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Funny story: Zimbabwe accepts more Penalties

Zimbabwe accepts more Penalties

Mugabe accepted Bush's offer for more penalties magnanimously. Villagers were seen rejoicing in the streets as the news was announced by the town-criers all over the country. Zimbabwe, already reeling under the joy of seeing Mugabe re-elected as...

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Funny story: Mugabe Celebrates Famous Victory

Mugabe Celebrates Famous Victory

Robert Mugabe, the well-known Zimbabwe dictatorist, was last night celebrating, what his supporters were calling, a famous landslide victory over the opposition MDC Party led by Morgan Tsvangirai.

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Funny story: Robert Mugabe Quietly Optimistic of pulling off a Surprise Election Victory

Robert Mugabe Quietly Optimistic of pulling off a Surprise Election Victory

Robert Mugabe announced today that he was quietly optimistic of pulling off a Surprise Election Victory in the run-off against his long time rival Morgan Tsvangirai.

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Funny story: President Bush in Awe of Mugabe

President Bush in Awe of Mugabe

(Washington, DC) - President Bush today said that he was watching the election in Zimbabwe "very closely," and hoped to pick up more reelection tips as the process continued. Referring to the current president of the African nation alterna...

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Funny story: Massive Oil Reserves Found In Zimbabwe - US "peacekeeping" Forces Prepare For War

Massive Oil Reserves Found In Zimbabwe - US "peacekeeping" Forces Prepare For War

Reports coming out of Africa have indicated that a "substantial and significant" amount of oil has been discovered deep below the earth in strife torn Zimbabwe.

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Funny story: Queen Reverses Robert Mugabe Honour

Queen Reverses Robert Mugabe Honour

Her Majesty the Queen has reversed an Honour given to Zimbabwe dictator Sir Dr Robert Mugabe, it has been announced, with the reversal to take immediate effect.*...

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Funny story: Mugabe refuses to take part in run off

Mugabe refuses to take part in run off

Robert Mugabe announced today he would not take part in the vote in the poll of the world's greatest living dictators...

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Funny story: Zimbabwe Cricket Team Refuses To Tour England

Zimbabwe Cricket Team Refuses To Tour England

The Zimbabwe cricket team has cancelled its tour of England next year, amid growing unrest in Harare over the conduct of some BBC reporters, who are still transmitting reports from within the country.

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Funny story: Zimbabwe Holiday Bookings Down, Say Travel Agents

Zimbabwe Holiday Bookings Down, Say Travel Agents

Travel agents say that the number of holidaymakers planning to travel to Zimbabwe this year is down more than 90% on last year's figure, owing to exceedingly warm temperatures in the country.

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Funny story: Zimbabwe To Host 2010 World Cup

Zimbabwe To Host 2010 World Cup

In a surprise move, FIFA today announced that the 2010 World Cup would be held in Zimbabwe.

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Funny story: Zimbabwe's World Cup Team

Zimbabwe's World Cup Team

Here is the Zimbabwe World Cup team for its qualifying matches:...

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Funny story: Several countries decide to adopt Zimbabwean politics

Several countries decide to adopt Zimbabwean politics

Although derided by the world, Zimbabwe has been officially recognised as a "moral beacon" for world dictatorial politics, according to a United Nations report issued today.

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Funny story: Zimbabwe Election Results In One Week Early

Zimbabwe Election Results In One Week Early

There was no repeat of the debacle in the first Zimbabwe election today, as the result of the run-off between Robert Mugabe's Zanu PF party and the opposition MDC party of Morgan Tsvangirai, was announced one week ahead of schedule. The voting, wh...

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Funny story: Mugabe announces he will step down

Mugabe announces he will step down

Rooters Harare - Robert Mugabe today said he is prepared to step down as President of Zimbabwe.

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Funny story: Mugabe offers Food

Mugabe offers Food

After the recent wave of xenophobic attacks, food price riots and demonstrations in South Africa, Zimbabwean President, Robert Mugabe has come up with a novel solution.

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Funny story: Zimbabwean navy orders 2 nuclear submarines

Zimbabwean navy orders 2 nuclear submarines

Major Ize Waters, self-appointed admiral of Zimbabwe's navy, and brother-in-law to Robert "Mad Robbie and even Madder Bob" Mugabe (through his 17th wife), has ordered 2 Vlavidar-class nuclear submarines from Russia at a cost of just und...

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Funny story: Robert Mugabe to be honoured by The Queen

Robert Mugabe to be honoured by The Queen

Robert Mugabe, the dictatorial supremist who is currently running Zimbabwe…into the ground that is…is set to receive a special honour from The Queen.

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