Atheist fundamentalist and evolution crackpot Richard Dawkins has finally broken the silence as to why he refuses to debate Professor William Lane Craig. Dawkins claims that it is due to Lane Craigs biblical beliefs! As Lane Craig is a theologian...
Children's author, evolution crackpot and atheist fundamentalist Richard Dawkins has been given the cold shoulder by the Wyndgate Country Club in Rochester Hills, Michigan. The club wants nothing to do with Dawkins atheist dogma and has cancelled the...
The current fad amongst the mentally lazy is that of atheism. It has been claimed by the BAPS - British Atheist Propaganda Society that it is 'cool' to be an atheist. Once the domain of the faux intellectuals, now it is the topic of hot debate on ITVs 'Loose Women'! It is impossible to prove a universal negative, yet atheism - the belief that there is no God, makes just that wacky claim! Foolis...
It is ironic that the religion, which has been the root cause of the most mass slaughter of the 20th century, evolution, along with its bed fellow atheism, is in fact thought to encourage optimism! Read our fun packed article to discover why! Briefly, Evolution - claims that absolutely nothing at will explode for no reason whatsoever, which in turn creates time, natural laws, and all th...
A riot today broke out in the canteen of Oxshirebridge University, as news filtered through that a student capable of thinking for himself, had burnt a copy of the 'Origin of Species', the Holy book of the evolutionist cult. As many as three cre...
Following on from yesterdays expose which showed that the BBC, generously funded by the public, is manically anti-religion, it seems that good old auntie beeb has upset the very people they were pandering to, the atheists. Atheists do not believe...
COZUMEL, Mexico - The Cozumel Cha Cha Cha Times is reporting that the Green Guacamole Drug Cartel, which is based in Tulum, Yucatan, Mexico has just ended a three day seminar and convention in the resort town of Cozumel. Pablo Pedro Salsa De Fuego...
The spread of Atheism is causing problems. There are conflicts of interpretation among the non-believing assemblage. There have always been Humanists, Rationalists and Secularists fighting each other, but now there are new breeds: Anarchist Atheis...
A female representative of the organization 'Atheists of the World", which has millions of members world wide, sent an email to one of the Spoof's top journalists saying: "We - members of 'Atheists of the World' are planning a protest which will put other protests in our shadow. Protests are being held by all other groups, around the world, protesting for their religious and or political be...
OXFORD - "Let's stick to the evidence: Yesterday morning I awoke as a winged metallic moth man; nobody knows how it happened. That is all the evidence. Everything else, including supernatural acts, divine intervention, and mothman prophecies, is w...
The Pope is to be arrested on his visit to the UK later this year for crimes against humanity. The Pope has covered up the child abuse by Catholic Priests, in order to protect the Catholic Church, and if laws were followed and did not grant immunity...
In a post-rapture world, it is believed that atheists and agnostics may be faced with horrendous living conditions on Earth. However, it doesn't have to be the end of the world. With pre- and post-rapture business opportunities already beginning to s...
Terrified 'believers' are calling for a recall of ALL TRUMPETS since hearing about Ron Weinland's prophecy. Seven Trumpets are to be heard heralding the end of the world. Too late for the first one, which apparently was sounded in 2008. I didn't...
Nearly 500,000 Atheists are making their semi-annual pilgrimage to Las Vegas. "This is even better than our annual trip to New Orleans during the Mardi Gras", stated devout atheist Jones Smith (not his real name). "Remember, everything that happe...
San Fransisco, CA: Prominent atheist groups met this week to announce the formulation of a positive promotional icon to represent their cause to children this holiday season. According to the group, the new icon will attempt not only to change the p...
The Iranian uprising in the face of fixed election by tyrants has driven protesters to the roofs of Teheran houses night after night howling under the cover of darkness: Allah Akbar! God is Great!. This revolutionary political action has inspired the...
Atheists have found a 47 million year old god and named it "Ida," an Harvard scientist/atheist proclaimed excitedly last week. Ida is the fossil of a hapless animal which passed away quietly some million of years ago but is now the toast of the sc...
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