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Funny story: Man with Worlds Hairiest Balls says he sweats too much in hot climates

Man with Worlds Hairiest Balls says he sweats too much in hot climates

Johnny Crown, the man with the Worlds Hairiest testicles, says he gets incredibly sweaty when visiting hot climates. "I get so hot and sticky. My balls really start itching like crazy. I just need to jump into a cold shower to cool off", moaned Jo...

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Funny story: Gerard McGarry fails to WOW the foolish crowds in Glory Hole stunt!

Gerard McGarry fails to WOW the foolish crowds in Glory Hole stunt!

Dr Gerard McGarry the holder of the world's smallest balls, has failed to 'WOW', the crowds in a Jerry Springer, 'Micro Glory-Hole' stunt. Dr Gerry (P.H.D) was employed by the loud-mouth, former mayor Jerry 'I incite a riot' Springer. The plan...

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Funny story: Gerard McGarry wins the smallest balls competition in Tokyo, Japan!

Gerard McGarry wins the smallest balls competition in Tokyo, Japan!

The world's smallest balls (bozacs - to the brothers) competition held in Tokyo, was won by a man from the U.K. Dr Gerard McGarry , works in cars, computers, care-homes and monkey knit-wear. The diddy dumplinged doctor not only beat fellow humans...

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Funny story: Woman, 89, Busted for Keeping Kids' Balls

Woman, 89, Busted for Keeping Kids' Balls

Blue Tick, Ohio - An 89 year old Ohio woman faces charges of petit theft and grievous bodily harm after being arrested for keeping neighbourhood children's balls. Edna Gonads was taken into custody by Blue Tick sheriff's deputy, Barney Fife, over...

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Funny story: Cristiano. My Story: The Day In The Life Of A Slave

Cristiano. My Story: The Day In The Life Of A Slave

I wake up to the defening noise of a brash Scot. "Get those balls out there, those boots need cleaning, wheres my morning tipple?" He bellows. I try to block it out by humming my favourite music, Swan Lake. He bursts through the door "Theres ye wages ya scumbag, but ya barely erned it!". The envelope of money nearly hits me, just misses but I go down anyway in hope of some symp...

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Funny story: Bearded Lady Also Had Hairy Balls

Bearded Lady Also Had Hairy Balls

A Bearded Lady performing in a circus based in the Midlands, revealed this week that her chin isn't the only thing to be covered in unsightly hair - she also has a healthy pair of hairy testicles! The secret was blown on Monday when, as the circus...

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Funny story: McCain hires Rev Jesse Jackson as Press Spokesman

McCain hires Rev Jesse Jackson as Press Spokesman

'I like the way he talks, what can I say?' said Senator McCain at a press conference this afternoon. He was announcing the latest addition to his campaign team - Reverend Jesse Jackson.

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Funny story: Crocodile Tears Over Lost Ball

Crocodile Tears Over Lost Ball

Plenty of crocodile tears were shed today following the loss of a brightly colored beach ball by Charlie the Croc - the mascot of Aussie football team the Queensland Bastards.

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Funny story: No Ban on Bull's Balls

No Ban on Bull's Balls

Last week in Tallahassee, FL USA, members of the State Senate voted to ban "fake bull testicles" that are often hung from the trailer tow hitches on pickups & cars. There would have been a $60 fine for putting a bogus scrotum attachment on...

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Funny story: Man Who Told Boss To F**k Off, Given Nobel Prize

Man Who Told Boss To F**k Off, Given Nobel Prize

A man who humiliated his employer in a public place by telling him to "f**K off" and "go suck your granpa's c**k, motherf*cker" has been awarded the prestigious Nobel Prize in Balls at a glitz...

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Funny story: Mumbai Man Dies On Being Hit With A Water Balloon During Holi Celebrations

Mumbai Man Dies On Being Hit With A Water Balloon During Holi Celebrations

A 22-year old man died of internal injuries when he was hit by a water balloon during the annual festival of Holi today.

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Funny story: New Series, "Wives of the Satirists" To Air on the BBC

New Series, "Wives of the Satirists" To Air on the BBC

In the same tradition of Alistair Cooke's, Master-baiters Theater comes a new tradition, "Wives of the Satirists" to air this Sunday night on the BBC (Blue Balls for Cornelius). Wives featured on the new series, "Wives of the Satirists" will be the neglected wife of Duff, Mark Foley a.k.a. Lola boyfriend of the President, Queen Udder and Connie Booth.

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Funny story: Gays Have House Members by the Balls

Gays Have House Members by the Balls

Stillwater, Minnesota...

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Funny story: The Birds And The Bees

The Birds And The Bees

The birds and the bees chat delivered from my father was short and too the point. "Don’t fuck anything you wouldn’t want to marry" What impacted me the most that day was the fact he had the balls to use profanity to a twelve-year-old. The discussion was ill timed. At age twelve I had already decided that my father was mostly smoke and mirrors and the only time I really too...

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