Medical staff have told how a man was admitted to a Johannesburg hospital this morning with a vuvuzela protruding out of his arse. The local man, who had been blowing his 'horn' at the South Africa v. Uruguay game, had, apparently, been attacked b...
After the recent failed attempts by football supporters' organisations to have the vuvuzelas banned at the World Cup matches in South Africa, news has spread of a possible conspiracy to silence the vuvuzelas once and for all-by knocking all the Afric...
In a surprising development, Greece, probably the worst team ever to appear in the World Cup finals, and yesterday 1000-1 outsiders, are now 1-4 on favourites to win the competition. The sudden shift in betting odds came in the aftermath of Greece...
The much talked about Jabulani ball is to be replaced in the final officials have now confirmed at Soccer City, Johannesburg. The ball which has caused much controversy will be replaced by a rugby ball on July 11th. The move comes after much disc...
In emerging news, the Nigerian football team, playing at the 19th FIFA World Cup in South Afria, have been disqualified from the tournament because their captain tried to bribe FIFA officials in an endeavour to influence the results of their group ga...
They don't call Lionel Messi the best player in the world for nothing. The diminutive Argentinian was without doubt the architect behind the destruction of a brave South Korean team. A Higuian hat-trick and an own goal secured the points for Argen...
It was a game many were eagerly anticipating, Didier Drogba's Ivory Coast against Cristiano Ronaldo's Portugal. Alas, it was not to be. Cristiano Ronaldo, the £80 million Real Madrid striker continued to frustrate the fans by falling on his ars...
People predicted a walkover in this game for the magnificent Brazilians, but it didn't quite work out as planned. From the outset, Korea - who train in a public gymnasium - looked like they meant business. Even as the teams lined up for the nation...
TOKYO - Dr. Choofi Hirocheeto, one of the world's foremost experts on noise, has commented in several publications including the highly prestigious Hey What The Hell Was That Noise Illustrated Monthly, that the sound of the African trumpets known as...
With the injury news blow that Ledley King's groin strain will keep him out of action for three weeks, Fabio Capello has appealed to FIFA to bring in another defender. The international footballing body has sensationally agreed and Capello has put...
Football fans complaining in front of their TV sets about the loud, continuous buzzing noise* at World Cup matches should think again. Imagine what it is like if you are in the crowd! English football fan Jim Cameron (David's cousin twice removed)...
The most talked about thing at this year's world cup is not the defence of Italy, the ruthlessness of the Germans, the cheating French or the over-hyped English. It's the horns. The constant mosquito like buzz that accompanies every match has draw...
All nuclear power stations in the UK will be phased out and replaced by ex Holland football mid-fielder Edgar Davids before the end of 2012. Davids will begin generating Britain's electricity after the 2010 World Cup is over in July. He will start...
Critics have blamed England's poor performance in their opening World Cup game against the USA on 'eccentric' training sessions in which the players practice with bricks instead of footballs. The bizarre technique was recently introduced by coach Fab...
England and West Ham United goalkeeper Robert Green has received a CBE from the Queen in recognition for his outstanding performance in goal against the USA in the World Cup. The Queen, who is a big German football fan, was delighted to see the En...
It seems that England keeper Robert Green is blaming a pack of hyenas he spotted on a safari trip for his World Cup howler against the USA. According to the West Ham man's friends, when Clint Dempsey unleashed that half hearted shot at him, he cou...
RUSTENBERG, South Africa - Royalistic Sand Grouse Stadium was the sight of one of the most anticipated World Cup games of the 2010 FIFA World Cup Finals. The Three Lions from Britain were pitted against The Three Tigers from The USA. And when the...
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