Scores of fat Japanese wrestlers today "flashmobbed" Carbohole Hall in Shrophire, England, only to find that they had accidentally gatecrashed a completely different event. The event was originally put on by Susan Boyle "SuBo" Fan Club members who we...
Gordon Brown has accepted the Tory party invitation for the party leaders to meet in a no holds barred, bare knuckled 'cagefight' contest just two days before the election. The meeting is to be held at the MEN Arena in Manchester on Tuesday May 4t...
The girlfriend of Rangers goalkeeper Leah Shevlin has been approached by the President of the Ultimate Fighting Championship with a view to her becoming the sports first female competitor. UFC bosses were hugely impressed by the severity of the pi...
It was announced from No 10 today, that Prime Minister Gordon Brown, Tory leader David Cameron and Lib Dems leader Nick Clegg are to go head to head in a three man wrestling tag team. The tag team was the idea of legendary wrestler Hulk Hogan who cam...
A new craze is sweeping Japan. SuBo wrestling is now the number one spectator sport. In SuBo wrestling two thirty-stone giants must attempt to push each other out of the ring, whilst singing classic musical songs in the style of Elaine Paige. One...
World Famous Wrestler Hulk Hogan turns green when he gets angry. Hogan was most popular in the 1980s and early 1990s as the all American working class hero character Hulk Hogan in the World Wrestling Federation now known as World Wrestling Entertain...
Today Vince McMahon leaked the startling news that President Obama is going to join the WWE as the Prez. He is headlining with Undertaker during the Holiday WWE Special. "I always thought it would be cool to run around in spandex and call people n...
Corroborated smackdown is now coming in confirming Kimbo Slice has made the move to WWF wrestling and has lost in his first match up involving Tiger Woods' wife. The WWE Entertainment group apparently felt setting Kimbo up for an easy victory aga...
Eduardo Glory "Eddie" "The Late" Juerrero, a popular pro wrestler who was supposed to have died and been buried in Noverber, 2005 has been found alive and wrestling a bear in Mexico City. "So I was a popular wrestler?, asked Eddie when informed o...
I thought I'd share a weird dream that I had last night with you all. What it means I do not know... For some strange reason I was watching WWE Raw and Chris Jericho was in the ring calling the audience nothing but parasites and hypocrites & (for some strange reason) his tag team partner Big Show was missing. Then the Imperial March from Star Wars started playing and Alex Jones started to m...
HOLLYWOOD - Now that his divorce is final, ex-wrestling sensation Hulk Hogan has admitted that he is dating ex-wrestling sensation Stacy Keibler. The Hulkster said that the sexy and sultry Stacy was there for him in his time of depressed depressio...
DALLAS - The four-lettered sports network ESPN has just announced that they have signed Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban and Denver Nuggets star Kenyon Martin to participate in a caged wrestling match. The match stems as a result of the derogator...
LOS ANGELES - Kiefer Sutherland fresh from a head-butting, nose breaking incident with designer Jack McCollough has signed to wrestle the comeback kid himself, Mickey Rourke. Sutherland who says that he did not mean to head butt McCollough all tha...
ALHAMBRA, California - Plans have been finalized by ESPN to telecast the first political women's wrestling match in history. Talk show host Ellen DeGeneres, will join ex-talk show host Rosie O'Donnell, and rock and roller Melissa Etheridge on the...
Only days after Osama Bin Laden Challenged George W. Bush to a hardcore match at the upcoming WestleMania, Bush has an official response. "I accept your challenge Mr. Bin Laden. " . The WWE has the fight of a life time in which it is in the proces...
Washington - Another Bin Laden video has surfaced. "This Time it's Personal," Says Bin Laden. "You couldn't catch me with your Special Forces, or your Intelligence operations, but right now I'm willing to come out of hiding just for you!" Accordi...
Michael Moore and Rush Limbaugh will be featured on a pay for view wrestling match on HBO April first. Limbaugh will be wearing a red white and blue loin cloth and Moore will be wearing a hot pink one. The two rotund men will go 5 rounds or until...
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