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Funny story: Tactical Voting tips for the election

Tactical Voting tips for the election

The Mirror today published a list of parties they say we should consider if we are to keep the Conservatives out of power. Due to the scaremongering by both Tories and Labour about the dangers of an hung parliament, The Mirror rationalises that th...

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Funny story: Government drops voting age to zero

Government drops voting age to zero

In a desperate attempt to attract new voters, the Government has decided to allow babies and young children to vote as well. Ballot papers will be posted through the vagina of pregnant women along with election communication to allow babies to co...

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Funny story: A floating voter asks is there any Democracy

A floating voter asks is there any Democracy

A floating voter has spoken out against all news channels on television including The BBC News and SKY News for being totally undemocratic. Only establishment point of view is allowed there is no Democracy as the same two party system is shoved down...

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Funny story: Election Subcontractor OneDollarOneVote Announces November Election Auction!

Election Subcontractor OneDollarOneVote Announces November Election Auction!

Election subcontracting giant OneDollarOneVote, Inc (NASDAQ symbol ODOV) announced today an election auction to be held in November. "Money is speech", said spokesman Clarence Thomas, "And when money talks, we listen!" ODOV's right to spend unl...

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Funny story: Zero Vote Predicted For Next General Election

Zero Vote Predicted For Next General Election

Analysts working for CYNIC, the market research firm hired by the Government to give it unbiased predictions, today announced that it forecast a turnout of 0% for the next General Election. 'Taking all things into account', Professor Hawkings of t...

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Funny story: Taliban Kicks Off Early Voting in Afghanistan With a Bang

Taliban Kicks Off Early Voting in Afghanistan With a Bang

KABUL, Afghanistan - At least eight rockets pummeled Kabul, the Afghan capital, shortly before dawn on Tuesday, as the Taliban kicked off early voting, said Afghan officials. No one was injured by these tactical ballots cast for The Insurgent Part...

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Funny story: Minnesota Divided over State Fruit

Minnesota Divided over State Fruit

ST. PAUL - In a repeat of the contentious battle for ballots between Norm Coleman and Al Franken for a Senate seat, Minnesotans have split once more. The initial tally of votes was so close that it triggered an automatic recount. Out of some 3 mi...

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Funny story: Transylvanian Election Hinges on Intellectually Challenged Voters

Transylvanian Election Hinges on Intellectually Challenged Voters

Transylvania: The Transylvanian Republikanz and Demokratic Senatorial candidates' leads keep seesawing back and forth by a few hundred votes. The 1500 disqualified ballots will now be hand counted to determine the winner. Each Senatorial candidat...

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Funny story: GoVernment says dOn'T votE

GoVernment says dOn'T votE

Very angry prOtestors appeared ouTsidE the MajestiC cApItol buIldiNg TODAY in washington dc to protest against rising oil prices. obserVers called the Odd event '...a specTacle of public pridE...' another went as far as to say '...My son Could be...

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Funny story: Psychics, Pundits, Obama and Hillary

Psychics, Pundits, Obama and Hillary

Psychics sit back and look over your shoulder to read the past and future. They insist they see things as clearly as the desk. They haven't a clue who you are, yet they can tell amazing stories. News pundits study opinion polls, scrutinize speeches, writings and voting habits to understand the ranking of the hour's favorite candidate. They give opinions on news programs: "Obama used t...

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Funny story: Diebold Defends Voting Machines

Diebold Defends Voting Machines

North Canton, Ohio (Icky Sticky Press) - Fending off nationwide controversy regarding the security of its electronic voting machines once again, Diebold Election Systems now claims that its products are safe and that corrupt human beings are the prob...

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Funny story: Voting Dog Has Issues

Voting Dog Has Issues

A Washington state woman recently admitted that she registered her dog Duncan as a voter and allowed him to cast absentee ballots in several elections.

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Funny story: X Factor Phone Voting Scandal Continues

X Factor Phone Voting Scandal Continues

ITV's X-Factor has suffered another massive blow after they illegally charged for phone calls this week. ICTIS the phone line watchdog was publishing results of its investigation into the popular programme but before it did, it phoned the product...

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Funny story: Voting Machine Glitch Gives Presidency to Al Sharpton

Voting Machine Glitch Gives Presidency to Al Sharpton

Boca Raton, FL - In the worst case scenario of worst case scenarios voting machines across the country have returned preliminary results declaring that the next President of the United States will be Rev. Al Sharpton.

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Funny story: Wal-mart people like George Bush, not Kerry

Wal-mart people like George Bush, not Kerry

According to a recent survey of over 7000 Wal-Mart shoppers, 23.5 percent said they leaned towards voting for President Bush as opposed to 16 percent for Kerry. To test this new poll, our editors sent a reporter to ask fellow Wal-Mart shoppers why t...

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Funny story: Bush in a landslide, poll says

Bush in a landslide, poll says

CORCUPONIA, Wisc. -- A new poll released shows that if the general election were held today, no voting machines would be ready at the polling places.

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