The infamous Octomom, announced today on the "Dr. Phil" show that the father of her eight babies is former game show host, Bob Barker. "He had me from 'Come on Down!'" announced Octomom, her lips swollen from plastic surgery like Angela Jolie afte...
Recently revealed TRUTHS about many recent Dictators having only one BOLLOCK have been scientifically proven. The fact that they only had uno/eins/one cohone, led them to their dastardly deeds and turned them into the evil bastards that they were.
In a frank admission on national television, the Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, argued that the Labour Party does have balls. In a heated argument with a man from the BBC with a beard and glasses wearing a suit, (the man and not the suit had the be...
It will stand proudly in the Kent countryside, near the New Town Of Ebbsfleet Valley. It will be 164 feet tall, and probably made of concrete and fibreglass. It is the South's answer to 'The Angel Of The North' - a huge statue of a horse which will b...
When former Yankee manager Joe Torre read in the spoof.com that Madonna was describing Alex Rodriguez' testicles as pebble like, A-Rod's old skipper reported shock. "I worked with him on a daily basis and he never showed any evidence of having...
In what may be the first of its kind in medical history, a man went to see his family physician, and medical specialists, complaining of severe pain every time he shaved using his electric razor, and/or put on turtleneck sweaters. The patient, Ack...
Drive around anywhere in Rural America and you will see pick-up trucks with something hanging from the trailer hitch. Called truck nuts, truck testicles, trailer balls, and many other names, these dangling items look like a scrotum containing two 'n...
Johnny Crown, the man with the Worlds Hairiest testicles, says he gets incredibly sweaty when visiting hot climates. "I get so hot and sticky. My balls really start itching like crazy. I just need to jump into a cold shower to cool off", moaned Jo...
Dr Gerard McGarry the holder of the world's smallest balls, has failed to 'WOW', the crowds in a Jerry Springer, 'Micro Glory-Hole' stunt. Dr Gerry (P.H.D) was employed by the loud-mouth, former mayor Jerry 'I incite a riot' Springer. The plan...
The world's smallest balls (bozacs - to the brothers) competition held in Tokyo, was won by a man from the U.K. Dr Gerard McGarry , works in cars, computers, care-homes and monkey knit-wear. The diddy dumplinged doctor not only beat fellow humans...
Blue Tick, Ohio - An 89 year old Ohio woman faces charges of petit theft and grievous bodily harm after being arrested for keeping neighbourhood children's balls. Edna Gonads was taken into custody by Blue Tick sheriff's deputy, Barney Fife, over...
I wake up to the defening noise of a brash Scot. "Get those balls out there, those boots need cleaning, wheres my morning tipple?" He bellows. I try to block it out by humming my favourite music, Swan Lake. He bursts through the door "Theres ye wages ya scumbag, but ya barely erned it!". The envelope of money nearly hits me, just misses but I go down anyway in hope of some symp...
A Bearded Lady performing in a circus based in the Midlands, revealed this week that her chin isn't the only thing to be covered in unsightly hair - she also has a healthy pair of hairy testicles! The secret was blown on Monday when, as the circus...
'I like the way he talks, what can I say?' said Senator McCain at a press conference this afternoon. He was announcing the latest addition to his campaign team - Reverend Jesse Jackson.
Plenty of crocodile tears were shed today following the loss of a brightly colored beach ball by Charlie the Croc - the mascot of Aussie football team the Queensland Bastards.
Last week in Tallahassee, FL USA, members of the State Senate voted to ban "fake bull testicles" that are often hung from the trailer tow hitches on pickups & cars. There would have been a $60 fine for putting a bogus scrotum attachment on...
A man who humiliated his employer in a public place by telling him to "f**K off" and "go suck your granpa's c**k, motherf*cker" has been awarded the prestigious Nobel Prize in Balls at a glitz...
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