribery, money-laundering and breach of trust are just some of the specialist skills identified in Israel's new Foreign Minister Avigdor Lieberman who is being probed in the Bernard Madoff $50 billion...

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Funny story: Financial Superheroes Of Our Time!

Financial Superheroes Of Our Time!

They are our heroes. They are the ones who have been leading us through the darkness into the light. They are the gods that we look to for inspiration and survival. They are the strong ones who protect us from the evils of the world. No, they are not the Watchmen, the X-Men or Batman. They are: THE FINANCIAL SUPERHEROES! Leaders of our society that have chosen a life...

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Funny story: Noose tightens around Madoff's 9/11 World Trade Center scam accomplices

Noose tightens around Madoff's 9/11 World Trade Center scam accomplices

New York - (Al Qaeda? Al Schmaida! Ass Mess): George Pataki your fetid thieving lying ass is in a sling along with 9/11 World Trade Centre developers Larry Silverstein and Frank Lowy. That is the Feds' damning indictment of Ponzi scam fraudster Be...

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Funny story: Madoff Caught Doing Ponzi in Prison

Madoff Caught Doing Ponzi in Prison

NEW YORK, NY - Warden Samuel Norton of the Manhattan Detention Center has confirmed that Bernard Madoff has been placed in solitary confinement. According to the warden, "Mr.Madoff was caught in a position, which can only be described as two males sh...

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Funny story: Bernie Madoff Gets A More Appropriate Sentencing

Bernie Madoff Gets A More Appropriate Sentencing

The judge in the Bernie Madoff trial came up with a unique sentencing for the financier who lost 65 BILLION (!!!) through a ponzi scheme ripoff of his clients. Rather than a 150 year prison sentence for the 70 year old Madoff, the judge instead h...

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Funny story: Obama intelligence pick slams Madoff bankrolling of Iraq WMD fantasy factory

Obama intelligence pick slams Madoff bankrolling of Iraq WMD fantasy factory

Washington AC/DC - (Notorious Mess): The Bernard Madoff Ponzi probe took a new twist this weekend with the sudden and abrupt resignation of President Obama's new National Intelligence Council pick Charles Freeman. The former US envoy to Saudi Arab...

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Funny story: Bernie Madoff In Isolation after Threats He Would be "Stuffed" Circulate Prison Yard!

Bernie Madoff In Isolation after Threats He Would be "Stuffed" Circulate Prison Yard!

Guantanamo Bay/ Federal Economic Detainee News - A shaken Bernie Madoff, FINALLY placed in Federal Custody, was removed to isolation in this Cuban Federal Penal Colony after sexual threats from Bankrupt Inmates said they were planning to have him Stu...

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Funny story: Scientists Discover New, Spineless, Slimy Sub-species - The 'Bernie Madoffulus'

Scientists Discover New, Spineless, Slimy Sub-species - The 'Bernie Madoffulus'

Parasite Scientists recently identified a whole new sub-species of creature now recognized as having a large presence in our world. The sub species is identified as being a mollusk-like, slimy, backbone-less parasite that has been given the nam...

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Funny story: Madoff probe switches to Mossad London bureau chief and exiled Russian mobster Berezovsky

Madoff probe switches to Mossad London bureau chief and exiled Russian mobster Berezovsky

London - (Plutonium-210 Mess): The Bernard Madoff Ponzi scam probe has turned its attention to Mossad's London bureau chief and International Foundation for Diabolical Liberties founder, the exiled Russian mobster Boris Berezovsky. The 63 year-ol...

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Funny story: The Ten Things Bernie Madoff Will Have To Remember In Prison

The Ten Things Bernie Madoff Will Have To Remember In Prison

(New York-NY) Chris Rock said, I paraphrase, "Every time I watch the news, and I see a crime being committed, I say 'Please don't let it be a brother. Please don't let it be a brother' Then, I see the footage. Damn." I feel the same way as a Jew with Bernie Madoff. Is it my age, the downside of 50? My parents weren't Survivors, but they knew Survivors. Pogrom fear? One of the first things I di...

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Funny story: Bernard Madoff asks for other offences to be taken into consideration

Bernard Madoff asks for other offences to be taken into consideration

Faced with a possible 150 year jail term, Bernard Madoff is thought to be considering whether he should plead guilty to other uncharged offences. This could be a way of improving his privileges during his sentence. Criminals pleading guilty to cr...

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Funny story: Madoff Enters: Guilty But Happy Plea

Madoff Enters: Guilty But Happy Plea

Saying he was "deeply sorry and ashamed, Snort! Ahem." Bernard Madoff pleaded guilty Thursday to pulling off perhaps the biggest swindle in Wall Street history and was immediately led off to jail in handcuffs to the applause of his seething victims i...

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Funny story: Weekend At Bernie's

Weekend At Bernie's

Bernie Madoff who made off with billions has decided that at 70 he is about to see the end of his miserable life in the crowbar hotel. He insisted that he have satin sheets and for his first meal he demanded escargot and a fine wine. After the pro...

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Funny story: President Obama Considers Deal Offered By Bernie Madoff

President Obama Considers Deal Offered By Bernie Madoff

That old renegade Wall Street fund manager Bernard Madoff could plead guilty as early as next week to swindling clients out of billions of dollars by running a Ponzi scheme masquerading as a $50 billion investment empire. Insiders say that Madoff...

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Funny story: Bernie Madoff Buys The Yankees, The Celtics, and The Cowboys

Bernie Madoff Buys The Yankees, The Celtics, and The Cowboys

NEW YORK CITY - Financial Service Investment Manager Bernard Madoff has just announced that his company, Ponzi Amalgamated Investment Trust has just purchased The New York Yankees, The Boston Celtics, and The Dallas Cowboys. The combined purchase...

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