In a week when it was announced that 130 million tweets per day are not worth reading - I feel its time to pay tribute to a leg-end of the 140 character club - step up to the plate Mr Joey 'seph' Barton, formerly of Mancester and Noocastle, now of Lundon. Barton brings literatue to the masses. Many know him for his high jinx at christmas parties and nightclubs, some are even aware he performs o...
A few days ago top satire site, The Spoof, went off line for several hours because editor Mark Lowton made a few changes that will benefit the many readers of The Spoof. He added a Spoof in Your Font option. Readers can choose the type of font t...
Great Yarmouth poet Ann Thology has just published yet another collection of verbose poetry. Entitled "More Gushing", all the poems involve the central theme of overflowing phrases. Ann Thology's poetry is fully enriched with emotional outpouring...
The English language is to receive a massive overhaul in 2013, say experts from the Guild Of Dictionary Writers. Spokesmen say that the language has become cluttered and over-complicated in recent years, with many new words being added and spellin...
For several centuries English has been steadily losing the letter modifiers that help in their pronunciation of words. Naive is often written without the umlaut, facade has lost it's cedilla, role has been stripped of it's circumflex and cliche is qu...
When Rebekah Brooks's husband Charlie published his first book in 2009, David Cameron, Rupert Murdoch and Guy Ritchie attended the launch at Nincompoop, the West End nightclub. The complex novel,called Fillies, covered a world Brooks knew well as...
A recent report suggests that prisoners who become interested in writing while in prison are much less likely to reoffend when they are released. The Writers In Prison Network has published figures that suggest that inmates who participate in writ...
The history of writing the spoken word is a scientific discipline all to itself. It is widely agreed that the Egyptians and Chinese writing systems arose together through trade, and gave rise to two independent systems. The Phoenicians carried Egypti...
K. S. Trojan, famous author of "All Things Funny" is going after her alter ego for penning several pornographic poems without her knowledge or permission and publishing them under the name Krazy K. Asked how Ms. Trojan noticed the poems or that t...
Unless they strike it rich like J. K. Rowling, writers can often find themselves strapped for cash. (Harry Potter! That was magic, right?) So here's a guaranteed, sure fire, money spinning idea. Are you ready for this? Okay, here it is: OPEN UP A MEN'S BARBER SHOP AND EMPLOY NAKED WOMEN TO CUT THEIR HAIR! Take my word for it, in a few short hours the place will be packed solid. Bald men will b...
Notes from the Writers Fictional Retreat, Death Valley, CA. - Non-Fiction purports to be true in that it is the author's words, which they believe to be true. What if the author writes something that isn't true but rather fictional truth written intentionally to mislead? How can the reader determine if the fictional non-fiction is really fiction and not non-fiction? Interesting questions, but...
Handicapped as a halfling after hitting his head on the haunches of a Hackney horse and then tossed to the hedges, Herkimer Heslop now holds high honors as an internationally heralded headline writer. Handling his horrible childhood accident and h...
Once a necessity in every household, recent studies have revealed that fewer than 1 in 25 homes today have a writing instrument and tablet available to write things down. Gone are the the days of to-do lists, which have been replaced by the much m...
A decade long study into the development of Internet information distribution has revealed that more than 99% of everything you see was made up on the spot. Where dictionaries and encyclopedias once contained unbiased, well-researched material, th...
The world's energy problems might have been solved by a group of scientists in Oxford who have found a way to store power released by bad journalism. The twin calamities of tautologies (an unnecessary repetition of meaning using different words) a...
Hundreds of millions of professional writers, that contribute to TheSpoof.com in their tea and cocaine breaks, today demanded higher ratings and better cheese sandwiches, for bothering to contribute to the almost-always now adolescent, Susan Boyle-ty...
VISTA, CA - As a punishment for her iniquities, reigning Miss California has been assigned to submit the following in writing: I hate those who cling to worthless idols; as for me, I trust in the Lord. Psalm 31:6 I hate those who cling to worthless idols; as for me, I trust in the Lord. Psalm 31:6 I hate those who cling to worthless idols; as for me, I trust in the Lord. Psalm 31:6...
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