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Funny story: Cameron Diaz Reveals The Amazing Reason Why She Had Breast Augmentation Surgery

Cameron Diaz Reveals The Amazing Reason Why She Had Breast Augmentation Surgery

HONOLULU - Cameron Diaz was sunning herself on Honolulu Beach oblivious to the crowd that had formed around her. As she looked up she suddenly noticed that she had at least a dozen admirers. Cameron who has never been shy suddenly stood up and beg...

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Funny story: One of New York Yankees Derek Jeter's One Night Stands Talks About The Super Stars "Parting Gifts"

One of New York Yankees Derek Jeter's One Night Stands Talks About The Super Stars "Parting Gifts"

NEW YORK CITY - One thing for sure New York Yankees superstar and multi-millionaire Derek Jeter, 37, will never ever go broke. One of the pin stripe heroes overnight girlfriends identified as Buffy "Peaches" Rosenbeaver, 26, informed Carolina Chi...

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Funny story: Atheists Thank God The World Series Is Over

Atheists Thank God The World Series Is Over

ST. LOUIS - You win some and you lose some. But when the 2011 Major League Baseball World Series was finished, baseball fans were relieved that they did not have to continue hearing about what player did what in game so and so and who was distracted...

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Funny story: MLB and ESPN: No One Wants To Watch the World Series... Until Now

MLB and ESPN: No One Wants To Watch the World Series... Until Now

TEXAS - Baseball history has always recorded the tales of great baseball performances but among the greatest are the men who dominate in the most important series of games, the World Series. When the New York Yankees, and maybe the Philadelphia P...

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Funny story: New York Yankees Claim Credit For Gaddafi Hit

New York Yankees Claim Credit For Gaddafi Hit

New York City - "We may not have won the World Series or even the pennant this year, but we sure as hell took care of that Gaddafi douche bag." So said New York Yankees Manager Joe Girardi in describing how a man in a Yankees cap fired the fatal b...

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Funny story: Baseball Umpires pissed they had to work World Series

Baseball Umpires pissed they had to work World Series

ST LOUIS - Baseball fans had entered the post season with hope that all the playoff games would be the most thrilling post season since two years ago. However, they were beyond disappointed that the two best teams in baseball decided to end their sea...

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Funny story: Yankee shortstop Derek Jeter lost bet and legally changes his name

Yankee shortstop Derek Jeter lost bet and legally changes his name

STUPIDVILLE - It was an unfortunate bet on a fortunate player. New York Yankees shortstop, Derek Jeter found himself in a bad bet likened to O.J. Simpson trouble. Jeter embarrassed by the bet was hoping that he would be forgiven, yet to no avail,...

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Funny story: Steinbrenner Acquires the Tigers; Will Move Team to Yankee Stadium in Time for the World Series

Steinbrenner Acquires the Tigers; Will Move Team to Yankee Stadium in Time for the World Series

New York - "If you can't beat 'em, eat 'em." That could be mantra of Hank Steinbrenner who along with the rest of the Steinbrenner family have gobbled up the ALDS-winning Detroit Tigers and have changed that team's name to the New New York Yankees.

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Funny story: Yankees/Tigers playoff games will be played in the 'rain'

Yankees/Tigers playoff games will be played in the 'rain'

Detroit, Michigan - The forecast for Detroit is partly cloudy, but the remaining games of the American League Division Series between the New York Yankees and Detroit Tigers will be played in an off and on downpour. The wet weather guarantee is be...

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Funny story: 'Looks like we picked the wrong month to quit steroids', says Red Sox manager

'Looks like we picked the wrong month to quit steroids', says Red Sox manager

NEW YORK, Ny.--The Boston Red Sox dropped yet another critical game, this time to their arch rivals, the New York Yankees, by a score of 9-1. The game epitomized the entire month of September in which the Red Sox have gone 5-17: no pitching, no hi...

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Funny story: Yankees' Jeter to skip regular season games as well

Yankees' Jeter to skip regular season games as well

The Bronx - Coming off his successful snubbing of Major League Baseball's All-Star Game, Yankees' shortstop Derek Jeter has announced he will not show up for anymore regular-season games this year. "The All-Star game gave me a chance to test o...

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Funny story: Fan who Caught Jeter's Milestone hit and Jeter were Little League Teammates

Fan who Caught Jeter's Milestone hit and Jeter were Little League Teammates

As it turns out, the guy who caught Derek Jeter's Milestone hit and Derek Jeter had actually played on the same little league team when they were kids. The team was coached by Jerry Gassed, who always claimed that the funny smelling liquid in hi...

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Funny story: Fan who Gave Derek Jeter's 3000th Hit Ball Back, Gets to Give Jeter a Big WEDGIE!

Fan who Gave Derek Jeter's 3000th Hit Ball Back, Gets to Give Jeter a Big WEDGIE!

They guy who caught Derek Jeter's 3000th hit, who is simply known as the guy who caught Derek Jeter's 3000th hit, gave the ball back to Derek Jeter without asking for any money at all. He only asked that he be able to give Jeter a big wedgie and a p...

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Funny story: Yankees' Posada Out Of Time-Out Chair, Expected To Regain Big Wheel Privileges Soon.

Yankees' Posada Out Of Time-Out Chair, Expected To Regain Big Wheel Privileges Soon.

39-year-old possible Hall Of Fame catcher and designated hitter Jorge Pasada is expected to be out of Time-Out by this afternoon, and has taken great strides toward being allowed to ride his Big Wheel in the driveway, say Yankees officials. In case...

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Funny story: East Coast Big 4 Concert in Jeopardy Thanks to A-Rod

East Coast Big 4 Concert in Jeopardy Thanks to A-Rod

Hundreds of thousands of heavy metal fans across the country have been going crazy with anticipation for a concert by "The Big 4" of heavy metal at Yankees Stadium in Bronx NYC. The Big 4 are speed metal pioneers Metallica, Slayer, Megadeth, and...

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Funny story: Baseball Bombshell: Cameron Diaz Proposes To New York Yankees Boyfriend A-Rod

Baseball Bombshell: Cameron Diaz Proposes To New York Yankees Boyfriend A-Rod

MIAMI - Cameron Diaz, 38, the actress who recently stated that her biological clock is ticking so fast and so loud, that it sometimes wakes her up in the middle of the night has finally taken the life-altering leap. While she and her boyfriend New...

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Funny story: Missing Cobra Found at the Bronx Zoo; Oprah Invites Her to Chicago

Missing Cobra Found at the Bronx Zoo; Oprah Invites Her to Chicago

The snake captured the attention of the world when she was on the run for six days. But Thursday morning, she herself was captured when Bronx Zoo officials found her in a corner of the Reptile House. "I was hoping to see the world but never qui...

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