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Funny story: Saudi Arabia Announces Bankruptcy

Saudi Arabia Announces Bankruptcy

Ryder Saudi Arabia: Newspapers here are reporting that Sheik Achmed bin Madoff, the Saudi Arabian Finance Minister, said today that "the Kingdom will be declaring bankruptcy. We expect our American friends in the US Congress to bail us out with short...

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Funny story: Teenage Prankster Responsible for World Financial Crisis

Teenage Prankster Responsible for World Financial Crisis

Wall-E Street, New York - As the world teeters on the edge of a financial abyss, it has been revealed that the current global economic meltdown has been caused by a single British teenager. The 19 year old film student from Kilburn, London created th...

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Funny story: Joe the Plumber to Declare Bankruptcy

Joe the Plumber to Declare Bankruptcy

Holland Ohio, November 26, 2008: In order to stave off having to declare bankruptcy "Joe the Plumber" is applying to become a bank. The new business is to be called Joes Plumbing, Heating (JPH) Bank Inc. When his petition to become JPH Bank Inc is...

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Funny story: Detroit's Big 3 Automakers File Bankruptcy

Detroit's Big 3 Automakers File Bankruptcy

Meltdown, Michigan - Ford, GM and Chrysler have all filed for bankruptcy protection under Chapter 11 following their failed attempts to lobby congress for a carve-out of $25 billion from the $700 billion Wall Street bailout fund. "There's no w...

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Funny story: Circuit City Stores to House Credit-crunch victims

Circuit City Stores to House Credit-crunch victims

Empty Circuit City stores will be converted into shelters to house families displaced by the credit-foreclosure crunch, the company announced today. The bankrupt electronics retailer has 36 exurban locations ideally situated for use by local families...

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Funny story: Congress Reforms Bankruptcy Law

Congress Reforms Bankruptcy Law

WASHINGTON, D.C. - UPDATE 1 - The U.S. Congress today passed, and the President quickly signed into law, legislation protecting Americans from losing all their possessions in these difficult times of financial crisis -- a time when banks need more mo...

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Funny story: Another major collapse follows Fannie May and Freddie Mac

Another major collapse follows Fannie May and Freddie Mac

Following hot on the heels of the recent collapse of Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, the UK's Maggie May has now also collapsed. Rod Stewart, speaking from his Dulwich hairdresser, who, incidentally, was a winner of the USA Annual Blind Hairdresser of...

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Funny story: Lehman's Lemmings - Big City Fat Cats Start Jumping Again!

Lehman's Lemmings - Big City Fat Cats Start Jumping Again!

In a scene reminiscent of the Wall Street Crash in 1929, stock brokers all over the world have been lining up at office windows and jumping. New York, London and Hong Kong have already seen thousands throwing themselves to their doom in response to t...

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Funny story: Lemon Brothers the new Enron

Lemon Brothers the new Enron

Off-the-Wall-Street, NYC - (Ass Mess): Four years after Lemon (sic) Brothers settled their $222.5 million Enron class action involving the underwriting of the fallen energy giant's hidden debt, inflated profits and accounting tricks, the Wall Street...

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Funny story: Lehman Bros files for Bankruptcy

Lehman Bros files for Bankruptcy

Lehman Brothers, the fourth largest investment bank in the entire Universe, has filed for bankruptcy protection, tossing a spanner into the capricious works of the galactic financial system. The news led to sharp falls in share prices across the...

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Funny story: Denver Hotels Bankrupt After Democratic Convention

Denver Hotels Bankrupt After Democratic Convention

Denver CO-- Many Denver hotels and motels are checking their balance sheets today and noticing the red ink. The recent Democratic Convention left the hotels battered, broken, and bankrupt. Conventioneers simply stole everything from the rooms they co...

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Funny story: Hillary Broke! Foreclosure and Bankruptcy Looms! No Help From Bill!

Hillary Broke! Foreclosure and Bankruptcy Looms! No Help From Bill!

NY/NY AP - Citing major financial shortfalls from her failed Presidential run,a spokesman for Senator Hillary Clinton said today she may wind up broke and penniless. "Her husband wants no part of this mess," a source close to the situation said,"...

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Funny story: Brian McFadden Collects Kids From Bankrupt Kerry Katona

Brian McFadden Collects Kids From Bankrupt Kerry Katona

Fat wanker Brian McFadden, who famously ditched his wife and kids after losing weight, has announced that he will be flying back to the U.K to collect his half of Kerry Katona's kids. Chinwobbler McFadden, who lives abroad with Delta Goodbum in an...

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Funny story: Kerry Katona Bankrupt-Embraces Poverty

Kerry Katona Bankrupt-Embraces Poverty

Pointless chav Kerry Katona has been made bankrupt overnight, the Inland Revenue has revealed. The dozy Mancunian who suffers from bipolar disorder, slapper syndrome and an abnormally large gob, said only last week that she was rolling in it and stil...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Almost Bankrupt

Paris Hilton Almost Bankrupt

Hotel heiress Paris Hilton,27, has finally acheived the impossible, and has almost bankrupted her parents, owners of the Hilton Hotels. Party-loving Paris has 17 pets including a chihuahua named Tinkerbell abnd two ferrets named Dolce and Gabbana, co...

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Funny story: White House Goes Into Foreclosure

White House Goes Into Foreclosure

Washington DC-- The housing crisis claimed its most famous victim today; the White House is in foreclosure. The national landmark has been home to presidents since John Adams. No one ever thought to pay the mortgage. Finance charges and delinquent pa...

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Funny story: Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae Save Trailer From Bankruptcy...For Now!

Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae Save Trailer From Bankruptcy...For Now!

America's favorite redneck couple, Freddie and Fannie, on the Country Channel hit sitcom, Sittin' Pretty on Cinder Blocks made national news this week with their timely episode about the nation wide threat of bankruptcy and dispossession faci...

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